Artcow Fanny Perret / Adrien Perret / Null / null_backdoorho / null_bis / polyglotplatypus / Laika Albarn / deadspacedog - Degenerate French pooner who larped as an Asian-American and made comics about fucking her (dead) father, has a female genital mutilation fetish, a lesson in opsec

[dick brain]

If Fanny were truly a darkfic auteur, she would have the gumption to have Lynn missing several teeth, possibly deformities to her nose's structure due to repeated hits to the face, even potential brain damage

I assume she's trying to avoid deformities and brain damage so it doesn't come off as a self insert.

 

[Kiwisee]

The Stacey glaring at Cartman is the funniest thing Fanny has produced, hands down. Stacey represents how normal people view Cartman.

 

[brownsuagrbubbletea]

Late sperg but Honestly it’s quite surprising Fanny hasn’t made anything race related with her cookie cutter ocs but i guess it's bc she knows she'd be call out for it (as shown above).

But I feel like she’d feel too much of that French guilt if she did so to cope that she’s just a plain Frenchie.

Like I’m not saying I’d preferred if she did (bc god spare us from her bad writing) but with the other sensitive topics she’s done in the past it’s surprising she didn’t delve deeper.

 

[Magic Pickle]

Even in the hallowed halls of kink, raceplay is considered beyond taboo to consider; the closest you get is insensitive normie moids who will beat off to interracial porn which invariably has a man of one race dominating what he perceives to be the property of another race. I don't imagine Fanny would get very far anyway just because she mostly fetishizes East Asians.

Time for an update; sometimes when I compile these, it feels like shaking the remainders of kibble in a food bowl before I set out to pour.

A new fic has dropped and features Fanny's bestie Christianna's character Isabelle once again. Fanny benevolently drew some art for it. Apologies to anyone who may hold absolute zero interest in Christianna and her creations, because Fanny will make damn sure you see fucking nothing else.

Princess Bandaids by macthedke (Link | Archive)

I'll throw in some Neospring asks too.

Spoiler: One of these relates to the screenshot below.

You're really trying to tell me two high school teachers from Minnesota are rich? What kind of world do you live in?
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Fanny has the issue many creators have, which is their side characters sound like vastly more interesting people than the protagonists we are forced to follow. Not that I think being a hedge fund analyst is interesting, but journalism once was - actually, knowing that Cyrus' father skews right-leaning, is Fanny unaware of how pozzed journalism is now?
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Is the reception of PDA different in France? I just realized I wasn't sure, because by American standards, watching a fat, greasy old pig feeling up what is obviously a sugar baby would certainly draw extremely judgmental stares over here in the US.
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And once more, Fanny tries to imply that ASPD is a harmless condition that definitely doesn't destroy peoples lives or get people killed from the behavior of its sufferers.

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[cybertoaster]

Seems she went off the deep end after losing her dad, further evidence to the theory that most pooners are the result of absent dads.

Another view: she can't fuck her dad so she wants to become her dad, just like many pooners want to be the guy they had a crush on back in school.

She has various fetishes such as incest, female genital mutilation

Fitting given she's in a muslim country.

in b4 the thirstposters

Please she was mid at best and is now a pooner, not even the ray charles poster is that desperate.

Bruh, we had people thirsting over Isabella Loretta Janke

Because she looked like she had big tiddies, the moment it was confirmed she was wearing a really padded bra all the coomers disappeared.

 

[scoiattolino]

Another view: she can't fuck her dad so she wants to become her dad, just like many pooners want to be the guy they had a crush on back in school.

maybe misogyny kink is what we need to get all pooners to detrans. it worked on fanny...

 

[cybertoaster]

it worked on fanny...

Who?

 

[Magic Pickle]

Some new stuff from Fanny.

This one features incestuous molestation committed by Christianna's character with some other random other female OC. Her investment in Christianna's OCs is baffling.

Spoiler: Technically SFW, but you know.

She also got some fan art depicting Cyrus and Kate having sex while Kate is still underage, as well as some crappy comics made by her buddies.

Spoiler: Content Warning: Bare Cartman Ass.

Seems she's on quite the KAMGO kick, so she answered a devastatingly long Neospring ask about the comparison between CyKate to My Dark Vanessa. She really, really wants you to think the relationship was actually romantic and consensual and that the part about it being illegal is frivolous.
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Spoiler: Screencaps were long, so snip.

