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The second chapter of that fic where manly things like abortion and pregnancy are discussed has been posted. It's the one where they have a nice cottage at the edge of the Noxian border (the worst place to be) and Viktor, despite knowing he's female, keeps having unprotected sex and is shocked to discover he is pregnant. Join the journey in figuring out what happens when there is no Noxian version of Planned Parenthood.
This fic has been deleted, so you can view it here in screenshot form in all its glory. I'll take the L for not archiving it.
Heart? In a Noxian wedding? A wedding without three deaths is considered a dull affair.
> Stoic lumberer and the kind huntsman
Always gotta have the Tokens for your wedding, eh?
> They were embroidered with dozens of tiny silver stars, something he did in the evenings
I love how the author really wants to hammer home that this is a True and Honest Man...and yet he's wearing an embroidered dress with silver stars that he handmade as if embroidery isn't largely a female hobby - and considered 'women's work' historically. We're hitting all the stereotypes and the dumb bitch doesn't know it.
And he even has flower crowns! Damn, he's really living the girl life! Erin Reed would be so jealous.
It's fitting that the big, muscular dommy mommy has a tiny, petite woman with curly hair. Stereotype and clichés all the way 'round, baby.
> They all saw him, the real him
But not Jayce himself, because it took nearly the ending of the world for him to see the truth. Funny how everyone else respects Viktor but not him, lmao.
> They only just settled here
'Only just' is a misnomer; from the first chapter it's clear they've been there a few years. They sat out a window and have seen a few seasons pass by, and the townspeople know who they are and employ them for their skills, so 'only just' is 1. lying about your own plot and 2. forgetting your own plot.
> He had lost his autonomy, his personhood
Funny how the female-bodied person is the only one who has to go through that. Jayce sure didn't. Jayce, the male, was the one who took it away. How fitting.
> Baked him his favourite sweetbread, washed his hair and sewed little hearts into the collars of his linens
This is all so unbelievably female-coded I nearly gagged. Even women who have these as hobbies often work full time jobs and are not this feminine. This is a trans man living a true and honest tradwife life while simultaneously hating conservatives for promoting it as the 'better alternative'. All you have to do is read their work to see what they yearn for.
> Things were different in the real world
No shit. You're on a fucking Noxian border town; what do you think the 'real world' is?
> He would get him the most beautiful flowery clothing
Ah, something all True and Honest Men desire. Even the maharajas of India, who LOVED bling, didn't dress this feminine and they had pearls sewed into their night shirts. Again, this is so female-coded as to be outwardly ridiculous. All this concern about flower crowns and uwu pretty gowns while I'm out here wondering how much it's going to cost. Priorities, clearly.
Hand-embroidered veils? Huh. Funny how the trans man has to wear that and not the actual male.
> Possibility but not a probability. An inevitability.
These are all contradictory terms. If it's probable, it's not inevitable and vice versa.
Reminder that Viktor isn't on any testosterone and I'm pretty sure he actually still has his breasts. He is, for all intents and purposes, a female pretending to be a male, with his female reproductive organs intact. That said, he has been having unprotected penis-in-vagina sex for months, and has not put two-and-two together that that is the reason why he has been sick at the same time for five days in a row. I would have been suspicious at the first three days, but then again, most normal women are always hyper-aware of their reproductive function and try to at least keep track of their periods. It isn't even known if Viktor even menstruates, and that's why he doesn't think he can get pregnant. In any case, it's retarded that he has no idea what's going on - and this is compounded later when he eventually goes to a doctor.
> His hair is braided
With the ribbons and flowers, how cute!
> Smaller, thinner, lighter
We always gotta point out who the real man is, here.
> Blue isn't mourning or hate or inexplicable sadness
I mean, it IS the colour the brain appears as when people are depressed, so...
> I do not know what I am anymore, Jayce
That makes two of us.
> It wasn't your fault
Technically it was, and Jayce was the catalyst for all of it. Notice his grief is never nearly as severe as Viktor's.
> I wish you had just let me die
That would've made things easier, wouldn't it?
> I've tried doing this life without you, V. I'm no good at it
Ah, so cosmic genocide really IS the solution because you were so possessive. Ending entire timelines and billions of lives was totally worth it.
> We make each other worse
Indeed you do.
