Cheryl Trig Merkowski, a self-described beautiful, paedophilic 25-year-old woman, smoker and owner of three fourths of a lung. Though she makes a point to introduce herself as such, it seems clear that she is much older than she lets on. Cheryl speaks obsessively about her prolapsed vagina, feces, urine, abortions, semen, African Americans, her prized Cadillac Cimarron and the children at the daycare centre that she runs. She has a croaky and aged voice, the results of excessive tobacco smoking and lung cancer. She also tans obsessively to the point that her skin has become very leathery. She worked under Oprah Winfrey (with whom she has a bizarre, masochistic relationship) and was caught up in a global conspiracy of celebrities pooping their panties. She has many famous 'sisters', including psychic Sylvia Browne, former governor Jan Brewer and controversial celebrity chef Paula Deen. Originally only appearing on the show sporadically she has grown to become a full-fledged co-host. In February 2014, her music video "Walls Fall Out", a song about vaginal and anal prolapse, went viral.