 

[Pavel Yudin]

Spoiler: Screencaps were long, so snip.

Once again, Fanny betrays her writings of Cy being such a sociopath and narcissist, dark personality disorders wow. Erm ackshually he does genuinely care about Kate and doesn't want to hurt her. Fanny wants to feel like she's writing good representation but in the end, all she is is a fanfiction writer who only cares about feelings, so she has to put feelings and care where a sociopath would have none, because otherwise her ships fall flat.

 

[Rungle]

Every degenerate be called Null

 

[Kiwisee]

She really, really wants you to think the relationship was actually romantic and consensual and that the part about it being illegal is frivolous.

This is precisely why she fails at writing “dark subject matter”. Sociopaths are good at making others think that they’re “uwu so caring”, when in reality the sociopath is thinking about how to fully benefit from them with as little input as possible.

Technically, a sociopath is capable of surface level “empathy”. The problem with their brand of empathy is that it doesn’t come with any of the compassion, which is heavily associated with abstract thinking. That’s why a true sociopath will never really be able to answer “how would you feel if you didn’t eat breakfast yesterday” question; they’re incapable of that level of abstract thinking that comes naturally to most people out there.

People who write or depict truly dark subject matter are those who have a deep understanding of the evils of humanity itself. You’ll notice that the ones who can pull it off go great lengths to not only showcase why an abuse victim may excuse their abuser, but also do so without glamorizing the abuse.

Fanny does have an opportunity to deconstruct the concept of “hardcore BDSM” (which is heavily associated with the “rough sex” murder defense if you want to go down that rabbit hole). She has the opportunity to show that, just because an abuser calls it “BDSM” it doesn’t make it okay.

But no. She won’t because she’s too soft to even go there. The thought of receiving any pushback from the ten people who follow her works is too much for her to lose; even if in the long term she’d likely be the recipient of a lot of praise.

With all of these put out there, I do not believe Fanny herself is even capable of empathizing with victims of sexual and physical abuse. It’s why she goes great lengths to justify Cyrus’ actions while putting Lynn through hell. Its why she uses the “fiction vs reality” argument to write away her degeneracy, while being unable to comprehend that people can find racist humor funny.

(Sidenote: I think I do recognize the artist she attempted to dog pile onto. If I recall correctly, isn’t that artist black? I could have sworn I have seen some source that they are. Please correct me if I’m wrong/confusing them with someone else.)

 

[cybertoaster]

Some new stuff from Fanny.

This one features incestuous molestation committed by Christianna's character with some other random other female OC. Her investment in Christianna's OCs is baffling.

Spoiler: Technically SFW, but you know.

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She also got some fan art depicting Cyrus and Kate having sex while Kate is still underage, as well as some crappy comics made by her buddies.

Spoiler: Content Warning: Bare Cartman Ass.

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Seems she's on quite the KAMGO kick, so she answered a devastatingly long Neospring ask about the comparison between CyKate to My Dark Vanessa. She really, really wants you to think the relationship was actually romantic and consensual and that the part about it being illegal is frivolous.
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Spoiler: Screencaps were long, so snip.

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That "art", this pooner is a diddler's dream...

 

[Magic Pickle]

Once again, Fanny betrays her writings of Cy being such a sociopath and narcissist, dark personality disorders wow. Erm ackshually he does genuinely care about Kate and doesn't want to hurt her.

This is precisely why she fails at writing “dark subject matter”. Sociopaths are good at making others think that they’re “uwu so caring”, when in reality the sociopath is thinking about how to fully benefit from them with as little input as possible.

Kate is Cyrus' exception for derelict, sadistic behavior because Kate is wish fulfillment for Fanny.

I know, I know: we all debate over whether it's Cyrus or Lynn or both of them at the same time, but Kate is an overweight, gawky, nerdy teen girl who gets treated as "the one who got away" to a teacher she finds emotionally and sexually captivating. For God's sake, in KAMGO*, Kate and Cyrus bond over talking about Five Nights at Freddy's! She describes him affectionately as "both cool and a nerd, something Kate used to think was an impossible combination"; for a chubby little dorkwad like Fanny, I'm sure she longed to have an older guy who preferred her with her fixation on Homestuck over her long-legged blonde sisters who were likely prone to parties and socializing.

