FBI brass ‘stunned’ and ‘shell shocked’ over Trump reelection - “I have friends still at the Bureau telling me that no less than 50 Senior Executives (SES) are scrambling to retire ASAP,” he said.

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The brass on the seventh floor at FBI headquarters in Washington are walking around in a daze and wary of a housecleaning since President-elect Donald Trump won his reelection on Tuesday, according to inside sources.

The Washington Times learned through several anonymous bureau sources that senior executives who run the agency were “stunned” and “shellshocked” by Mr. Trump’s victory over Vice President Kamala Harris.

“You know the fit test? How they let the standards slack on the fit test?” the first FBI source said, referring to the agency’s physical fitness requirements. “Everyone’s going to have a real problem when they’re running for the door.”






FBI Director Christopher Wray and Deputy Director Paul Abbate have little chance of remaining at the bureau by the time Mr. Trump is sworn into office, sources say.

FBI employees also recall when Mr. Trump fired former FBI Director James Comey in 2017, five months after the president was sworn in.

“It’s a countdown for Wray because [people here] don’t think he will stay to get fired after what Trump did to Comey,” the first source said. “Trump will say, ’Yeah, fire his ass. Don’t let him take the plane home,’” a reference to Mr. Comey finding out about his termination while flying to California on the bureau’s airplane.

Mr. Trump appointed Mr. Wray as FBI director in 2017 after firing Mr. Comey. The director’s term is for 10 years, but serving a full term depends on gaining the confidence of the president.

Others on the 7th floor of the FBI are so concerned about their own jobs that they are likely to flood the Washington, D.C., private security job market, sources say.

According to most of the sources, no one in the FBI at a GS-14 level or higher is safe from losing their job after Mr. Trump is sworn in, and they fully expect the president-elect to “smash the place to pieces when he gets in,” and that it will be a “bloodbath.”

Former FBI whistleblower George Hill told The Washington Times that people in the agency say the current state of the FBI is “frazzled.”

“I have friends still at the Bureau telling me that no less than 50 Senior Executives (SES) are scrambling to retire ASAP,” he said.

The Washington Times reached out to the FBI for comment.

The FBI and Mr. Trump have a tense history, dating back to the 2016 presidential campaign. Under Mr. Comey, the agency launched its “Crossfire Hurricane” investigation of the Trump campaign’s alleged links to Russia in July 2016.

Mr. Trump’s firing of Mr. Comey in 2017 raised suspicions in the Justice Department that the president was obstructing justice, leading to special counsel Robert Mueller’s long-running and costly probe, which eventually found no evidence that Trump campaign officials conspired with or were connected to Moscow.

A subsequent government watchdog investigation found that FBI officials made numerous errors or omissions in secret warrant applications for surveillance of a Trump campaign aide.

More recently, The Washington Times exclusively reported about an FBI whistleblower’s protected disclosure to Congress that alleged Mr. Comey launched an off-the-books undercover criminal investigation against Mr. Trump after he began his first campaign in June 2015. The operation was not predicated on any particular case nor had any connection to Russia.

Mr. Trump also clashed with FBI Deputy Director Andrew McCabe, who was fired in 2018 hours before his retirement. Mr. McCabe went on to become a cable news analyst who was highly critical of Mr. Trump.

In August 2022, the FBI executed a search warrant at Mr. Trump’s Mar-a-Lago resort home in Florida and seized documents, leading to criminal charges against him of mishandling classified materials. That prosecution is now in jeopardy due to Mr. Trump’s reelection.

Many at the FBI remembered when Chief of Border Patrol Mark Morgan, a longtime FBI official, resigned six months into 2017 after Mr. Trump was sworn in. Mr. Trump later hired him to head up Immigration Customs and Enforcement.

Additionally, many on the 7th floor of the FBI are concerned about billionaire tech executive Elon Musk, owner of X and Tesla, being brought into the Trump administration as head of a government efficiency commission.

“When he tries to do efficiency at headquarters, the place is going to have five people … if he’s talking about a lot of dead weight,” a second FBI source said.

“Try to find a person that’s actually working,” the source said. “That may be the biggest problem there—that there’s no efficiency. So that’s actually the bigger threat. If you’re going to try to make the government efficient, you would start with the FBI, because if you do politics all the time, you’re probably bloated.”

FBI agents spent much of their time during the Biden administration seeking out, investigating and arresting Jan. 6 defendants, whom Mr. Trump has pledged to pardon at the beginning of his second term.

A third FBI source said some bureau personnel who are tired of the Jan. 6 investigations are amused “at the fact that Trump [likely] pardons everybody involved Jan. 6.”
 
Now you really can run them over with your car!
Called my insurance, computer says no.
Besides, after two failed assassination failures, I can imagine some of the more supersticious among them might legit think Trump is being protected by a higher power
Nah, what happens is they know tang-man is out for revenge, and they likely broke protocol trying to sink him so jail is an actual possibility.
 
Oh, gee, these Fed fucks couldn't possibly be worried like this because they've literally spent years illegally investigating President Trump and using lawfare against him to try to keep him out of office, could they? It couldn't possibly be because the FBI brass is corrupt as fuck and have been acting like the personal gestapo for the DNC, could it? Could that may be why they're sweating bullets now that Trump is back?
 
...Is this real?
Yeah, it is
And all it took to expose the glowniggers was this one cheeky feline that was seen in their "meme folder". Yes, Wikileaks exposed the fed meme folder, and it was all the cringiest shit you could think of.
Sassy_Cat.png
I don't have the screenshots at the moment but they should be available somewhere. It should be noted that /mlpol/ board was a heavy target for the glowies as well, gee I wonder why!
Edit: Found them, kek
CIA Meme Folder.pngwikileaks cia pony.png
 
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They are mass-deleting incriminating conversations and evidence as we speak.
Deletion of records pertinent to an investigation should legally constitute a confession and result in summary conviction of any charges related to the missing records.

