Fantasy bioweapons - Make your own one!

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I ran into a silly image I had stored from somewhere, where it seems that some type of bioweapon is roughly displayed:
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So I think it would be fun (for those creative Kiwis that enjoy these things) to post your fantasy bioweapon, like explaining what it would do or how it would work. As it's implied, it doesn't necessarily need to be 100% realistic, but somewhat realistic.

Can be anything that involves biological agents (like viruses, parasites, etc), more complex lifeform (insects, vertebrates, etc), combination of both/more, and even mixed with technology/machinery.
 
Nice try, CIA. Not gonna trick me into doing your work for you.
 
I don't know why this is in the woman's section unless the stinkditch division is working extra hard this week.

Edit: nevermind I'm retarded
 
How about birth control pills consisting of a synthetic form of estrogen, that when ingested by a woman a non-insignificant amount of the estrogen is excreted through urine and enters the water supply, either through the ground water or water treatment facilities? This would have the affect of turning everyone, including the frogs, gay.
 
The ideas behind the common concept of the "bioweapon" as a mass and indiscriminate tool for death are rooted firmly in our modern day culture with sanitation and public hygiene. A bioweapon is only frightening because it's something that circumvents all the work that medicine and science have done to eliminate the plagues of Old that did exactly what bioweapons of Now do. Many, many times over thousands of years. Especially in a genre fantasy setting, it would be hard to make a bioweapon stand out.

As is clearly evident, plagues never killed absolutely everyone. In a historical fantasy setting a bioweapon with our definition would be no different from a plague suffered in some backwater in the Middle Ages. I'm doubtful of Made-in-America™ Super-AIDS's ability to wipe out anyone outside of a ten-mile radius of the local bath house. Ultimately, super-ultra-mega-AIDS would just be another plague to your regular medieval peasant, if at all. It would really only pose a threat in some faggy Goodreads assrape-with-magic gay adventure.

When disease overtook a place the people saw it related to the sins and misfortune of that city or country. The cloud of sickness and death, while tied to the righteous judgement of God, could be restrained by spiritual means, or warded-off by apotropaic magical practices. That's why medicine and care of the sick was tied to the Church in Europe, and with other religious groups in different regions. For many pagan traditions their shamans and wisemen were also healers, because your flesh is afflicted with pain and suffering from an invisible cause. From a materialist perspective, sometimes they administered the right poultice, or had the sick ingest the right herb. But for them their practice in every way was ritualistic, meant to generate a metaphysical effect to relieve both physical and spiritual suffering.

The root word of "pharmacy" is the Greek word"pharmakon." It's meaning is tied to medicine, but also to poison and sorcery. The old healing rituals of old became renaissance hermetic beak-mask medicine, which became modern materialist medicine. The knowledge is no longer hidden and passed down in secret, but still only the learned and vetted are given license to practice.

All of this is why purposeful plagues and diseases are often tied to curses and other evil magical methods in fantasy just as they would have been in the past. It also opens a narrative up for the cure to also be magical, often joined to a specific object or substance to be sought after to generate conflict.

In any case, my fantasy bioweapon would be a disease where if you get assraped by someone infected, you catch it. Nothing happens at first, but on every full moon afterwards the afflicted become ravenous gay rapists that prowl the streets at night looking for fresh rapeable cheeks. A major plotpoint in the story to feature this disease would be that the afflicted men are separated into two groups: those that band together every rape night secluded in fantasy gay clubs, and those that enjoy giving the gift to men unlucky enough to be caught in the light of the full moon. In the end both groups are the real heroes in their struggle against the normal guys who don't want to be raped and turned gay. That's the real crime.
 
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A bomb that emits a smoke screen that carries conductive metal particles in it. Then a machete launcher to cut telephone pole wires. ZAP

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The ideas behind the common concept of the "bioweapon" as a mass and indiscriminate tool for death are rooted firmly in our modern day culture with sanitation and public hygiene. A bioweapon is only frightening because it's something that circumvents all the work that medicine and science have done to eliminate the plagues of Old that did exactly what bioweapons of Now do. Many, many times over thousands of years. Especially in a genre fantasy setting, it would be hard to make a bioweapon stand out.

