Artcow Fanny Perret / Adrien Perret / Null / null_backdoorho / null_bis / polyglotplatypus / Laika Albarn / deadspacedog - Degenerate French pooner who larped as an Asian-American and made comics about fucking her (dead) father, has a female genital mutilation fetish, a lesson in opsec

[Magic Pickle]

Also, her replies and following are a teeming pasture full of the worst piss, shit, diaper, nullo, etc. cows you've ever seen. I wouldn't be surprised if some of them found themselves documented soon too.

There are a number of users associated with Fanny that are, in my opinion, prime for a thread on reporting her orbiters as well; many of them are from the depths of aethy and baraag, two Mastodon instances that are some of the few "safe havens" for these types of pornographic extremists. (aethy is funnier than baraag because it's mostly pooners talking about chomo fantasies in between crying about how misunderstood they are by normal people.)

If you sift through the Discord files and hover over the names as an html in Firefox, you can see their usernames and often times they use the same names on Discord that they use on Twitter and other social media sites, making it easy to locate many of Fanny's appreciators. Happy hunting!

As a reminder, if you see Fanny or one of her little cronies post something, always archive before posting about them. I capped emberean/Macbeth (a FTM "lesbian" like they all seem to be who is a major poster in Fanny's server) a few days back to share on LCF, and now I find she's cleared her Bluesky account. I was sloppy on this one so that's on me - all I have are screenshots of it. I did manage to snatch her Twitter/X and her AO3, though.

She also had a now-deleted Twitter with her real name, Annie - thankfully the Wayback Machine captured this. Seems she's on a tear to delete everything because of her interest in traditional publishing. With cohorts like Gretchen Felker-Martin, I don't know why she feels the need to hide...

Spoiler: Dox + Receipts below.

CHRISTIANNA HURSH of SIERRA VISTA, AZ (though I believe she has now moved into a place around Chicago, IL and works in a field involving childcare.)
AKA ANNIE / MACBETH / THESCOTTISHLESBIAN / EMBEREAN / BERGAMOTPAGES / SNIPPETSANDBITS / MACTHEDKE
Twitter 1 [now defunct, best archive I could get] | Twitter 2
AO3
Facebook Deleted
Linkedin Deleted
YouTube (Haven't archived any videos because they're just her doing ASL demonstrations)
Snapchat
Venmo

^ The willingness to associate your face with this kind of content is why it's hilarious to see these types try and go nuclear to wipe things out. Nice try, but now your face is associated with getting off to raping kids to death. If it's all fictional, what are you so scared of? I thought fiction =/= reality?

If there's an interest in a deep dive involving the types of people who hang around her and enable her/are enabled by her, I'm happy to share. Just want a heads up so I can archive as necessary because despite being proud and open kinksters, they seem quite prepared to abandon ship when they sense a disturbance in the water.

ETA 9/6/24: Annie is trying to hide from the Farms - she has wiped her URL from the Wayback Machine. Unfortunately, this just motivated me to get off my ass and capture her full dox.

Since she tried to clear her Facebook and her LinkedIn, I will provide this PDF that lists Li'l Christianna Hursh as an honors student that attended Cochise College as well as this archive of a YouTube video she did for an ASL class where she lists the names of her parents and the names of one of her brothers. The internet never forgets, Miss Hursh!

 

[Digital Thunder]

I can't remember the last time I've looked at a cow and thought "man, this person should get exploded by a landmine" this often. Knew it was gonna be bad just from the posts on her in the proship thread, but fuck's sake.

 

[The Feline Solution]

i genuinely cant tell if hapa or just fat white girl that thinks having your OC being half azn is cool.

She's approaching that "so fat she looks like she has Down's syndrome" level of obesity, her unfortunate facial genetics make it even more pronounced.

 

[Baumstriezel]

I wonder if it's a coincidence that the other farms have been down since they doxed Fanny and her family, or if she managed to take a break from wishing her mom was dead long enough to beg her to make the mean gossip forum go away. I've no doubt some poo-touchers got in touch with her family, and last I checked anons were posting at least one of the sister's names (who Fanny allegedly based Laika off of) uncensored.

 

[Magenta Purgatory]

I wonder if it's a coincidence that the other farms have been down since they doxed Fanny and her family, or if she managed to take a break from wishing her mom was dead long enough to beg her to make the mean gossip forum go away. I've no doubt some poo-touchers got in touch with her family, and last I checked anons were posting at least one of the sister's names (who Fanny allegedly based Laika off of) uncensored.

Doubt it, the site's servers have gone down plenty of times in the past to the point there are several bunker threads on its sister site. I prefer KF because it's more organized, but while LC users can be major tards, there's still rules against cowtipping like we do. I could be wrong, though.