> It was his own damn fault
Correct. And you just admitted you'd let other people die for the 'love of your life'. That's the antithesis of progress and a hero. You sound like Thanos with a different skin colour.
> I did so much bad with it
> I do not regret it
Sounds like you do, if you still feel disgust at your body and go around covering your face in public. If you were proud, you'd show your face. But no. He, like Jayce, doesn't really feel grief or genuine regret over what he did - in the end it served one purpose: getting him Jayce's dick. That kind of selfishness doesn't make me sympathize with the characters, it just calls into question their motivations. Viktor didn't do it under the misguided thought of doing good - he did it so he could get closer to Jayce. Genuine villain behaviour, there.
> Thick knuckles and soft skin
I thought he had small hands?
> In the end, I do not know if I would do anything differently
That's a far cry from telling Jayce that he should have let you die. You wanted to die, then you didn't, then you have a whole panic attack and mental breakdown over what you've done but then you don't because you don't regret it? Huh?
> If you asked me to destroy the world, I would have. I wouldn't think twice about it
And how are you the hero again, Jayce? Why do you have PTSD over an AU where the world DID end when you're totally fine ending it for Viktor? Isn't the whole point of you eloping at a Noxian border town is that you can 'get relief' over your misdeeds?
> Many people fled from Piltover and Zaun in the aftermath of the war to make a better life for themselves
No thanks to Jayce. And fleeing to NOXUS, the warring state that provided an army to attack Piltover? You're asking for trouble. I don't think this author thinks too hard about her worldbuilding.
> Starved thinner by starvation
He is still working at a forge and has access to a persistent quantity of food. He should NOT be 'starved thin', otherwise he couldn't work as a blacksmith. Those men are huge not just from doing manual labour, but by consuming more calories. Both he and Viktor have access to plentiful amounts of game and nutrition - well enough to spend entire winters with said food in their cottage. This is a stupid thing to write.
> She looks wise beyond her years
Another retarded thing to say. She's a yordle. They're MYSTICAL BEINGS. What the hell else do you think they do, Jayce?
> He feels like an asshole for it
You should, because you're acting like one. You sought the doctor's attention first.
> There are some supplements you should be taking
At first I thought she was discussing abortifacients, but she's just talking regular pregnancy supplements. Because Viktor, for whatever fucking reason, didn't think he could get pregnant.
YES, Viktor - you having female genitalia and having unprotected sex is what allowed you to get pregnant. He's acting like that one pooner who acted shocked she got pregnant despite being on testosterone. They genuinely believe that because they identify as male, their genitalia somehow works the same gender they identify as and therefore they can't get pregnant. Absolute comedy.
Everyone is acting shocked when they shouldn't be. Jayce and Viktor are having heterosexual sex and they act amazed that such a thing can happen even though that's how the human species came into existence. 'Oh, that's - oh' my ass. What, you thought your vagina didn't work because you identified as male? Think again.
> I hadn't believed that this was something that would ever happen to me
Unless you were 100% confirmed to be sterile, there's no fucking way you'd be surprised. You're in a NEW BODY anyways; why wouldn't you at least be suspicious? I sure as hell would!
> Accepted them readily
They were suspicious at first, remember? Lucky, the giant Qunari wannabe, didn't like Jayce upon first meeting him. They only liked them when they had skills to offer.
> An island of paradise, a place to land and to stay
It's a Noxian border town. It's not a fucking paradise because it can be attacked at any moment from warring mountain tribes. Are we forgetting who the Noxians are?
> Viktor had never expressed any interest in wanting a child of his own
No, because it would have damaged his career in a way it never does actual men. Funny how even trans men are expected to take on the brunt of childcare...almost as if they're female, or something.
> He thinks of Viktor letting them braid his hair and make bracelets of flowers
Notice how there's nothing about Viktor tending the fields here or the crops. He just sits around and lets flower crowns be made.
That version of himself has no autonomy and is living an utter nightmare. Better honour his memory by not feeling bad about causing the apocalypse and siring kids on the one who caused it.
> Viktor jolts. No sound comes out
In which Jayce and Viktor act shocked that a yordle, a magical creature, knows who they are and what they did.