In this, Fanny gets to live through Kate vicariously, just as through Cyrus and Lynn she lives out a different facets of herself (extreme masochist who is concerningly obsessed with men borderline killing her + the emotionless pervert who never, ever sees a day of justice for his crimes). Kinda makes you wonder what else she's living out through the other characters, because I don't know if she's truly interested in shitting herself on the constant like Lola does.

*Unsure if it would be a level of autism intolerable even to our most spergy of threadfollowers, but I've always toyed with the idea of doing a full break down of KAMGO as Fanny treats it like her magnum opus (and this is the 5-chapter fic her mother is supposedly a fan of) and, at times, is surprisingly illuminating. If there's interest, I'd be open to doing so, especially in times when she's being especially dry, but threads are a team effort and I've no interest in dominating them needlessly.

 

[Pavel Yudin]

Kate is Cyrus' exception for derelict, sadistic behavior because Kate is wish fulfillment for Fanny.

I know, I know: we all debate over whether it's Cyrus or Lynn or both of them at the same time, but Kate is an overweight, gawky, nerdy teen girl who gets treated as "the one who got away" to a teacher she finds emotionally and sexually captivating. For God's sake, in KAMGO*, Kate and Cyrus bond over talking about Five Nights at Freddy's! She describes him affectionately as "both cool and a nerd, something Kate used to think was an impossible combination"; for a chubby little dorkwad like Fanny, I'm sure she longed to have an older guy who preferred her with her fixation on Homestuck over her long-legged blonde sisters who were likely prone to parties and socializing.

In this, Fanny gets to live through Kate vicariously, just as through Cyrus and Lynn she lives out a different facets of herself (extreme masochist who is concerningly obsessed with men borderline killing her + the emotionless pervert who never, ever sees a day of justice for his crimes). Kinda makes you wonder what else she's living out through the other characters, because I don't know if she's truly interested in shitting herself on the constant like Lola does.

Fully agree with you. Fanny projects her own fantasies a lot in Kate, especially in KAMGO. The debate of who is more wish fulfillment for Fanny is redundant; this is coomer material, it's both, why would she not project her wish fulfiffment onto them? And as you underlined, Kate fits the bill exactly for her fantasy of being the underage, naive victim, while Lynn fits for being a more morally ambiguous, partner-in-crime victim, and Cy is the poor misunderstood chomo.

*Unsure if it would be a level of autism intolerable even to our most spergy of threadfollowers, but I've always toyed with the idea of doing a full break down of KAMGO as Fanny treats it like her magnum opus (and this is the 5-chapter fic her mother is supposedly a fan of) and, at times, is surprisingly illuminating. If there's interest, I'd be open to doing so, especially in times when she's being especially dry, but threads are a team effort and I've no interest in dominating them needlessly.

If you do want to inflict this wound onto yourself, I will be here to read every word you bestow upon this thread. If it becomes more common to break down Fanny&co's fics and our fellow thread followers are interested, I could also lend a hand myself, so you are not alone in your suffering. I have already read (albeit diagonally) KAMGO myself a while ago, and I agree it is a valuable insight onto Fanny's (unsurprisingly hollow) psyche.

 

[scoiattolino]

it was actually reading KAMGO that made me decide to pick up my dark vanessa, and if you read both simultaneously, it becomes laughable how desperately fanny tries to insist that kate really consented! and that the only problem she ever got from the relationship was being kinda lax about cheating. fanny can only hide behind the "well, it's porn, it doesn't have to be realistic" defense for so long, and when you write a 5-chapter "novel" about how much a young girl loved sleeping with her teacher who "understands her on a deep fundamental level" and parade it around every chance you get, you lose that defense.
it honestly felt offensive that she would even use KAMGO as a way to address and discuss a real novel telling the story of a realistic, uncomfortable tale of sexual abuse. i don't understand what her aim was with bringing it up in the first place. regardless, i think a breakdown of it would be interesting.

 

[Aquarius]

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There’s a fundamental tension within the BDSM community that reminds me a bit of transvestism. I suppose that’s appropriate given Fanny’s poonerific past. Anyway, the tension is between verisimilitude and their rules. It leads to bizarre scenarios where Lynn tells Cyraxx Cartman Cyrus that she is okay with him taking his anger out on her, but only if he gives her a heads up first. And creates a bit of pomp and circumstance for the sake of ambience.

Notice that the fundamental issue of Cyrus being a violent crazy person is not addressed. It’s fine to beat your wife when your boss annoys you, it’s only wrong when you catch her off guard! It reminds me of a quote…

An appeaser is one who feeds a crocodile—hoping it will eat him last.