 

[Jaws Of Hell]

Doubt it, the site's servers have gone down plenty of times in the past to the point there are several bunker threads on its sister site crystal.cafe. I prefer KF because it's more organized, but while LC users can be major tards, there's still rules against cowtipping like we do. I could be wrong, though.

Spoiler: off topic

I know I'm being retarded about this but please don't advertise cc in a site full of moids, it's inevitable that they'll go there and shit everything up

 

[TokiBun]

Doubt it, the site's servers have gone down plenty of times in the past to the point there are several bunker threads on its sister site crystal.cafe. I prefer KF because it's more organized, but while LC users can be major tards, there's still rules against cowtipping like we do. I could be wrong, though.

A forum website is better for lolcow stuff because it's easier to hold onto archives. A Chan site isn't very helpful for that. Yeah they archive old threads but it's easier to click on a thread here to see old posts.

 

[Jaws Of Hell]

A forum website is better for lolcow stuff because it's easier to hold onto archives. A Chan site isn't very helpful for that. Yeah they archive old threads but it's easier to click on a thread here to see old posts.

True, which is why an anon came here to make the thread. The problem is that despite being very entertaining, kfers don't seem too interested in digging into fanny, as shown by the lack of milk now that the other farm is down.

 

[Magic Pickle]

True, which is why an anon came here to make the thread. The problem is that despite being very entertaining, kfers don't seem too interested in digging into fanny, as shown by the lack of milk now that the other farm is down.

To be fair, much of Fanny's milkiest malding is most certainly behind closed doors as she's trying to play it cool on her main accounts; also, because an anon from LCF spilled the beans about infiltration, she's likely on high alert for any further attempts to slip in. Her thread on LCF was pretty slow until she realized there was digging into her PGP account on Tumblr and went nuclear, but she's certainly going to fall into a false sense of security if she thinks LCF is down and out for long.

Fanny herself is primarily entertaining (at least for me) as a art-horror cow: she draws terrible things and I like to laugh at it, but I also consider her a malicious presence on the internet due to the fact that she spreads her kinks like a virus. If it isn't considered derailing, I'm open to sharing particularly gross and egregious conversations from the Discord rips even if Fanny herself is not personally involved, which is another reason I find her fascinating: she has some kind of digital pheromone that just lures the grossest, nastiest women to her.* Her mutuals and buddies themselves are often guilty of their own illustrative sins - I almost consider it a bit like it's Fanny and the Fannyverse. Further, it's amusing to imagine what she might do if she realizes the giant target on her back has drawn further scrutiny to those she keeps close company with.

*She also attracts revolting men, but the women she keeps company with are more likely to consume and propagate rather than simply consume as the men around her do. The men seem mostly interested in talking about their violent rape fantasies, but the women are the ones writing and drawing more content to share. I'm sure there's something about sex dynamics to write about there, but her explicit fantasies about TERFs doesn't inspire me to provide her fap fodder.

 

[Jaws Of Hell]

I wonder how fanny would feel about real life incestuous couple Ben and Grace Thorp. Do you guys think she'd be jealous of grace for being able to fuck her still-alive father?

 

[Markass the Worst]

If it isn't considered derailing, I'm open to sharing particularly gross and egregious conversations from the Discord rips even if Fanny herself is not personally involved

That isn't derailing, don't worry. Plenty of threads have content from orbiters of the thread's main subject.

 

[GreaterHacaryguaspear]

I wonder how fanny would feel about real life incestuous couple Ben and Grace Thorp. Do you guys think she'd be jealous of grace for being able to fuck her still-alive father?

Don't make it Ideas to the Troon.

 

[Magic Pickle]

OK, since LCF is down and this thread is dry on account of Fanny's attempts to keep a low profile, let's give this thread a little more content. Here's one of her orbiters that caught my eye: Polárka, aka polarka_uwu and polarkadraws, a Slovakian pet shop manager turned housewife and doting mother. At one point, she had a SFW account on Twitter, but she pretty much abandoned it to invest completely in drawing hardcore BDSM porn.

Unlike Fanny, Polarka is a bit better at opsec, managing to not post any photos of herself, her (now ex) husband or her fresh-out-of-the-oven bun. ETA: We got her, boys! Name and photos under the spoiler.

Spoiler: Slovakians are harder to track than I thought, but I am dedicated.

