Artcow Fanny Perret / Adrien Perret / Null / null_backdoorho / null_bis / polyglotplatypus / Laika Albarn / deadspacedog - Degenerate French pooner who larped as an Asian-American and made comics about fucking her (dead) father, has a female genital mutilation fetish, a lesson in opsec

[Null]

wat

 

[Magic Pickle]

(P.S: Seems your formatting broke a little at the end?)

Formatting looked OK on my end, but I'll try troubleshooting it a bit later to smooth things out; the forums don't like too many spoilers in one post, I imagine. Such is the cost of attempts at courtesy!

i'm not sure if things currently in fanny's private discord are of interest, but i also haven't seen anyone talk about her recent AU obsession project: a "twins au" where lynn and guy!lynn are twin siblings.

Always a fan of whatever peeks we can get into Fanny's hive of scum and villainy, personally; the logs tend to be hard to read because she seems to attract the most annoying people on Earth for some reason. It's one thing to be a deranged pervert, but to be so obnoxious on top of it? Dreadful.

The Twin AU she's posted is, like her other AUs, boring as all hell, but I feel it's a sign that she's fixated on this particular AU that those inclinations towards incest may be rearing up again. For those not as familiar with Twin AU, I'll also add some Neospring asks she answered about it and Twitter posts relating to it just so we have it on the Farms.

Spoiler: Twin AU.

The tag for it.

The idea of pedophile Cartman luring a pair of incestuous Chinese fraternal twins to fight over his mediocre penis is so hilarious, I can't even be upset by its premise. This is your brain on porn.
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Feels like the time to elaborate on whatever happened to Lynn has long since passed; I think Fanny just likes to be evasive because deep down inside, she likes trolling people. It's not as if it isn't obvious.
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50 shades of fucked up, huh? Funny how folks like Fanny think of 50 Shades of Grey and similar works as juvenile, dangerous garbage without ever looking into the mirror for themselves.
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Least insufferable? He's a fat pedophile with autism, if anything what doesn't make sense is that no AU has a Kiwi Farms thread dedicated to exposing Cyrus.
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And as a bonus: here are all of the currently active AUs for CyLynn!
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Now for a general grab bag of Twitter posts and art.

Spoiler: Mostly tweets.

If I believe that Fanny has anything, I'd believe NPD.
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Perhaps I'm the odd one out here, but Cyrus as a fat man seems like a far more offensive depiction of fat people than whatever Wicked likely showcased.
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Spoiler: Cyrus spanking a presumably adult Kate.

 

[brownsuagrbubbletea]

I’m so sorry to be that person but

Oh so now the person who created a pedo oc is gonna preach to us about making fat characters

 

[Buck Breaker]

Why would @Null do this

 

[scoiattolino]

her only (actively drawn) fat characters are an autistic pedophile with a shitty job and a grooming victim with emotional problems. but she's doing it for sexual reasons, which means it's fine in the big book of liberal internet politics.

 

[Magic Pickle]

Be fair, everyone; technically, the other prominent fat character Fanny draws is Lola, though you may be forgiven for not recognizing how corpulent she is if you're from the United States. (Not to PL, but she honestly just looks like the people I see at the grocery store. Minus the distended asshole, of course.) Still, not exactly stellar representation.

Anyway, time for a grab bag: a tweet, some asks and new art. She is an artcow for me before anything else - a horror-artcow, perhaps - so art goes first. I'm going to be nice and warn you all that the comic involves Lynn pissing herself and then Cyrus making her drink his own piss directly from his genitals.

Spoiler: One of her better colored comics, unfortunately.

Neospring asks; nothing too thrilling, but she does get needled about drawing exclusively heterosexual content despite being an open and proud "queer mess."

Spoiler: A surprisingly active askbox for only 19 followers.

