FB Update 07-18 - HONOR ROLL and CD issues

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Some JERK said:
I should know... I graduated with a 8.0 GPA
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dcisp said:
Not even double digits? Pfft. Your made-up GPA sucks. Mine needs scientific notation.
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Filthy casuals.
My GPA is sooooooo huge it extends beyond the boundaries of your human numbers.
To look upon my GPA in its full glory would turn your hair white and change your religious belief structure.
 
qld said:
How do they handle pass/fail and other alternative grading schemes when it comes to honor roll? If he was just going to get some sort of recognition for attending school at the graduation ceremony, maybe a lot of his curriculum consisted of pass/fail and E for Effort! classes.

This boy has spent years pulling out and flashing his class ring, pulling out his yearbooks, old class T-shirts, so where is his "diploma?" Why has he not flashed that official document a zillion times over the last decade? Did he rip it to shreds while crying after they handed it to him?
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It is curious that he never did anything to prove the status considering how he made it an integral part of his identity. He went through more trouble for less so why didn't he ever post a transcript? What I think that says and the MHS leaks show is that Chris knows at some level that the "honor roll" thing is crap. He keeps it up because the lie reinforces his belief that he was a normal student rather than a barely functioning autistic wreck.
 
knux said:
This is how I feel. Why wouldn't he just come out with the proof to silence every critic?
I think it's because he was told he was on Honor Roll or was led to believe it. He doesn't actually know for sure.

When pressed on the issue, he claimed his report cards were out of his reach?
Since he isn't 100% certain, such report cards may prove him wrong. Rather than risk that, he'll just say he doesn't know where they are etc...
Then he can continue claiming it as long as he likes.
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I was going to ask if he even kept them (I mean, did you?), but then, we are talking about the Chandler family. They keep EVERYTHING. Just the fact that he still had all those old school essays should prove it.
 
Mrs Paul said:
I was going to ask if he even kept them (I mean, did you?), but then, we are talking about the Chandler family. They keep EVERYTHING. Just the fact that he still had all those old school essays should prove it.
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A few years back, I wrote a strongly worded letter of complaint to McDonald's corporate after an incident at one of their restaurants. A few weeks later, I received a non-descript, mundane reply on corporate letterhead along with three "McDollars." A hoarder friend was visiting, picked it up out of the mail pile and after reading it, advised me, in all seriousness, to " make sure to file it away for my records."

When people bring up the degree to which the Chandlers have saved documents, I always think of that experience and imagine Bob sitting hunched over a typewriter (much like Abe Simpson) churning out letters to various businesses. He receives his latest reply from Burger King about his demand to have a sandwich named after Matlock, and when he reads a select line of their latest attempt to dismiss him, he shouts "Aha!" and turns to a massive filing cabinet to retrieve a letter they sent five years, three months and seven days ago to use as evidence that he has finally "tripped them up and caught them."
 
LordCustos3 said:
Filthy casuals.
My GPA is sooooooo huge it extends beyond the boundaries of your human numbers.
To look upon my GPA in its full glory would turn your hair white and change your religious belief structure.
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I don't even know what GPA is, but it better taste good!
 
LordCustos3 said:
Filthy casuals.
My GPA is sooooooo huge it extends beyond the boundaries of your human numbers.
To look upon my GPA in its full glory would turn your hair white and change your religious belief structure.
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Oh yeah?

My GPA was simply "Hulk Hogan.0"
 
Francis York Morgan said:
It is curious that he never did anything to prove the status considering how he made it an integral part of his identity. He went through more trouble for less so why didn't he ever post a transcript? What I think that says and the MHS leaks show is that Chris knows at some level that the "honor roll" thing is crap. He keeps it up because the lie reinforces his belief that he was a normal student rather than a barely functioning autistic wreck.
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An analysis worthy of an FBI Special Agent, Zach.
 
I like how he thinks being on honor roll in high school is worth a lot to us as if it can get you a job or having a boyfriend-free girl.

(Although whether him being on honor roll or not still remains a mystery to all of us :ween: )
 
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