Yeah, no. There is NO FUCKING WAY a yordle is going to dismiss what Viktor did. She would have seen the Rune Wars and she would have seen the comparisons with what Viktor did. Having a nice talk about forgiveness is not going to dismiss him of his crimes, nor is it 'beautiful'. This hand-wavey attempt to dismiss atrocities and usher in forgiveness by fucking settling down and having children is almost as insulting as S2. Almost, because S2 didn't have a shitty pregnancy plot.
Widescale genocide isn't a 'mistake', because Viktor DID cause it in other universes. Viktor sure didn't inherit male accountability, eh? "Yeah the Arcane cost many lives but I can see that you feel bad so I'll let it go with a nice blessing for you and your kids, okay?" Fucking hell.
Thank God he's not on T, because then the kid wouldn't be healthy.
> Jayce thinks about cradling a baby in his arms
And yet, Viktor is the one who is going to do all the childcare and be able to lounge around doing nothing, because he's 'fragile' and 'special'. Even women in the Medieval era worked on a farm - many while nearing the end of their pregnancy. Viktor gets that special privilege where he can live as a 50s housewife and expect everyone else to do the work for him.
And before someone says they're both disabled...Jayce is, and he's still working. He just broke his tibia and treating it like a lifelong condition.
> I had believed I had been barren
You are in a new body so clearly not. Clearly the Hexcore didn't terminate your eggs.
> I had reveled in it to live the life I initially intended
What? You mean to tell me pregnancy would ruin your life in a way it doesn't ruin men's? You don't say.
> Baking, teaching, picking flowers and sewing stars. Having children
This is the most feminine-coded shit I've read it's almost fucking offensive. Notice he does no cleaning, no harvesting or sowing - to what he is capable of doing, that is - no tending the land, no plucking the vegetables, no tilling the earth...he just wants to bake cookies and be a tradwife. Something most actual women don't even have access to because it's a goddamn fantasy.
The more pooner fics I read, the more feminine they sound, because even Hallmark movies aren't this fucking stereotypically weak and feminine. Sewing stars? Really? You aren't making bolts of cloth to survive the winter? What a lazy bitch.
Ever notice that JAYCE never volunteers to do this, and it's always Viktor? Yeah. Don't think I didn't notice.
> Doesn't comprehend what this could mean
Myrtle the yordle just told him what this could mean. Does he have a Joe Biden memory? Plus he brought up Mel as an example twice, having two different interpretations of her abilities. Ho hum.
Amazing how he knows what sex the fetus is when he doesn't know what sex HE is. Guess we don't have a kindergarten teacher to decide - unless Viktor wants to take up that role.
> Be mixed race
> Have an unusually large head
Ooof.
> Dad
Oh, so he's a seahorse dad, eh? Can't wait for Blitz to ask questions as to why other people who give birth are called 'moms' and Viktor isn't.
> He has braces for his legs
That's right: Blitz inherited Viktor's shitty genes, even though he's born in a remarkably better environment. That said, despite his diagnosis, do they actively seek care like surgery or physiotherapy? Maybe even encourage healing through magic?
No, because that's all bad and mages are bad even though LeBlanc would know about Viktor's mage kids and seek to go after them. Watch for that to become a future plot point.
> Hair is braided down the length of his back
Once again, notice how Viktor never does any manual labour or use his 'women's work' to actually make clothing - he just embroiders cute stars and bakes bread. My man is an Instagram starlet.
>Tucked away from anyone who could be looking for them
LeBlanc is in Noxus and guaranteed she fucking knows about the pooner who just sired a mage child and might be carrying one more. I doubt the author put much thought into this and thought people would care more about the character arcs when those are terrible too. I've never seen such 180 turns in characterization - well, aside from S2 - and an excuse for genocide. So much for all those panic attacks and PTSD when you fully intended for it all to happen so you could get together! All is forgiven! Even yordles will give you their blessing because you don't need to take accountability. Isn't that nice?
But you tell me if this isn't absolutely female-brained. Running through fields, picking flowers and making flower crowns and baking bread for your man who doesn't volunteer to do those things except for the winter and generally leaves the childcare up to you?
Sorry, are we breaking gender roles or are we resembling Phyllis Schlafly here?
This fic includes a rubber fleshlight and Viktor being treated like one. Written by a fucking medical student no less.