The funny thing about people entrenched in BDSM lifestyle nonsense is they lose touch with reality to such an extent that a clitorectomy is simply an "extreme wedding anniversary thing."
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The reason I suspect Fanny could have NPD (not to play armchair psychologist, mostly saying so because she's alluded to her own issues in the past) is because no normal person would tolerate such extensive and consistent ego-stroking all the time. At a certain point, wouldn't you get bored of people telling you that you incentivize them to draw degenerate porn?
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I like the juxtaposition of opinions people like Fanny have where they are simultaneously against kink shaming/judgment towards others's sexual proclivities, yet they also indulge in the erotic conceptualizing of degradation. If there's nothing strange or innately filthy about anal, what's degrading about it? If anal is a perfectly acceptable sex act, why would it humiliate someone? Puzzling.
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Buckle up for more Yaoi!AU; hope the fujoshi haters in the thread are ready for this extremely low-quality yaoi. What's impressive is making Gravitation look less rapey - that's a true talent, and one I will hand readily to Fanny. Also, you know damn well that a pooner sent this in, because I cannot imagine a single actual gay male on Earth who would find a middle-aged mutilated Chinese teacher to be attractive.
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To be fair, Fanny hasn't been posting very much truly anal-focused content for a long time - Lola was her predominantly anal-focused character and hasn't seen the light in a while. A profile update could mitigate some of this misunderstanding, especially because she doesn't even warn for the fact that she'll draw piss and prolapses, stating vaguely that her profile will feature "BDSM, extreme denial, anal focus, null & other niche kinks."
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Fanny's fixation on lesbian anal continues unabated, much like the domestication of the dog.
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Lastly, this tweet made me laugh, mostly because the deer were quite cute. Also, the idea that Cyrus is such a prolific molester of all living things was similarly amusing. I continue to await Fanny's bestiality arc.

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[Pavel Yudin]

Be fair, everyone; technically, the other prominent fat character Fanny draws is Lola, though you may be forgiven for not recognizing how corpulent she is if you're from the United States. (Not to PL, but she honestly just looks like the people I see at the grocery store. Minus the distended asshole, of course.)

In France, Lola would be a landwhale. Then again, Fanny might not realize this, as her few pics reveal she resembles Lola heavily (minus the tits), and she sees herself as a dainty, petite loli.

The last tweet about Cy being a boyscout reveals how much Fanny sucks at writing and building characters: she just says her characters like doing things, and never shows them actually doing those things. We've never seen Cy out in the woods ever. C'mon Fanny it's not even hard to show him using boyscouts knots or something. "this is so Cycore!!" then gives us something her pedo cartman oc has never shown any interest in.

 

[brownsuagrbubbletea]

In France, Lola would be a landwhale. Then again, Fanny might not realize this, as her few pics reveal she resembles Lola heavily (minus the tits), and she sees herself as a dainty, petite loli.

The last tweet about Cy being a boyscout reveals how much Fanny sucks at writing and building characters: she just says her characters like doing things, and never shows them actually doing those things. We've never seen Cy out in the woods ever. C'mon Fanny it's not even hard to show him using boyscouts knots or something. "this is so Cycore!!" then gives us something her pedo cartman oc has never shown any interest in.

Fannys character writing is enough to make Viveziepop green with envy due to how bad it is.

Like vivzie, it’s super clear that she doesn’t want to write a story she just wants a fandom so ppl can circlejerk her for being a stunning and brave writer.

Like you said, Fanny can’t write for shit and relies on memes to make up for a sad excuse of character writing

 

[Magic Pickle]

The last tweet about Cy being a boyscout reveals how much Fanny sucks at writing and building characters: she just says her characters like doing things, and never shows them actually doing those things.

Like you said, Fanny can’t write for shit and relies on memes to make up for a sad excuse of character writing

Fanny is awfully guilty of a phenomenon of "informed traits", i.e. traits that never appear within the canon of the media but are instead provided on the side through memes, asks, tweets, etc. - almost like a la carte character development. All of her characters are littered with this: Lola is actually extremely passionate about accounting, as an example, which you'd never ascertain from anything Fanny has written of her aside from a one-off image that was commissioned ages ago.