Vanda Kmeťová of Bratislava, Slovakia (formerly of Trencin, Slovakia), aka polarkarts / polarka_uwu / polarkadraws / vandi.diary
Attended Stredná umelecká škola Trenčín, previously worked at FaxCopy but now is a "freelance illustrator"
DOB: July 6 (have not been able to confirm birth year)
Facebook
Tiktok
Instagram
Reddit
deviantART
FurAffinity
Webtoons
Ex-husband's Tiktok
Ex-husband's Instagram

Spoiler: Her self portraits are stunningly accurate.

^Please everyone pray for the baby after having seen the creatures that produced it.

She made a name for herself by drawing her and her ex as Star Wars self-inserts until they evolved into OCs that are remarkably akin to Fanny's own characters, consisting of a wretch who ensures the innocence of rapists and domestic abusers and the simpering wastrel who loves him for it. (Sound familiar? They practically make these chicks on an assembly line.)

Like all good little kinksters, Polarka claims that these are simply fantasies and that she doesn't really fuck men as wicked as the ones she depicts:

But digging deeper into her contributions in Fanny's server and it doesn't sound like this stays purely fictional, as her ex-husband did supposedly beat her and has even gone to illegal car meets - though that may be Polarka's poor English misconstruing something:

Do not fear, farmers! Polarka isn't with this reprobrate any longer, as they have recently divorced, meaning Polarka's back on the scene to find herself a finer fellow that maybe isn't so down to destroy women for their own sexual gains while not even being attracted to them.

Sorry, that's not true: after an extremely brief period being single, she's snagged herself another weirdo, and apparently her new beau finds Fanny's art to be quite inspirational:

Comically, like Fanny, she too writes of abusive rapists that are somehow still woke enough not to murder anyone for simply being transgender, which speaks to a unique psychology these women have in regards to what is "too far" for them. Very "I can excuse raping women, but I draw the line at hurting men in their fee-fees!"

To keep this post from taking up 90% of the page, her art will be featured under the spoiler.

Spoiler: Examples of Polarka's art - most of these are NSFW, so open at your own risk.

This one is a bit of an orbiter crossover with Annie aka Macbeth/emberean/macthedke. They're borderline incestuous, though such a description might make some of them soak their panties just a bit.

Polarka's main amusement is her awful art combined with her twisted kinks, but she is otherwise relatively quiet and unassuming. Still, she and other orbiters are not quite as seasoned as Fanny is in being laughed at openly and shamelessly, so they all have potential to be excellent cows depending on how they respond to the limelight.

If this post was worthwhile to the thread, let me know - there's plenty more of them where this one came from, if Fanny's following list of 1,600~ is any metric to go by. As it stands right now, I've been slowly combing over the Discord logs here and there and trying to see who may have the most potential to join Fanny's thread as a recurring character.

 

[Markass the Worst]

If this post was worthwhile to the thread, let me know

Definitely worthwhile, especially horrifying. I can't imagine being so decrepit you attract people like this. Like moths to a flame.

 

[Jaws Of Hell]

Polarka

Holy shit I hate everything about this so much. Her art is awful. She draws the ugliest men in existence. They're all basically humanized chodes. Horrifying to know that this is the caliber of male she allows to touch her.

 

[Magenta Purgatory]

Spoiler: off topic

I know I'm being retarded about this but please don't advertise cc in a site full of moids, it's inevitable that they'll go there and shit everything up

Spoiler: OT

My mistake, I figured the well was already poisoned since I heard about the site years ago from seeing moids talk about it. I won't make things worse, since public female-only spaces are already in a dire state.

Comically, like Fanny, she too writes of abusive rapists that are somehow still woke enough not to murder anyone for simply being transgender, which speaks to a unique psychology these women have in regards to what is "too far" for them. Very "I can excuse raping women, but I draw the line at hurting men in their fee-fees!"

God, this shit always makes me laugh. My favorite thing is when self-proclaimed "transgressive" artists will make evil characters that aren't too evil - Back when I used Twitter I saw an artist brag that their villain OC is a serial killer, but he's not racist! Proshipper types on the other hand will have OCs that are rapists or unabashed pedophiles, but they support trans rights, don't worry! Or they'll even be homophobic if it's related to a kink involving that, but not transphobic.

 

[Magic Pickle]

Since Fanny's being duller than a dishrag at the moment, I've been doing a scour on the internet about Fanny's good ol' twisted troon buddy, Tammy, aka _ourladytamara, proletkvlt (sometimes with or without an underscore in front of it), smallbaens and _tammy_hell.

ETA: thanks to @Digital Thunder for the assistance. Our boy's dox can be found below.

Spoiler: Please submit all complaints to the Monsanto corporation.