> Piltover was a conservative bunch
Not really, they do have trannies up there. They just have their sex parties in private.
> Calls the actual vagina a 'hole'
> Uses 'vaginal canal' when referring to a piece of rubber
Not misogynistic at all, applying human traits to a non-human imitation while stripping it from the actual one.
> But why me
Because Viktor doesn't have a dick, dumbass. And Jayce knows he's a pooner so he shouldn't have asked that question to begin with.
> Hated making the smaller man mad or even mildly disappointed
Define 'small' here. Are we talking regular 5'8 Viktor or the 5'2 trans version?
> Got his heart leap in his chest
English is not the author's first language and her attempt isn't bad at all, but this is where it shines through. I am angrier that she, a medical student, is treating female bodies like commodities so don't mind my TERF rage.
> He knew what the insides of a vagina felt like
Good to know. And of course he blushes upon finding out Viktor used himself as a reference. That's really HIS vagina you're fucking, what a twist!
> Appearance of the vulva
We'll use vulva and clitoris, but not vagina, because that offends trans men - despite using the 'vaginal fingering' tag. Pick a struggle.
> I've seen a lot of penises before
Ah, there's the Slutty Trans Viktor cliché. Can't have a dick? Be a slave to the dick, instead!
> He felt a bit sour about that
"How dare this slut fuck other men than me! Don't they know my dick is the biggest?"
> Men, women, some had cocks while others had alternative means
Guaranteed she's learning that, yes, women can have penises thanks to 'gender identity' even when embryology shows otherwise. Penises are forever a male organ - they know this for their pets, but not for humans.
> Coarse hair just below the happy trail
Can't have these fics without someone having a Tarzan bush.
And here comes the Hispanic Hog. You know Jayce got that from his white daddy.
> Caught himself multiple times looking at Viktor in his intimate places too
Yeah, I bet he was wondering whether that 'front hole' could accept such magnificent man meat. What a dream.
> Grew to an impressive size
I mean, yeah, if it could put out the California fires, you know it's big.
> Had Viktor stopping himself from dropping his jaw
Oh, just wait until the other fics come out and he gets a taste of that man meat - it really is the pooner's dream to be dominated by a big-dicked male, every time.
> Felt his pussy throb just from the sight
The pooner yearns to be bred from the well-hung male. It is their only purpose.
> His own partner impaled on his cock
> Fucking the real Viktor would be infinitely better than sticking his dick in a tube?
You tell me. After all, the silicone piece of rubber is a proper 'vaginal canal', while the real thing is a 'hole'. And one doesn't have to worry about turning into sandpaper from years of T use, so there is that.
> His pussy throbbed and ached
> Hole clenching and unclenching at the thought of being fucked
If you can use pussy, don't fucking use 'hole'. That isn't what the vagina is - and you're a MED STUDENT, for Christ's sake.
> Buried in his cunt
What, no hole this time?
> Would have very well been his bitch if Jayce asked
All because he has a big dick. If he was an average sized Hispanic, Viktor would have laughed him off. Those white genes really do come in clutch, eh?
> Viktor wanted his dick inside, kissing his womb and molding the insides of his pussy
The pooner years for a big dicked (semi-white) male, breeding them and showing them their place, and teaching them the benefits of being a tradwife. They yearn for the cottage and kitchen.
Yeah, that isn't creepy behaviour at all. Stick to fucking the fleshlight, bud
> His hole contracted
It isn't a fucking hole, so stop using it. It's anatomically inaccurate because the vagina is a canal and a network of muscles with its own immunological function and pH balance that keeps our inner parts healthy. Were it just a 'hole', it'd serve no purpose. Notice how a med student uses 'hole' for vagina, yet uses all the proper terms for male genitalia. That is deliberate.
Looking forward to the other smut Miss Medical Student posts, because all those years of study will be put to use against someone who also has access to those books. Can't wait to read more 'hole' action while 'squirting and vaginal ejaculation' is used.
I am seriously getting sick of this.
I don't give a damn about 'fatphobia' your pedophilia is a problem.
Here's one where Jayce literally gets skull-fucked:
This fic has been deleted, so you can view it here in screenshot form in all its glory. I'll take the L for not archiving it.
Heart? In a Noxian wedding? A wedding without three deaths is considered a dull affair.
