FB 2/9 - Chris is feeling off

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Tismo said:
With all the Cheeseburgers, sodas, oestrogel, excessive playing of videogames and other unhealthy habits that Chris had, I'll be impressed if he makes it to forty. That said, this post is nothing more than just an attention-grab and thus probably a slight exaggeration.
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I'm actually suprise that Chris weight is not at a Slaton sisters level kind of weight.
 
Guys, this is just a part of his natural life cycle. What happens next is nothing short of miraculous.

This is the part where he retreats to the dark, damp habitat of his room, he slathers himself in the last of the Oestrogel, covers himself with a paper mache concoction of navy, Fanta, crayola paint and his unsold comic books, creating a cocoon for himself, from which he shall emerge in the spring as the beautiful Christina.

Or he could just be a fat fuck with piss poor hygiene who's playing with the house's money, if you know what I mean.
 
This was a close call, thankfully I managed to get 7 tubes of extra strength Oestrogel express shipped to Chris' house with instructions to apply it directly to his breasts for the maximal feminizing effect.
 
A fat 32 year old autist who rubs Oestrogel on his stomach who lived most of his life eating nothing but fast food, never exercises and sits on his ass all day isn't feeling well.

I wonder why.
 
It's actually almost unbelievable that a middle aged man who consumes almost exclusively fast food, overdoses himself with a menopause drug, and hasn't had regular exercise in decades has no more significant health problems than "feeling dizzy."

At this point Chris is basically fat Deadpool.
 
Ruin said:
It's actually almost unbelievable that a middle aged man who consumes almost exclusively fast food, overdoses himself with a menopause drug, and hasn't had regular exercise in decades has no more significant health problems than "feeling dizzy."

At this point Chris is basically fat Deadpool.
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Are the cams out for that yet?
 
DragoonSierra said:
Really? Im not sure I could do that. I dont even think Youtube reviews or even Vinesauce plays that many games within a week. Is that what his PSN says?
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http://psnprofiles.com/Sonichu

Most of the ones he recently downloaded have 0% for the trophy counts. My guess is that he impulsively downloads games, and he plays one for a few minutes until he decides he doesn't really feel like playing it, then moves onto the next one until he finds something he likes.
 
The American Hedgehog said:
http://psnprofiles.com/Sonichu

Most of the ones he recently downloaded have 0% for the trophy counts. My guess is that he impulsively downloads games, and he plays one for a few minutes until he decides he doesn't really feel like playing it, then moves onto the next one until he finds something he likes.
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It took him eight hours to beat Hannah Montana the Movie Game.

:story:
 
The American Hedgehog said:
http://psnprofiles.com/Sonichu

Most of the ones he recently downloaded have 0% for the trophy counts. My guess is that he impulsively downloads games, and he plays one for a few minutes until he decides he doesn't really feel like playing it, then moves onto the next one until he finds something he likes.
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Chris seems like the kind of person I despised when I managed a GameStop and would use our return policy for used games as a glorified game rental shop.

I bet you anything before the ban, he would buy used games, check it out and if he didn't like it, return and swap it out for another and repeat until the staff was tired of him.
 
RoboticRichardSimmons said:
Chris seems like the kind of person I despised when I managed a GameStop and would use our return policy for used games as a glorified game rental shop.

I bet you anything before the ban, he would buy used games, check it out and if he didn't like it, return and swap it out for another and repeat until the staff was tired of him.
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Of course he would treat GameStop like Blockbuster or Redbox. I can only imagine how pleasant he was before the Blarms bullshit...
 
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rip chris
 
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