And isn’t that appropriate? Lynn can’t challenge the real issues of Cyrus’s personality, so she nitpicks the fashion in which his violence manifests. Contrary to her being a “sub”, she wants control and focuses on minutiae in order to get some. I said this reminds me of troons because wanting to be a woman (female) is in contradiction with transitioning as a concept. How can you transition if you were always a woman and “women” are just socially constructed non-entities? How can BDSM emulate total control and domination consensually without just becoming abuse?

If Cyrus was wise, and narcs rarely are, he would be satisfied with Lynn’s focus on the most banal aspects of how he treats her. Unfortunately, I think Fanny might be correct in her depiction of Cyrus as a sensitive crybaby whiner.

this concept is baffling to me. so the man who ceaselessly tortures his wife folds this easily because she's kinda-sorta mean to him? i don't see it.

I do, although I doubt Fanny thought this deeply about it.

Untreated cluster B-types are often rude and inconsiderate, especially towards those closest to them. At the same time, they have fragile egos, are hypersensitive to hierarchies of dominance, handle criticism poorly, etc. So you have someone who is casually cruel to others crying over the slightest of slights. Take the Antioch shooter - dude killed some random chick at his high school but whines in his diary (yes, really) about how he and other school shooters are the “real” victims. These people have different rules for me, thee, and themselves.

That’s why I find the “come inside the neighbors might see” line to be so funny. This guy, who considers himself tough and violent, is scared what the neighbours will think. He’s so afraid of real confrontation that he needs to beat women who are strapped down. Again, I doubt Fanny meant this, but she inadvertently showed how fake his dom persona is. What truly “dominant” male would negotiate with his wife? And not just pull her inside? And tell any watching neighbours to fuck off? Again, the mere act of making a contract with the sub defeats the point of a dom being a dom. It’s trying to be two things at once.

Dude calls himself a “violent man” like it makes him a bad ass while concerning himself with opinions. The BDSM “dom” wants to be seen as safe and law-abiding at the same they wish to be seen as tough and scary. The mere act of trying to explain one’s sexual impulses (to justify them) is antithetical to the sort of independent warrior-king character these men try to adopt. If this was 1529, Cyrus would be beaten to death by a common ploughboy for eyeing his comely lass. The more the dom appeals to codes of ethics, the less “dom” they become.

her most recent obsession with her sketches has been findom (financial domination) with cy taking lynn's credit cards and closing her bank account, which honestly is far less gut-wrenching than the abuse and the rape.

Eh, it’s all creepy. Explicit violence is adolescent and immature in a way. It often comes from a need to demonstrate that a story is dark, adult, or serious. The thing about financial abuse is that it’s something much more subtle and realistic. Most abusive husbands aren’t gonna cut their wife’s clit off, like Cyrus. But a lot of men do control their wife’s finances.

You see what I mean? It feels less like Fanny is going to”soft”, and more like she is learning about more subtle forms of abuse and control. Normally, that would make for some good writing, but she thinks with her clit so we got pornography instead.

 

[Kiwisee]

If Cyrus was wise, and narcs rarely are, he would be satisfied with Lynn’s focus on the most banal aspects of how he treats her. Unfortunately, I think Fanny might be correct in her depiction of Cyrus as a sensitive crybaby whiner.

Some of the best fictional villains tend to be able to come off as intelligent, calculating and manipulative until they get what they want/are close to getting what they want. Then, said villain is revealed to truly be a bitch of many magnitudes because they are showing their true colors.

Fanny wouldn’t know that, she practically grew up with the Tumblr mindset of “oh my poor villains, they’re all victims uwu”.

 

[Aquarius]

Some of the best fictional villains tend to be able to come off as intelligent, calculating and manipulative until they get what they want/are close to getting what they want. Then, said villain is revealed to truly be a bitch of many magnitudes because they are showing their true colors.

Fanny wouldn’t know that, she practically grew up with the Tumblr mindset of “oh my poor villains, they’re all victims uwu”.

I immediately thought of Ratigan from The Great Mouse Detective. Suave, clever, voiced by Vincent Price, and has full-on lolcow sperg-out when correctly identified as a man rat.

Spoiler: Screenshots

It’s funny how a children’s movie has more deliberate characterization than Fanny, who stumbles into the truth ass-backwards. Well, maybe not too funny, as we are comparing professionals to someone who is (essentially) a hobbyist.