> Stoic lumberer and the kind huntsman
Always gotta have the Tokens for your wedding, eh?
> They were embroidered with dozens of tiny silver stars, something he did in the evenings
I love how the author really wants to hammer home that this is a True and Honest Man...and yet he's wearing an embroidered dress with silver stars that he handmade as if embroidery isn't largely a female hobby - and considered 'women's work' historically. We're hitting all the stereotypes and the dumb bitch doesn't know it.
And he even has flower crowns! Damn, he's really living the girl life! Erin Reed would be so jealous.
It's fitting that the big, muscular dommy mommy has a tiny, petite woman with curly hair. Stereotype and clichés all the way 'round, baby.
> They all saw him, the real him
But not Jayce himself, because it took nearly the ending of the world for him to see the truth. Funny how everyone else respects Viktor but not him, lmao.
> They only just settled here
'Only just' is a misnomer; from the first chapter it's clear they've been there a few years. They sat out a window and have seen a few seasons pass by, and the townspeople know who they are and employ them for their skills, so 'only just' is 1. lying about your own plot and 2. forgetting your own plot.
> He had lost his autonomy, his personhood
Funny how the female-bodied person is the only one who has to go through that. Jayce sure didn't. Jayce, the male, was the one who took it away. How fitting.
> Baked him his favourite sweetbread, washed his hair and sewed little hearts into the collars of his linens
This is all so unbelievably female-coded I nearly gagged. Even women who have these as hobbies often work full time jobs and are not this feminine. This is a trans man living a true and honest tradwife life while simultaneously hating conservatives for promoting it as the 'better alternative'. All you have to do is read their work to see what they yearn for.
> Things were different in the real world
No shit. You're on a fucking Noxian border town; what do you think the 'real world' is?
> He would get him the most beautiful flowery clothing
Ah, something all True and Honest Men desire. Even the maharajas of India, who LOVED bling, didn't dress this feminine and they had pearls sewed into their night shirts. Again, this is so female-coded as to be outwardly ridiculous. All this concern about flower crowns and uwu pretty gowns while I'm out here wondering how much it's going to cost. Priorities, clearly.
Hand-embroidered veils? Huh. Funny how the trans man has to wear that and not the actual male.
> Possibility but not a probability. An inevitability.
These are all contradictory terms. If it's probable, it's not inevitable and vice versa.
Reminder that Viktor isn't on any testosterone and I'm pretty sure he actually still has his breasts. He is, for all intents and purposes, a female pretending to be a male, with his female reproductive organs intact. That said, he has been having unprotected penis-in-vagina sex for months, and has not put two-and-two together that that is the reason why he has been sick at the same time for five days in a row. I would have been suspicious at the first three days, but then again, most normal women are always hyper-aware of their reproductive function and try to at least keep track of their periods. It isn't even known if Viktor even menstruates, and that's why he doesn't think he can get pregnant. In any case, it's retarded that he has no idea what's going on - and this is compounded later when he eventually goes to a doctor.
> His hair is braided
With the ribbons and flowers, how cute!
> Smaller, thinner, lighter
We always gotta point out who the real man is, here.
> Blue isn't mourning or hate or inexplicable sadness
I mean, it IS the colour the brain appears as when people are depressed, so...
> I do not know what I am anymore, Jayce
That makes two of us.
> It wasn't your fault
Technically it was, and Jayce was the catalyst for all of it. Notice his grief is never nearly as severe as Viktor's.
> I wish you had just let me die
That would've made things easier, wouldn't it?
> I've tried doing this life without you, V. I'm no good at it
Ah, so cosmic genocide really IS the solution because you were so possessive. Ending entire timelines and billions of lives was totally worth it.
> We make each other worse
Indeed you do.
> It was his own damn fault
Correct. And you just admitted you'd let other people die for the 'love of your life'. That's the antithesis of progress and a hero. You sound like Thanos with a different skin colour.
> I did so much bad with it
> I do not regret it
Sounds like you do, if you still feel disgust at your body and go around covering your face in public. If you were proud, you'd show your face. But no. He, like Jayce, doesn't really feel grief or genuine regret over what he did - in the end it served one purpose: getting him Jayce's dick. That kind of selfishness doesn't make me sympathize with the characters, it just calls into question their motivations. Viktor didn't do it under the misguided thought of doing good - he did it so he could get closer to Jayce. Genuine villain behaviour, there.