The fact of the matter is that there is only so much character development and insight one can truly portray from drawing prolapsing orifices and tightly-squeezed comics where entire panels are obfuscated by sloppily-written sound effects. Thus, Fanny relies on memes like implying Lynn is "borzoi-coded" and other shallow jokes to communicate a false depth - sort of like those trippy sidewalk drawings that appear as if you'll fall right through the concrete.

 

[From The Uncanny Valley]

In France, Lola would be a landwhale. Then again, Fanny might not realize this, as her few pics reveal she resembles Lola heavily (minus the tits), and she sees herself as a dainty, petite loli.

The last tweet about Cy being a boyscout reveals how much Fanny sucks at writing and building characters: she just says her characters like doing things, and never shows them actually doing those things. We've never seen Cy out in the woods ever. C'mon Fanny it's not even hard to show him using boyscouts knots or something. "this is so Cycore!!" then gives us something her pedo cartman oc has never shown any interest in.

Making the pedo a boyscout. The jokes write themselves!

 

[Pavel Yudin]

Fanny is awfully guilty of a phenomenon of "informed traits", i.e. traits that never appear within the canon of the media but are instead provided on the side through memes, asks, tweets, etc. - almost like a la carte character development.

Fanny taking inspiration from the world's favorite "TERF" JK Rowling. This character is a boyscout! This one is a Christian! This one likes accounting! Will we ever see it in her works? Of course not, silly, this requires actual thinking instead of flicking the bean on how deep her writing is and how good she is at representating narcissists and sociopaths!

One of Fanny's writing flaws is the same as Vivziepop's.

Fannys character writing is enough to make Viveziepop green with envy due to how bad it is.

Like vivzie, it’s super clear that she doesn’t want to write a story she just wants a fandom so ppl can circlejerk her for being a stunning and brave writer.

Like you said, Fanny can’t write for shit and relies on memes to make up for a sad excuse of character writing

To add onto this, like Vivzie's, Fanny's characters are not alive when they are not on screen. When the spotlight is not on them, they just stop existing. Cy's backstory only exists when she mentions it; we never see an influence of anything happening during his childhood, like being a boyscout or even being from a wealthy family. Kate only exists in relation to Cy. We never see Lynn being actually traumatized by her oh so dark tragic life event that totally ruined her, outside of her degenerate kinks.

 

[Magic Pickle]

Ringing the dinner bell - it's time for a Fanny update.

New comic; take a drink for every time she uses this fucking color palette. It's a great way to meet God quite quickly.

Spoiler: It's funny because Cyrus has a small penis.

Fanny weighs in on the Neil Gaiman situation. For some reason, it seems strange for a rape fetishist to have anything to say about it.
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Some Neospring asks; for those who love criticizing Fanny's writing, there's much to read. I'm starting to suspect she prefers NS asks over making comics because she's lazy to the point where even her art looks tired of having her draw it.

Spoiler: Lotsa CyLynn stuff in here.

Fanny mentions all the time that her mother is supportive of her works, but never says a word about her sisters; tellingly, she also doesn't clarify to her anonymous asker that Papa Perret is dead.
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Proshipper/anti terminology is pretty much meaningless to anyone outside of stupidly online kiddie art spheres, but I have to admit, this was a pretty stupid ask to receive. How many comics do you need to read of Cyrus punching Lynn and Lynn playing a laugh track and going "Oh, you!" before you realize Fanny's one sick little puppy?
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Finally, an interesting concept, but of course Fanny immediately reroutes it so that the status quo remains the same as ever. This honestly was something I thought had potential in KAMGO, as Kate was Cyrus' favorite student he groomed, but God forbid anything of consequence ever takes place in a Fannyfic.
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Fanny ought to make a FAQ at some point because her answers are too one-note, shallow and repetitive to justify answering repeat questions like this all the time. Yawn.
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So many AUs - exhausting. Why not just make more OCs? I think we'd all like a break from CyLynn at this point.
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Husband: gets to beat the shit out of his wife without any legal recourse. Wife: asks for a glass of wine and a nap. Oh, Fanny - if this is what French socialism looks like, I'm surprised you aren't in step moreso with the likes of Andrew Tate.
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Aaaaaand then she turns around and claims it's a "mutually beneficial relationship." But wait - it gets worse!
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Her fixation on heterosexual domestic violence makes me curious what the situation between Iusse and Emma was like when Fanny was growing up, especially in conjunction to her Laika phase. What made you hate women so much, Fanny? Oh, to pick her brain.
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I consider this one to go hand-in-hand with the next one, because...
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This is really just taking a character dynamic that readers found compelling - that the dark and twisted Cyrus would only ever sink as low as he does with Lynn as his other half - and smashing it to smithereens. Christanna's characters aren't really exciting enough to have destroyed what was set in place, so it makes it seem more obvious that this was just because Fanny and Christianna are buddies.
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Lastly, this one actually made me feel a bit wistful: such a stationary life. What would her stories like if she were more enriched? A curious thought, but then again, I find Fanny a concerning person, so perhaps it's best she stay locked nicely in her gilded cage.
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[brownsuagrbubbletea]