What would stop someone from writing a fanfic about Lynn snapping and killing Cy?

It’s hard for me to have much sympathy for Lynn when she is so complicit in Cyrus’s behaviour. She knows he fucks his high school-aged students, like Kate, and doesn’t do anything. She actively destroys the evidence of Cyrus’s wrongdoing and counsels him on how to avoid detection. He may have gotten caught over the CSAM / CP, but Lynn gave up videos of herself as a kid to satiate rather than challenge him.

Lynn isn’t the chick from Goodbye Earl or Farrah Fawcett burning a bed or Lorena Bobbit. She’s Myra Hindley, Ghislaine Maxwell, Terri-Lynne (ha!) McClintic, and Karla Holmolka. Yeah, she might not be the instigator - female accomplices to sex criminals rarely are - but she’s not just a victim. Here’s a quote from Wikipedia about Janice Hooker, the wife of Cameron Hooker, who kidnapped Colleen Stan and used her as a sex slave:

It was not until 1983 that Stan was reintroduced to the children and neighbors; she was also allowed to get a job as a maid at a motel. Hooker wanted Stan to become his second wife, which was a turning point for Janice. Janice confessed that—starting with their first date - she had also been tortured, brainwashed, and referred to as a "whore" over the years by Cameron. Janice further stated that she survived their relationship by engaging in denial and compartmentalization. By August 1984, Janice began struggling with herself and went to Stan, to inform her that Hooker was not part of "The Company", an organization Cameron made up to frighten Stan into complacency. However, she maintained that the organization did exist.

Stan told the interviewer that she then went to a bus station and phoned Hooker to inform him that she was leaving him, and that he reacted by bursting into tears; Stan subsequently caught a bus home. In the months that followed, she did not contact the police but continued to call Hooker regularly; she explained this at the trial by saying that she wanted to give Hooker, at Janice's request, a chance to reform. Three months later, Janice reported her husband to the police.

Yellow text and emphasis are my own additions.
In other words, this absolute fucking cunt helped her husband kidnap a woman by using their own baby as a prop. This same bitch had no fucking issue with Cameron locking a woman underneath their marital bed for hours - days - at a time. When did she find her resolve to do something? When she thought that the human sex doll might be given similar status to herself. And then, rather than go to the cops, she guilted her husband’s victim into keeping silent for the sake of herself and the children. And Stan, a deeply heroic figure in own right, fell for her fucking bullshit.

The comparisons between the Hookers and the Forresters are numerous. Hell, we even have Cameron crying on the phone just like how Cyrus threw a hissy fit on the front porch. A woman you kidnapped and tortured said she’s leaving? Cry. A woman you punched in the face says you’re a shitty husband? Pout. It’s almost like the sort of men who torture women only act like badasses. It’s like they’re actually total fucking cowardly bitch-made faggots, and they fold when met with even the slightest pushback.

Does this seem different from Lynn? She tolerates her husband molesting children, so long as she gets the title of bottom bitch wife. She makes excuses for him, meddles in the capacity of police to do their jobs, etc. Janice wasn’t as bad as Cameron, and Lynn isn’t as bad as Cyrus, but they’re still shitty fucking people. They’re people who love and lust after a mediorce man so much that they are willing to let him abuse children. Their lust, their fairy tale fantasy of being married to their POS husband, takes priority over the lives of young people. It’s not as violent or evil as Cameron (or Cyrus) but it’s infinitely more pathetic.

 

[Magic Pickle]

Great additions, Aquarius; I've felt similarly reminded of famous evil wives when I look at Cyrus and Lynn - Fanny herself is aware of what a complicit enabler Lynn is and has made humorous references to it in the past.

Spoiler: I think I posted these before, but I can't recall.

Now for some updates; this will include Twitter posts as well as new art - I'm merely spoilering it to save on the space.

Spoiler: Art first, X posts second.

The more we talk about KAMGO, the more Fanny talks about KAMGO. Are we psychically interlinked, or is our favorite French freak lurking in our midst? (Obviously she's lurking in our midst, or at least has a buddy doing so, so I hope they enjoy the ride.)
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Also, she got pissy about something in regards to characters not being drawn "correctly." (Characters aren't fucking real, so who honestly cares?) She has a lot of nerve trying to act like an enforcer of racial justice.
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And per thread request, a read-along of KATE ANDERSON MUST GO ON (the aforementioned KAMGO), Fanny's magnum opus that spans the 15-year relationship between fat little Mexican girl Kate Anderson and the man who rapes her, Cyrus. For those disinterested, I'm putting it all under a cut. I expect puzzle pieces to follow accordingly.