> Thick knuckles and soft skin
I thought he had small hands?
> In the end, I do not know if I would do anything differently
That's a far cry from telling Jayce that he should have let you die. You wanted to die, then you didn't, then you have a whole panic attack and mental breakdown over what you've done but then you don't because you don't regret it? Huh?
> If you asked me to destroy the world, I would have. I wouldn't think twice about it
And how are you the hero again, Jayce? Why do you have PTSD over an AU where the world DID end when you're totally fine ending it for Viktor? Isn't the whole point of you eloping at a Noxian border town is that you can 'get relief' over your misdeeds?
> Many people fled from Piltover and Zaun in the aftermath of the war to make a better life for themselves
No thanks to Jayce. And fleeing to NOXUS, the warring state that provided an army to attack Piltover? You're asking for trouble. I don't think this author thinks too hard about her worldbuilding.
> Starved thinner by starvation
He is still working at a forge and has access to a persistent quantity of food. He should NOT be 'starved thin', otherwise he couldn't work as a blacksmith. Those men are huge not just from doing manual labour, but by consuming more calories. Both he and Viktor have access to plentiful amounts of game and nutrition - well enough to spend entire winters with said food in their cottage. This is a stupid thing to write.
> She looks wise beyond her years
Another retarded thing to say. She's a yordle. They're MYSTICAL BEINGS. What the hell else do you think they do, Jayce?
> He feels like an asshole for it
You should, because you're acting like one. You sought the doctor's attention first.
> There are some supplements you should be taking
At first I thought she was discussing abortifacients, but she's just talking regular pregnancy supplements. Because Viktor, for whatever fucking reason, didn't think he could get pregnant.
YES, Viktor - you having female genitalia and having unprotected sex is what allowed you to get pregnant. He's acting like that one pooner who acted shocked she got pregnant despite being on testosterone. They genuinely believe that because they identify as male, their genitalia somehow works the same gender they identify as and therefore they can't get pregnant. Absolute comedy.
Everyone is acting shocked when they shouldn't be. Jayce and Viktor are having heterosexual sex and they act amazed that such a thing can happen even though that's how the human species came into existence. 'Oh, that's - oh' my ass. What, you thought your vagina didn't work because you identified as male? Think again.
> I hadn't believed that this was something that would ever happen to me
Unless you were 100% confirmed to be sterile, there's no fucking way you'd be surprised. You're in a NEW BODY anyways; why wouldn't you at least be suspicious? I sure as hell would!
> Accepted them readily
They were suspicious at first, remember? Lucky, the giant Qunari wannabe, didn't like Jayce upon first meeting him. They only liked them when they had skills to offer.
> An island of paradise, a place to land and to stay
It's a Noxian border town. It's not a fucking paradise because it can be attacked at any moment from warring mountain tribes. Are we forgetting who the Noxians are?
> Viktor had never expressed any interest in wanting a child of his own
No, because it would have damaged his career in a way it never does actual men. Funny how even trans men are expected to take on the brunt of childcare...almost as if they're female, or something.
> He thinks of Viktor letting them braid his hair and make bracelets of flowers
Notice how there's nothing about Viktor tending the fields here or the crops. He just sits around and lets flower crowns be made.
That version of himself has no autonomy and is living an utter nightmare. Better honour his memory by not feeling bad about causing the apocalypse and siring kids on the one who caused it.
> Viktor jolts. No sound comes out
In which Jayce and Viktor act shocked that a yordle, a magical creature, knows who they are and what they did.
Yeah, no. There is NO FUCKING WAY a yordle is going to dismiss what Viktor did. She would have seen the Rune Wars and she would have seen the comparisons with what Viktor did. Having a nice talk about forgiveness is not going to dismiss him of his crimes, nor is it 'beautiful'. This hand-wavey attempt to dismiss atrocities and usher in forgiveness by fucking settling down and having children is almost as insulting as S2. Almost, because S2 didn't have a shitty pregnancy plot.
Widescale genocide isn't a 'mistake', because Viktor DID cause it in other universes. Viktor sure didn't inherit male accountability, eh? "Yeah the Arcane cost many lives but I can see that you feel bad so I'll let it go with a nice blessing for you and your kids, okay?" Fucking hell.