God forbid anything of consequence ever takes place in a Fannyfic.

So many AUs - exhausting. Why not just make more OCs?

Late sperg Honestly what the hell is it with Fanny placing her oc’s in boring ass au’s like besides the Hannibal au for CyLynn they aren’t even in the typical “scifi fantasy princess omegaverse” au’s that the usual tumblerina’s make.

Hell I’d figured she’d probably like a historical setting like that bc of how women were treated around those ages and how Fanny always depicts her woman characters in pain/lower positions.

Like no wonder ppl keep pestering Fanny for “what ifs” scenarios for CyLynn.

Edit: and honestly while we’re at it I feel like the only thing I can justify how Characters like Lynn are treated if it was Cy’s pov about how he doesn’t really care about others needs and just has a very shallow view of others needs or if Fanny wants to go the route where both Cy and Lynn are terrible people pump up the arguments against each other but still have some wannabe Bonnie and Clyde dynamic.

 

[Kiwisee]

Fanny is obsessed with AUs because it’s an excuse not to write any coherent story with any of her characters. For most writers, their characters begin and end with their stories. And by “story”, I mean one with a definitive beginning, middle and end.

For Fanny, writing an actual story has the potential to make her leave characters behind.

 

[Pavel Yudin]

So many AUs - exhausting. Why not just make more OCs? I think we'd all like a break from CyLynn at this point.

Tumblr writing. When you are obsessed with the same two characters and just want to put them into more and more situations without having to think of a coherent story. It's lazy.

In other news, Fanny has posted the finished version of a sketch that had been floating around on her discord for a while now.

Spoiler: most unappealing blowjob

Let us note that Isa (the blond girl) has visible five fingers, excluding her thumb, which would not be visible behind Cy's huge gunt. Fanny went to art school only to commit the most basic art sin: giving her character six fingers. Also Lynn looks like a troon here.

(I do hope I thumbnailed this properly, it is my first time posting a picture on the farms.)

 

[Kiwisee]

Tumblr writing. When you are obsessed with the same two characters and just want to put them into more and more situations without having to think of a coherent story. It's lazy.

In other news, Fanny has posted the finished version of a sketch that had been floating around on her discord for a while now.

Spoiler: most unappealing blowjob

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Let us note that Isa (the blond girl) has visible five fingers, excluding her thumb, which would not be visible behind Cy's huge gunt. Fanny went to art school only to commit the most basic art sin: giving her character six fingers. Also Lynn looks like a troon here.

(I do hope I thumbnailed this properly, it is my first time posting a picture on the farms.)

I can’t see anything but that might be for the best. I believe you.

 

[Pavel Yudin]

I can’t see anything but that might be for the best. I believe you.

I was unsure if it was a problem on my end or not; the attached image has been fixed. I do not blame you for not wanting to see it. Sometimes, as I gaze upon Fanny's horrendous drawings, I too wish I had not been blessed with the gift of sight. Fanny has a real talent for making even the most mundane unbearable to behold.

 

[Magic Pickle]

I'm able to see your image now, Pavel - and I'm also going to go ahead and post a thread from Bluesky that had something to do with it, because the thread definitely made me laugh, mostly at the bystander's reaction.