It's not the 1500s any more, and sometimes the presumption of innocence is outdated and archaic. Like those teenage criminals livestreaming themselves on TikTok committing car-jackings and robberies. Why even have a trial? The livestream should constitute a confession and result in summary conviction.

Same thing here. You could argue that this could lead to charges of murder being summarily sentenced when the records deleted just pertained to embezzlement but as the famous glownigger idiom goes, if you have nothing to hide you have nothing to fear. After all, it's very easy to avoid getting sent to prison for livestreaming yourself stealing a car at gunpoint, and the same is true for deleting important records pertaining to an investigation; the vast majority of people who have ever lived and ever will live manage to avoid doing these things every moment of their lives.
 
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If nothing else, being STUNNED and SHELL-SHOCKED over an election result that everyone else was saying was a toss-up (and they should have known better, being glowies and all) proves they aren't qualified.
They thought the machine was there to tip the scales for Harris.
JFK must have thought he was tough shit too, and look where that got him
As much as people like to meme him right now, Trump is no JFK either. Diversity hires within the fed might be panicking right now, but Trump is still going to be kept on a tight leash by the oldguard. They even have a good excuse to off him, they can pull the "registered republican who got tired of trump and bought a gun" excuse since it's normalized in people's minds now.
Our country is a lot less unified than it was in JFK's times, and a killed Trump would be about the worst thing possible to the Deep State.
 
Deletion of records pertinent to an investigation should legally constitute a confession and result in summary conviction of any charges related to the missing records.

It's not the 1500s any more, and sometimes the presumption of innocence is outdated and archaic. Like those teenage criminals livestreaming themselves on TikTok committing car-jackings and robberies. Why even have a trial? The livestream should constitute a confession and result in summary conviction.

Same thing here. You could argue that this could lead to charges of murder being summarily sentenced when the records deleted just pertained to embezzlement but as the famous glownigger idiom goes, if you have nothing to hide you have nothing to fear. After all, it's very easy to avoid getting sent to prison for livestreaming yourself stealing a car at gunpoint, and the same is true for deleting important records pertaining to an investigation; the vast majority of people who have ever lived and ever will live manage to avoid doing these things every moment of their lives.
Yeah deliberate destruction and deletion of evidence should be considered a guilty plea. Ultimately it's a win-win, as if the criminal deleted it because of something less illegal then not deleting evidence would prove his innocence in the greater crime so the punishment is lesser, and if the criminal deleted evidence due to a greater crime then he can just take the hit
 
Oh, gee, these Fed fucks couldn't possibly be worried like this because they've literally spent years illegally investigating President Trump and using lawfare against him to try to keep him out of office, could they? It couldn't possibly be because the FBI brass is corrupt as fuck and have been acting like the personal gestapo for the DNC, could it? Could that may be why they're sweating bullets now that Trump is back?

Alternate crackpot theory: they had something to do with the death of a politician over half a century ago and they don't want that man's son to go poking around and finding anything.
 
There's been alot of physical fitness lowering stories over the years. Multiple branches of the military, special forces & secret service come to mind. FBI I can't remember, before my time.

I was well aware of several hard-to-replace MOS guys in the army who's commander played shell games with thier PT results for literal years to keep them from being medicaled out for not meeting PT minimums.
 
Alternate crackpot theory: they had something to do with the death of a politician over half a century ago and they don't want that man's son to go poking around and finding anything.

I think both Jack and Bobby Kennedy were iced by the CIA. JFK looked like an idiot for having to back the CIA during the Bay of Pigs debacle and was starting to look for ways to dismantle the agency. After JFK was assassinated and Bobby started making overtures about running for PotUS he likely wanted to carry on with Jack's plan to end the CIA, because surely with how close they were they had discussed it together, so the CIA assassinated Bobby Kennedy as well. I don't think the FBI planned any of it, but it could be they helped carry the assassinations out.
 
...Is this real?
Yeah, it turned out that FBI (this could be wrong, and it may have been another agency) agents were posting on the now-dead ponychan by tracking down unique images found in FBI file dumps and searching them on the Web. Since ponychan was a tripfag infested hugbox, they were able to associate a cat image from one of these file dumps that was posted on ponychan with a tripfag who posted often on ponychan's /rp/ board.
I was most morally outraged that the only image board that feds were using for its intended purpose instead of monitoring for extremism turned out to be the most redditified, hugbox that actively shunned anonymous posting. Ponychan ended up shutting down last year, but by that point had ended up doing somewhat of a rebrand to pchan because most of the users ended up going full furfag. It's a wonder it survived so long, there was a brief time in 2011 before /mlp/ was a thing where an MLP focused imageboard could have succeeded due to global rule 15, but ponychan was a departure from even the imageboard culture of 2011.
Their use of ponychan speaks volumes about US glowies to a degree that even a good portion of farmers don't even realize.
 
I would like to send my warm congratulations to the junior feds who are tasked with monitoring a bunch of Internet autists here at KiwiFarms. The policy makers who put you to this task may soon be gone and a clearance of space at the top may finally enhance your career prospects. I wish you all the success in the future combatting the American people's actual enemies instead of us.

You can't put your hand on your heart and tell me you love the leadership of your org, can you?
 
Alternate crackpot theory: they had something to do with the death of a politician over half a century ago and they don't want that man's son to go poking around and finding anything.

Bill Clinton basically purged the FBI and replaced it's rank and file with liberal hacks who's loyalty is solely to the DNC. The bulk of which kept their heads down under Bush II because they knew a Clinton restoration was just around the corner and who's vendetta against Trump was largely fueled by their anger that Trump stopped said restoration from happening.
 
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