Thank God he's not on T, because then the kid wouldn't be healthy.
> Jayce thinks about cradling a baby in his arms
And yet, Viktor is the one who is going to do all the childcare and be able to lounge around doing nothing, because he's 'fragile' and 'special'. Even women in the Medieval era worked on a farm - many while nearing the end of their pregnancy. Viktor gets that special privilege where he can live as a 50s housewife and expect everyone else to do the work for him.
And before someone says they're both disabled...Jayce is, and he's still working. He just broke his tibia and treating it like a lifelong condition.
> I had believed I had been barren
You are in a new body so clearly not. Clearly the Hexcore didn't terminate your eggs.
> I had reveled in it to live the life I initially intended
What? You mean to tell me pregnancy would ruin your life in a way it doesn't ruin men's? You don't say.
> Baking, teaching, picking flowers and sewing stars. Having children
This is the most feminine-coded shit I've read it's almost fucking offensive. Notice he does no cleaning, no harvesting or sowing - to what he is capable of doing, that is - no tending the land, no plucking the vegetables, no tilling the earth...he just wants to bake cookies and be a tradwife. Something most actual women don't even have access to because it's a goddamn fantasy.
The more pooner fics I read, the more feminine they sound, because even Hallmark movies aren't this fucking stereotypically weak and feminine. Sewing stars? Really? You aren't making bolts of cloth to survive the winter? What a lazy bitch.
Ever notice that JAYCE never volunteers to do this, and it's always Viktor? Yeah. Don't think I didn't notice.
> Doesn't comprehend what this could mean
Myrtle the yordle just told him what this could mean. Does he have a Joe Biden memory? Plus he brought up Mel as an example twice, having two different interpretations of her abilities. Ho hum.
Amazing how he knows what sex the fetus is when he doesn't know what sex HE is. Guess we don't have a kindergarten teacher to decide - unless Viktor wants to take up that role.
> Be mixed race
> Have an unusually large head
Ooof.
> Dad
Oh, so he's a seahorse dad, eh? Can't wait for Blitz to ask questions as to why other people who give birth are called 'moms' and Viktor isn't.
> He has braces for his legs
That's right: Blitz inherited Viktor's shitty genes, even though he's born in a remarkably better environment. That said, despite his diagnosis, do they actively seek care like surgery or physiotherapy? Maybe even encourage healing through magic?
No, because that's all bad and mages are bad even though LeBlanc would know about Viktor's mage kids and seek to go after them. Watch for that to become a future plot point.
> Hair is braided down the length of his back
Once again, notice how Viktor never does any manual labour or use his 'women's work' to actually make clothing - he just embroiders cute stars and bakes bread. My man is an Instagram starlet.
>Tucked away from anyone who could be looking for them
LeBlanc is in Noxus and guaranteed she fucking knows about the pooner who just sired a mage child and might be carrying one more. I doubt the author put much thought into this and thought people would care more about the character arcs when those are terrible too. I've never seen such 180 turns in characterization - well, aside from S2 - and an excuse for genocide. So much for all those panic attacks and PTSD when you fully intended for it all to happen so you could get together! All is forgiven! Even yordles will give you their blessing because you don't need to take accountability. Isn't that nice?
But you tell me if this isn't absolutely female-brained. Running through fields, picking flowers and making flower crowns and baking bread for your man who doesn't volunteer to do those things except for the winter and generally leaves the childcare up to you?
Sorry, are we breaking gender roles or are we resembling Phyllis Schlafly here?
This fic includes a rubber fleshlight and Viktor being treated like one. Written by a fucking medical student no less.
> Piltover was a conservative bunch
Not really, they do have trannies up there. They just have their sex parties in private.
> Calls the actual vagina a 'hole'
> Uses 'vaginal canal' when referring to a piece of rubber
Not misogynistic at all, applying human traits to a non-human imitation while stripping it from the actual one.
> But why me
Because Viktor doesn't have a dick, dumbass. And Jayce knows he's a pooner so he shouldn't have asked that question to begin with.
> Hated making the smaller man mad or even mildly disappointed
Define 'small' here. Are we talking regular 5'8 Viktor or the 5'2 trans version?