Spoiler: BJ pic in question + Bluesky thread.

And to fluff up the post, some Neospring asks, because I swear to God it's where she's most active.

Spoiler: Spend less time shitposting and more time writing, you beast.

The first comic mentioned is a rather grave comic and one which I found alarming the first time I first came across Fanny in the wild. For ease of reader access, I'll include it under this spoiler - and apologies ahead of time in case there's more coding jankery. IANAC (I Am Not A Coder). The second one I don't think has made a public appearance.

Spoiler: The comic in question.

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Lynn's lack of backbone and self-respect could be made into an interesting character trait, but Fanny never takes it to a logical conclusion in terms of narrative (nor gives her dignity back in terms of character development by making her take a stand against Cyrus' abuse). Just such dry chicken Fanny is serving, here.
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Posts like this make me want to start wildly speculating on alternative pathways Fanny could take with her storytelling and plot lines, but I fear I would be eating puzzle pieces for days, so all I will say is just... what woman on planet fucking Earth would ever become more grateful to have lost her clitoris? Logic defying.
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Fanny offers writing advice. Also, "interaction art"? Is our children learning?
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Sure, Cyrus may cheat on her constantly, rape her on a regular basis, piss on her and mutilate her, but Cyrus respects Lynn's boundaries. At this point, Fanny's evasiveness about Lynn's scars make me think she hasn't actually thought it through and doesn't want to commit to any one singular idea.
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Feels like the definition of rape is rapidly losing any teeth that it had.
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Renowned left-wing socialist Fanny is always eager to stick out her hand for money.
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While anal sex has become increasingly normalized among even heterosexual couples, its dangers and risks are downplayed severely; rectal incontinence is a very real thing to consider when engaging in this kind of sexual activity. Other risks, ranging from mild to severe, can be things as straight-forward as hemorrhoids and as terrifying as rectal cancer and, of course, Fanny's beloved prolapses. But yeah, being violently raped in the ass doesn't cause permanent damage.
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And lastly, a post that definitely strikes me as r/ThatHappened, though Fanny does surround herself with some quite deranged individuals - a walking embodiment of the sentiment "the truth is often stranger than fiction."
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Spoiler: nsfw the OP was too retarded to insert

 

[Pavel Yudin]

Spoiler: BJ pic in question + Bluesky thread.

"Their BDSM dynamic is healthy!"
I was just about to type that he nearly killed her but he actually did. He did choke Lynn to death and performed the necromancy spell known as "cardiac massage" to bring her back before bringing her to the ER. I believe the comic was posted earlier in this thread.

While anal sex has become increasingly normalized among even heterosexual couples, its dangers and risks are downplayed severely; rectal incontinence is a very real thing to consider when engaging in this kind of sexual activity. Other risks, ranging from mild to severe, can be things as straight-forward as hemorrhoids and as terrifying as rectal cancer and, of course, Fanny's beloved prolapses. But yeah, being violently raped in the ass doesn't cause permanent damage.

There are fascinating testimonies of utter faggotry on the HIV bugchasing thread talking about the dangers and consequences of anal sex. Stories of fissures, prolapses, muscles broken by daily fisting, cancer because of the scar tissue. Tales that would make even the most hardened (no pun intended) faggot shudder and reconsider his life choices. Things that would definitely happen with Lynn being raped so violently, with little to no lube or preparation. I'm surprised Fanny doesn't fetishize this.

 

[Kiwisee]

The first comic mentioned is a rather grave comic and one which I found alarming the first time I first came across Fanny in the wild. For ease of reader access, I'll include it under this spoiler - and apologies ahead of time in case there's more coding jankery. IANAC (I Am Not A Coder). The second one I don't think has made a public appearance.

Spoiler: The comic in question.

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Honestly, the only direction that would make this interesting is Lynn deciding to pull an Amy Dunn on his fat ass and killing him. She could develop a mini cult following that way.

But nooooo, we can’t have nice things.

It’s cliche, but I’m sure Fanny could pull off justifying Lynn being a husband killer. Bonus if she gets an insurance payout.