FB 10/6 - A philosophical question

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I have to say, it's actually better than I expected of Chris. It's certainly not a good question, or a smart question, but it doesn't involve Transformers or Sonic, so expectations exceeded.
 
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Nobody's giving Chris any credit for actually having an abstract thought, of sorts.
 
Better option than even an elevator: a spiral ramp like in parking garages. Then you can get your Mazda RX-7 or Mercedes C63 AMG or Paul Walker-tribute Toyota Supra to do an endless drift all of the way up to the pearly gates or whatever else you're expecting to find at the entrance to your mental concept of "heaven".

Subconcious Offense said:
Does Chris even know how to work an elevator? All he goes to are malls and schools. I don't think he's ever needed to use one.
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Don't some of the department stores at Fashion Square Mall have elevators? I know that, when I was a little kid, one of the main appeals of going to Fairview Pointe-Claire (my childhood equivalent of Fashion Square Mall) was actually getting to use the elevator at Eaton's and Simpson's even if the stores were only 2 or 3 storeys tall. (My mother never was comfortable using escalators.)

Anyway, there was that elevator in the 4-cent Worthless Garbage building, so Chris at least has some understanding how elevators work.
 
"Anything too stupid to be spoken is sung" -Voltaire

I think Voltaire never imagined anyone as window licking, mouth breathing stupid as Christian Weston Chandler.

I don't think Chris will ever be as highly regarded in the field of philosophy as the likes of Descartes, Nietzsche, Socrates, Aristotle, Plato, Kant, or Sartre. To be frank, I think your average street lamp probably has better understanding of philosophy.

Edit: besides, Chris' whole mental exercise is completely pointless because fat, Autistic, tranny welfare leaches don't have souls and therefore can't go to Heaven.
 
AnOminous said:
Nobody's giving Chris any credit for actually having an abstract thought, of sorts.
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Holdek said:
Time to make a new Philosopher Chris shoop.
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Guy Smiley said:
I have to say, it's actually better than I expected of Chris. It's certainly not a good question, or a smart question, but it doesn't involve Transformers or Sonic, so expectations exceeded.
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He thinks heaven is a big toy bedroom floating on a cloud, filled to the brim with precisely those two things.
 
sasazuka said:
Don't some of the department stores at Fashion Square Mall have elevators? I know that, when I was a little kid, one of the main appeals of going to Fairview Pointe-Claire (my childhood equivalent of Fashion Square Mall) was actually getting to use the elevator at Eaton's and Simpson's even if the stores were only 2 or 3 storeys tall. (My mother never was comfortable using escalators.)

Anyway, there was that elevator in the 4-cent Worthless Garbage building, so Chris at least has some understanding how elevators work.
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I believe FS is a standard one-story mall, I don't know if the anchors (department stores) are more than a story or not, but I doubt they are. Most smaller communities don't get the sort of malls larger cities can, and my town barely saw more than 2 stories for most anchors.
 
Garfieldchu said:
Nobody would choose the ladder
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A ladder would take less materials, less time, and less space.
Chris however, wouldn't take cost and practicality into factor and would demand am escalator made of silver with WiFi and McDonald's along the way, and also Chris would have no part in its construction, but would demand to be the first one to ride it.
This question isn't as stupid as you guys think, it's a question that determines if you'really a short term thinker who's satisfied with "good enough" (the ladder takes less time, material, and work than the stairs, it could be better but it does its job just fine,) people who pick the ladder are going to be Type B people; or a long term planner who won't settle for anything less than the very best, Type A people will pick the stairs.
It's like the tumblr question, "Is a skeleton inside you or are you inside a skeleton?" Practical thinking people will be quick to say a skeleton is inside you, but critical thinkers will say what makes you you is your brain, which is inside a skeleton. Questions like these take a part of your personality and give it two options.
 
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Optimus Prime said:
He copy pasted the majority of it - the lack of autism influence in every sentence except the beginning ("I have a question to open for you all" - how do you 'open' a question?) or random caps heavily implies such.
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The entire post is an autistic word soup you have to parse out to understand.
 
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