Fallout Equestria, by Kkat / Kkatman - fascist sex horses and the insane fanfic writers powering their existance

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exball said:
Is this thread also turning into ponyfags sperging about ponyshit?
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Only if it deviates away from discussing why this ponyfag fan-fic of Fallout is crap and instead focusing on pony shit no one else cares about. To try and stay on topic, has the creator of this thing ever acknowledged any sort of stupidity and autism from the fanbase of his facist sex horse story?
 
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c-no said:
Only if it deviates away from discussing why this ponyfag fan-fic of Fallout is crap and instead focusing on pony shit no one else cares about. To try and stay on topic, has the creator of this thing ever acknowledged any sort of stupidity and autism from the fanbase of his facist sex horse story?
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That would take some self awareness. If he did acknowledge them, he would've stopped stopped writing early like the one who did the Conversion Bureau.

On an unrelated note, I found a trailer someone made for this thing.
 
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Accel_Rider said:
That would take some self awareness. If he did acknowledge them, he would've stopped stopped writing early like the one who did the Conversion Bureau.

On an unrelated note, I found a trailer someone made for this thing.
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...Megaspell? Seriously?

Also, that ESRB warning in the beginning really gets to me. Like for Christ's sake, they're ponies from a children's cartoon. What kind of douchebag edgelord thinks those things could possibly belong anywhere beyond that slide?
 
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Owen Grady said:
...Megaspell? Seriously?

Also, that ESRB warning in the beginning really gets to me. Like for Christ's sake, they're ponies from a children's cartoon. What kind of douchebag edgelord thinks those things could possibly belong anywhere beyond that slide?
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Yeah, apparently Fluttershy made magical nukes that the blacks zebras reverse engineered and caused the whole apocalypse. Unlike the games it based on, which was kinda vague on who started it.

Also, I love how the weapons are just human weapons modified for the use of pastel horses. I mean, just look at that thumbnail. It's completely nonsensical
 
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Accel_Rider said:
Also, I love how the weapons are just human weapons modified for the use of pastel horses. I mean, just look at that thumbnail. It's completely nonsensical
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This is dangerously near turning into a thread about what kind of guns ponies would actually use and at that point decontamination measures will go into effect.
 
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AnOminous said:
This is dangerously near turning into a thread about what kind of guns ponies would actually use and at that point decontamination measures will go into effect.
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Project AFTER actually started talking about how guns wouldn't work for ponies.

Getting back on topic, the worst thing about Fallout Equestria are the side stories. Good God, the side stories. Especially 'Pink Eyes,' written from the point of view of an immortal pony child with what seems like down syndrome who combines the 'omg kawaii pony' and 'haha i liek moofins xD!1' humor that bronies are attracted to.
 
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scorptatious said:
What does that entail exactly? What's the context?
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Main character pony is sick and lies in bed when she gets horny. What follows is her fingering herself while she vomits all over the room.

Hence, "vomit" + "masturbation".

And no, I don't recall that scene having any impact on the rest of the story.
 
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P.A said:
I'm surprised we're having a Fallout Equestria thread that didn't bring up
the vomitsturbation scene.
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"vomitsturbation". The more one learns of this autistic fic of horses and the post-apocalyptic wasteland, the more one wonders how lower this thing goes beyond just crossing over MLP with Fallout.

P.A said:
Main character pony is sick and lies in bed when she gets horny. What follows is her fingering herself while she vomits all over the room.

Hence, "vomit" + "masturbation".

And no, I don't recall that scene having any impact on the rest of the story.
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The author had write that into his fan-fic. Just how many pages does he use it? It sounds like more than just some creepy fetish filler.
 
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This fanfic actually takes Fallout 3 gameplay conventions like the ability of the Pipboy to act as a magical GPS and bullet-time aiming system WITHOUT THE SLIGHTEST TRACE OF IRONY.

As a very long-term Fallout fan, I can safely say that the VATS aiming system is brought up exactly zero times by non-player characters in the story. It exists purely as a gameplay convention, as do most of the other PipBoy 'functions' this fanfic takes with wide-eyed sincerity. This is something that absolutely pisses me off about bad fanfic; the lack of ability to understand the concept of gameplay and story segregation.
 
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Forever Sunrise said:
This fanfic actually takes Fallout 3 gameplay conventions like the ability of the Pipboy to act as a magical GPS and bullet-time aiming system WITHOUT THE SLIGHTEST TRACE OF IRONY.

As a very long-term Fallout fan, I can safely say that the VATS aiming system is brought up exactly zero times by non-player characters in the story. It exists purely as a gameplay convention, as do most of the other PipBoy 'functions' this fanfic takes with wide-eyed sincerity. This is something that absolutely pisses me off about bad fanfic; the lack of ability to understand the concept of gameplay and story segregation.
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Honestly, the fanfiction would still be a colossal glacier of a shitfic due to the fact this imbecile can't understand a very basic idea proposed by William Shakesman: "Brevity is the soul of wit" which in modern day means stop wasting the reader's time. That's just more of a pain in the ballsack than one of the key reasons this story is bird cage lining material.
 
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Adamska said:
Honestly, the fanfiction would still be a colossal glacier of a shitfic due to the fact this imbecile can't understand a very basic idea proposed by William Shakesman: "Brevity is the soul of wit" which in modern day means stop wasting the reader's time. That's just more of a pain in the ballsack than one of the key reasons this story is bird cage lining material.
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I'm just glad that so far, this cartoon lunacy has been contained to the Fallout game most known for having a setting akin to cartoon lunacy.
 
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