Spoiler: CHAPTER 1: CHALLENGER

What's interesting about how it begins is that we really see very little of Kate's inner workings before her prince enters the scene; while she is described as having "asocial tendencies" and cites losing interest in reading as young as middle school, we aren't introduced to any hook as to why - at least, not straight out the gate. Then Cyrus shows up, and the description of him is so discordant to what Fanny draws that you can't help but laugh. So you notice that he's tall before you notice he's the size of a horse trailer? OK.

Sorry for the long screenshot, but this displays why Fanny is suited better to comics than to the written word: her ability to write back-and-forth and anything happening in between it leaves a lot to be desired. Also, convincing a teen girl to get into woodcarving because she self-harms to a noticeable extent? Woodcarving?

The Workaholics-like back-and-forth Kate and Cyrus share, despite their age and cultural differences, will remain jarring for the rest of the story, by the way. Keep in mind Fanny is writing this under the guise that Cyrus is simultaneously a cold-blooded manipulator of girls and women while also viewing Kate as a kindred spirit.

Pay close attention here: this is the beginning of Fanny's implication that Cyrus, pedophilic groomer and routine predator, was a force of good in Kate's life. Before, she was apathetic and listless, until Cyrus came in as a Manic Pixie Dream Pedophile to bring color back to her world of black and white! Also, the fact that no other teachers have ever noticed Cyrus being inappropriate with students is honestly kind of a shame; if you really want that forbidden love angle, at some point, wouldn't you want someone who forbade that love to show up? And Lynn doesn't count, she's a hybistrophilic Bonnie to Cyrus' corpulent Clyde.

"What if he gets into trouble because someone got the wrong idea?" This will also become a recurring pattern in KAMGO, skirting close to the concept of Cyrus being brought to justice while never making such wishes come true. Anyone seeing a grown man and a teenage girl - who clearly, distinctively do not look or act as if they're related - would likely wonder if a trafficking situation was happening. I know I have to seem like a total hardass here, but Fanny really does present herself like quite an esteemed writer, and the more you read of what she writes, the more arrogant it seems.

Kate has appallingly juvenile interests, though they fit her as a gawky teen girl with poor social skills. The rub here, though, is that we've seen established in this comic that Cyrus being so keen on entertaining a little girl's hobbies isn't as much the calculating move of a practiced predator but moreso an expression of kinship from a fat autistic manchild. For some reason, Mary and Max did the premise of "fat old fuck who can't relate to others and the little girl he befriends" leagues better...

You can tell romance is not Fanny's forte because Kate and Cyrus have absolutely no chemistry, no matter how hard Fanny tries to bash her dollies together. Their dynamic is dry and their conversations are agonizingly dull, even if you like things like Five Nights at Freddy's or Minecraft. It's like watching two buckets of paint fall in love, if buckets of paint had issues with child predation.

Cyrus states - in the most Fannyish tone ever - "Fat people are extremely hot." Even if this were an attraction that Fanny had intended for Cyrus to have all along, it should be noted that for the most part, Kate is the only fat girl Cyrus is ever seen courting. Hm, why would Fanny, a round little mouse herself, make such a grand show of talking about the sex appeal of fat people?

Notice here that Fanny isn't making any show whatsoever to indicate a level of self-preservation in Kate; not sure if it's different in France, but American mothers - the half-decent ones, at least - are usually very quick to educate their daughters on the perils of males, especially older males. It seems hard to believe that Kate's parents are this checked out, especially Mexican parents, who usually like to set their daughters on fire the second they catch wind that she's felt even the slightest yearning for anyone.

Here, we see Kate is the initiator of their romantic prospects; Fanny has talked about this previously, but Cyrus very purposefully attempts to get girls to make the first move and claims that they're "thankful" to him. Not only is it completely unrealistic for a predator like Cyrus to have a victim count as high as he does where nobody has said anything nor has felt traumatized by his abuse, but it's also Fanny wussing out again. Finish the job, Fanny!

You'd think the love confession between a grown man and his young pupil would be a lot more emotionally charged and dramatic, but it isn't. Honestly, I almost skimmed this scene because I was just so uninvested. For being her prize pig in depravity, Cyrus is a shockingly boring person to read about.