GARRETT GORDON HARBAUGH
DOB: OCTOBER 8, 1998
WA Voter Registration
1105 S 11th St Unit 1,
Tacoma, WA
98405-4018

Spoiler: Socials

Twitter 1 | Twitter 2 | Twitter 3
Bluesky
Cohost
Literotica
Neocities
Reddit 1 | Reddit 2 (Alternative link)
Linktree
Archiveofourown
Patreon
Newgrounds
Tumblr
(The Tumblr link is total ass, so I've archived some of his fics under this spoiler.):

Spoiler: Tumblr Fics

Smokewood
Higher Purpose
Sister Amelia
Amphora
Contraband
Recreation Time
Dry Wine
Idyll
Double-Shot Latte
Chit-Chat
Seeing Eye to Eye
Home Chronology
Huntress
Utah Beach
Metacontextuality
Social Lubrication

Once upon a time, Tam was up to shenanigans over on Reddit having once been a moderator on r/ChapoTrapHouse which has its own thread here on the Farms. But in the wake of CTH's demise, it seems that it was time for a change of pace: gone were the days of posting autistically detailed worldbuilding for fictional settings based on his socialist fantasies and working at illustrious places such as the now-closed venue known as ALMA and World of Weed; now Tam knew he had to throw in the towel on this whole "revolutionary" stuff and invest in what really gets his fetid little one-eyed wonder weasel up and at 'em: imagining women being violently raped in the most embarrassing, edgelord ways possible. Let's dive in!

This post will be VERY picture heavy, so it's going under a spoiler.

Spoiler: Art and screenshots and selfies, oh my!

First, we'll start off with his lurid fantasies about the women he despises.







Super swell guy. But how does he bring these erotic concepts to life? Take a look.

Spoiler: The BTK killer would be envious of such talent!

Now I'm sure after experiencing a digital tour of the Louvre, you wanna see the hot Commie goddess behind these pieces, right? Thankfully, Tam's drawn a self portrait for you!


Given that he's an artist, Tam might want to get his eyes checked, because it's not a very good resemblance.

The good news for Tam and his ""girlfriend"" (another hideous troon named Roxy aka foulseraph) is that they will be kept safe from the evil TERFs in their home in Tacoma, WA, as everyone knows the ChapoTrapHouse fellas are all armed to the teeth for the oncoming revolution which will surely happen any second now!

As you can see, Fanny keeps some very excellent company - that's what makes Fanny & Friends worth tuning into again and again and again!

 

[GreaterHacaryguaspear]

Now I Thinking: Troon=Loves Genital Mutilation
There is not Coincidences in this thread

 

[Digital Thunder]

[snip]

General rule is you don't need to use private tagging (i.e. the special spoilering you're thinking of) unless you're posting dox/nudes/etc. on the first page of the thread, so unless you're concerned about faildoxing you don't need to do anything more than a normal spoiler for cleanliness' sake.

Also this faggot's porn has the worst facial expressions I've seen since Moon Over June.

 

[Magic Pickle]

General rule is you don't need to use private tagging (i.e. the special spoilering you're thinking of) unless you're posting dox/nudes/etc. on the first page of the thread, so unless you're concerned about faildoxing you don't need to do anything more than a normal spoiler for cleanliness' sake.

Also this faggot's porn has the worst facial expressions I've seen since Moon Over June.

Thanks for your help here! I have edited my post to include it. Now to make this reply useful, I'll add some updates from Fannyland.

Art wise, she's been particularly dry, at least publicly. Over on Retrospring, her asks are pretty unremarkable as well and are mostly worth reading if you keep up with the retarded lore she's got going on for her jackoff material. I strongly get the impression she's trying to avoid attracting new attention while continuing to nurture the followers she already has. Some of this is likely too old to be considered milky, but I'm posting it under the assumption that some Kiwis are not as familiar with her as LCF users are.

Spoiler: Retrospring asks - mostly about her OCs.

I'm not sure what it would take to make Fanny's OP suitable to exit the PG, but I feel that once it does, she'll probably be watching this thread with bated breath. She kept trying to crap up her LCF thread by sowing discord so she'll be powerless to do so here unless she wants to tango with experienced tard wranglers; there were times in her LCF thread that I suspected shitposters were just her trying to make her thread unusuable.

Though Fanny is boring right this second, I've always been a fan of playing the long game, and according to her SubStar her current goal - which hasn't been met yet - is still only to meet the minimum wage in France. If she has any real intentions to sustain herself off of her porn, she can't stay idle for long, and that means inevitably posting her stuff to the internet.

In any case, I'll be doing more diving into her Discord logs, so if I find anything there I'll post it to the thread unless it's too derailing/not interesting enough.