As is clearly evident, plagues never killed absolutely everyone. In a historical fantasy setting a bioweapon with our definition would be no different from a plague suffered in some backwater in the Middle Ages. I'm doubtful of Made-in-America™ Super-AIDS's ability to wipe out anyone outside of a ten-mile radius of the local bath house. Ultimately, super-ultra-mega-AIDS would just be another plague to your regular medieval peasant, if at all. It would really only pose a threat in some faggy Goodreads assrape-with-magic gay adventure.

When disease overtook a place the people saw it related to the sins and misfortune of that city or country. The cloud of sickness and death, while tied to the righteous judgement of God, could be restrained by spiritual means, or warded-off by apotropaic magical practices. That's why medicine and care of the sick was tied to the Church in Europe, and with other religious groups in different regions. For many pagan traditions their shamans and wisemen were also healers, because your flesh is afflicted with pain and suffering from an invisible cause. From a materialist perspective, sometimes they administered the right poultice, or had the sick ingest the right herb. But for them their practice in every way was ritualistic, meant to generate a metaphysical effect to relieve both physical and spiritual suffering.

The root word of "pharmacy" is the Greek word"pharmakon." It's meaning is tied to medicine, but also to poison and sorcery. The old healing rituals of old became renaissance hermetic beak-mask medicine, which became modern materialist medicine. The knowledge is no longer hidden and passed down in secret, but still only the learned and vetted are given license to practice.

All of this is why purposeful plagues and diseases are often tied to curses and other evil magical methods in fantasy just as they would have been in the past. It also opens a narrative up for the cure to also be magical, often joined to a specific object or substance to be sought after to generate conflict.

In any case, my fantasy bioweapon would be a disease where if you get assraped by someone infected, you catch it. Nothing happens at first, but on every full moon afterwards the afflicted become ravenous gay rapists that prowl the streets at night looking for fresh rapeable cheeks. A major plotpoint in the story to feature this disease would be that the afflicted men are separated into two groups: those that band together every rape night secluded in fantasy gay clubs, and those that enjoy giving the gift to men unlucky enough to be caught in the light of the full moon. In the end both groups are the real heroes in their struggle against the normal guys who don't want to be raped and turned gay. That's the real crime.
A lot of the impact of many bioweapons and diseases is how a lot of them can leave people permanently compared or crippled even if the disease itself has been cured.

To use a real-life example, once syphilis goes past the secondary stage, permanent disfigurement, facial scarring, and neurological damage are often permanent even if the disease itself has been cured.

Anyway, this gets more into biotechnology, but as I am helping a friend of mine design a living security fence out of very thorny greenbriar vines, how about a thorny plant that can shoot its thorns? It would have been bioengineered to have contractual organs at the base of its prickles, so that if triggered by strong vibrations nearby, it will actually propel several of them at once, like a living shrapnel bomb. It would be planted as a defensive plant on walls or trellises in high security areas, and as it is a plant, it can repair itself if damaged.
 
Not sure this is really what you want, but when else will I get the chance to share it?

One of my first short stories (written in high school after watching “Cast ADeadly Spell” actually) was an urban fantasy about a P.I. hunting for a sort of magical WMD.

In this universe magic is commonplace. And blood sacrifices power the strongest spells.

So, turns out someone dug up an old Mayan death spell; the caster kills themself and the spell makes those around him kill themselves in turn, propagating the spell outward like a nuclear chain-reaction. Probably ended the Mayan civilization the last time it was cast.
 
A gun that shoots people through the internet. A window opens up with an easy to track reticle. If it hits you, now get this, blows your dick clean off. Doesn't matter where it hits you. If you don't have a dick, you instantly grow one and that explodes.
Promode, it comes pre-downloaded on pretty much everything.
 
I've read like five mangas but there was one called Bio Meat or something, it was a meat replacement where genetically engineered leech-like creatures could eat plastic and grow protein from it then some of them escape. Anyway, my fantasy bio weapon is the plague but it is viral.
 
What if every D&D race was a fucking bioweapon by the gods but instead they rebelled against them to fight alongside humanity.
 
I really like cordyceps from The Last of Us. Unfortunately they kind of have a claim on it now, but the idea of plants slowly consuming the entire body while directing a person's behavior (cordyceps wants the insect to crawl off to a dank place to die, providing adequate food and conditions to reproduce) is both absolutely horrifying and aesthetically beautiful.
 
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