"The metric ton of sketches she has of her anime OCs and all their AU versions as well" - This line right here is what convinced me that Kate may be the most brazen self-insert Fanny has in her collection. Online OC culture and making OCs (as opposed to writing stories specifically) is a very, very specific kind of online artistic subculture, one which most writers don't necessarily get involved with. If threadfollowers have ever found the way Fanny navigates storytelling to be off-putting or strange, it's specifically because she's belonged to this subculture for so long (which didn't take flight on Tumblr, but Tumblr definitely lit a fire under its bottom).

I'm trying to focus on the story itself and how it relates to Fanny, but the writing is so fucking bad it's making it a trial to read. Jesus Christ, Fanny, read something that wasn't hosted on AO3 for once, it's genuinely grating.

This is where Kate and Cyrus actually have the first inklings of sexual contact; keep in mind Fanny is describing, in loving detail, the molestation of a 14-year-old girl with the same kind of tone you would see in any off-the-shelf erotica intended to titillate its readers.

And in the wake of this molestation, Kate's doing well in school! Who knew child rape made kids do better academically? Cyrus isn't a monster, if anything, he's a hero!

Their back-and-forth about race is a bit hard to read, if only because Fanny - whiter than the driven snow - seems like she's trying to seem like a Cool Whitey by writing what she imagines two people of color talking like. Also, the description of Kate gorging herself on Korean barbecue amused me, if only because I can tell this was written from the heart, so to speak.

Prepare yourselves, Kiwis: another sex scene is on the horizon, and this one is much longer and much more detailed. Highlights of this first part are "somehow Cyrus takes a young teen girl who is clearly not related to him to a hotel and nobody bats an eyelash" and "Fanny insisting how adult Kate feels from being groomed, and this is honestly framed as a positive thing."

The infantile way Kate views Cyrus' penis also emphasizes just how fucking creepy this whole thing is, and creepier still how Fanny seems to write a grown adult Kate as absolving Cyrus of any wrongdoing. In no way, shape or form is this written in a way that makes it clear Fanny believes what Cyrus is doing is morally reprehensible, and if you view the comments at the end of the fic, even the readers find it sexually arousing. Don't think A.M. Homes was expecting anyone to beat meat to The End of Alice.

I don't know how someone so endlessly fucking horny can write such a sterile and emotionless sex scene; it felt like I was filling out forms at the doctor's office just trying to get through this. But with the conclusion of the sex scene, we have finished chapter 1 of KAMGO.

What are your thoughts, farmers? Is it a contender to share a bookshelf with My Dark Vanessa and Lolita? Do you wish you could wash your eyeballs?

 

[Pavel Yudin]

What are your thoughts, farmers? Is it a contender to share a bookshelf with My Dark Vanessa and Lolita? Do you wish you could wash your eyeballs?

A few days ago, over on another thread, I compared another lolcow's writings (Jerry Peet/Lily Orchard) to Fanny's, giving Fanny the benefit of the doubt, saying she writes better than Jerry. I am retracting such a scandalous statement, which was made from hazy memories of Fanny's writings. Both are equally as bad, and I am sure Fanny would have been a fantastic writer for Jerry's hit piece Stockholm; with its themes of grooming and CP, KAMGO would make for a great Stockholm entry, after all.

Fanny is such a fanfiction writer. At the risk of a mild PLing, I used to lend a hand and edit works to be published later down the line, and have spent days and nights having to edit what were essentially AO3 fanfictions with names swapped around. Fanny has all the hallmarks of an amateur fanfiction writer; the unnecessary, ludicrous amount of misused (and mispunctuated) dialogue tags, the 70/30 ratio of dialogue/description (though Fanny is a bit better than Jerry on that regard), the lack of chemistry between characters making them closer to barbie dolls getting smashed together than actual people, the elevated importance of sex scenes compared to everything else (which COULD work if Cyrus' goal was only to groom Kate, and not have him played as a gentle dom who just wants the best for his (underage) student), the total disregard toward actual human behavior and how one would act if put in a specific situation (even a sociopathic teacher would NEVER say "wow such steady lines!!" seeing a student self-harming).

And to think Fanny's mother reads and likes this. It cannot be repeated enough: Fanny's mother likes the written CP her daughter produces. This can only make one wonder how much of a role the Perret matriarch had in the creation of the degenerate monster Fanny is.