> Got his heart leap in his chest
English is not the author's first language and her attempt isn't bad at all, but this is where it shines through. I am angrier that she, a medical student, is treating female bodies like commodities so don't mind my TERF rage.
> He knew what the insides of a vagina felt like
Good to know. And of course he blushes upon finding out Viktor used himself as a reference. That's really HIS vagina you're fucking, what a twist!
> Appearance of the vulva
We'll use vulva and clitoris, but not vagina, because that offends trans men - despite using the 'vaginal fingering' tag. Pick a struggle.
> I've seen a lot of penises before
Ah, there's the Slutty Trans Viktor cliché. Can't have a dick? Be a slave to the dick, instead!
> He felt a bit sour about that
"How dare this slut fuck other men than me! Don't they know my dick is the biggest?"
> Men, women, some had cocks while others had alternative means
Guaranteed she's learning that, yes, women can have penises thanks to 'gender identity' even when embryology shows otherwise. Penises are forever a male organ - they know this for their pets, but not for humans.
> Coarse hair just below the happy trail
Can't have these fics without someone having a Tarzan bush.
And here comes the Hispanic Hog. You know Jayce got that from his white daddy.
> Caught himself multiple times looking at Viktor in his intimate places too
Yeah, I bet he was wondering whether that 'front hole' could accept such magnificent man meat. What a dream.
> Grew to an impressive size
I mean, yeah, if it could put out the California fires, you know it's big.
> Had Viktor stopping himself from dropping his jaw
Oh, just wait until the other fics come out and he gets a taste of that man meat - it really is the pooner's dream to be dominated by a big-dicked male, every time.
> Felt his pussy throb just from the sight
The pooner yearns to be bred from the well-hung male. It is their only purpose.
> His own partner impaled on his cock
> Fucking the real Viktor would be infinitely better than sticking his dick in a tube?
You tell me. After all, the silicone piece of rubber is a proper 'vaginal canal', while the real thing is a 'hole'. And one doesn't have to worry about turning into sandpaper from years of T use, so there is that.
> His pussy throbbed and ached
> Hole clenching and unclenching at the thought of being fucked
If you can use pussy, don't fucking use 'hole'. That isn't what the vagina is - and you're a MED STUDENT, for Christ's sake.
> Buried in his cunt
What, no hole this time?
> Would have very well been his bitch if Jayce asked
All because he has a big dick. If he was an average sized Hispanic, Viktor would have laughed him off. Those white genes really do come in clutch, eh?
> Viktor wanted his dick inside, kissing his womb and molding the insides of his pussy
The pooner years for a big dicked (semi-white) male, breeding them and showing them their place, and teaching them the benefits of being a tradwife. They yearn for the cottage and kitchen.
Yeah, that isn't creepy behaviour at all. Stick to fucking the fleshlight, bud
> His hole contracted
It isn't a fucking hole, so stop using it. It's anatomically inaccurate because the vagina is a canal and a network of muscles with its own immunological function and pH balance that keeps our inner parts healthy. Were it just a 'hole', it'd serve no purpose. Notice how a med student uses 'hole' for vagina, yet uses all the proper terms for male genitalia. That is deliberate.
Looking forward to the other smut Miss Medical Student posts, because all those years of study will be put to use against someone who also has access to those books. Can't wait to read more 'hole' action while 'squirting and vaginal ejaculation' is used.
I am seriously getting sick of this.
I don't give a damn about 'fatphobia' your pedophilia is a problem.
Here's one where Jayce literally gets skull-fucked:
I think it's them trying to associate animal traits with human ones, which can be done well if written correctly - see 'blinking owlishly'. Other times it opens the door to unintentionally hilarious connotations and they are completely unaware that they are doing it. No one will call them out for it because fandom is a 'safe space' and you better not be rude.
You can absolutely get creative while still staying true to military culture. If Soap and Ghost were indeed a thing, I'd think it'd be one of those things were the higher-ups like Laswell know about it but they're 100% professional and keep it private and their performance is not affected. CoD pooners just have them announce their feelings soap opera style like they would actually do that and not save that for after the mission. These authors just don't care, full stop.
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either for intellectual curiosity or to research for your one-off smutfics.
" story doesn't kill the baby.
