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Proper Pangolin said:
Imagine the salt when @Null uses Phil's oddly misshapen head for the face on his gold coin. You should have attached money to the apology letter after the Escort Saga.
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On the contrary. DSP should say thanks to him and the farms. The combined autism of kiwis ended the whole blackmailing. If the eagles dont contact the farms, they could have fuck with DSP longer and harder.

Cause lets just recap what DSP did during all this:
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Thats right. He did absolutely nothing.
 
I wonder if this is Phil saying all this or if it's his depression? He said before that his depression make him do stuff that he knows "is going to cause trouble". Telling everyone that the trolls ruined his life isn't going to help him, the depression is coming out! Phil's dark side is taking over again! We need to call a meeting on the secret discord to find a way to ensure he doesn't do something drastic!

Real talk; do you think Phil uses his computer or his phone to browse his threads? I like to imagine him facing away from Kat in bed while furiously scrolling.
 
Trappin in the Trap said:
I wonder if this is Phil saying all this or if it's his depression? He said before that his depression make him do stuff that he knows "is going to cause trouble". Telling everyone that the trolls ruined his life isn't going to help him, the depression is coming out! Phil's dark side is taking over again! We need to call a meeting on the secret discord to find a way to ensure he doesn't do something drastic!

Real talk; do you think Phil uses his computer or his phone to browse his threads? I like to imagine him facing away from Kat in bed while furiously scrolling.
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I doubt he even has depression, pretty sure that was a fabrication to get more pitybux.

Also he strikes me as a phonefag. Some late night gin, champions pulls, and the to top the night off with a stroll through the farms.
 
Oh really Philburt, the horrible Kiwis are responsible for anything that happens as a result of what they say even if they don't condone anyone doing anything? That's quite a take for a man with as colored (no pun intended) a history of tasteless jokes and instances of flying off the handle as you. I mean, you never SAID anyone should go do anything to Neil Druckmann, but you did spend the entire TLOU2 playthrough going on endlessly about how he was a moron and definitely the worst thing ever; that seems very irresponsible for you to encourage the group harassment of an individual like that. Very, very, veeerrrry hypocritical.

Trappin in the Trap said:
Real talk; do you think Phil uses his computer or his phone to browse his threads? I like to imagine him facing away from Kat in bed while furiously scrolling.
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I have to imagine phone, I'm sure he's way too lazy to sit up to use the computer. As for him reading KF at night, some part of me refuses to even be convinced that the two of them actually sleep in the same bed. All the rest of the parts of me just refuse to imagine any of the details.

AcidityLiquidity said:
I doubt he even has depression, pretty sure that was a fabrication to get more pitybux.
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Well if not he fucking should. He's Phil Burnell.
 
KKKrèmebrûlée said:
Don't see any reason why she isn't like a hooker.
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KKKrèmebrûlée said:
Because I said you play semantics like Phil does?
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That's a strong projection here, boy.

KKKrèmebrûlée said:
So I made a similar comparison.
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So if your father paid for your mother expanses before they were married is she a hooker too?

AcidityLiquidity said:
I doubt he even has depression, pretty sure that was a fabrication to get more pitybux.
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Imagine being gouty overweight middle-aged man with a ton of debt, forced to play modern games each day even though you suck at them, beg people on the internet for money for the rest of your days and flushing thousands of dollars on some mobile shitty game as the only light in your life. That alone sounds so depressing, that I don't think he is pretending.
 
AcidityLiquidity said:
I doubt he even has depression, pretty sure that was a fabrication to get more pitybux.

Also he strikes me as a phonefag. Some late night gin, champions pulls, and the to top the night off with a stroll through the farms.
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oh most definitely, its the hot new thing to go around saying how you have depression but dont get seek any help via medication and therapy. but dont say that in normal forums cause youll be scrutinized, what a load...

Xenomorph said:
:story: Blames KF for pozloading my neghole when that is what we dont do and shun those who come here trying to get stickers for touching it.
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the cardboard dick cutout was good though. the only poo touchin ill allow.
 
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JuanButNotForgotten said:
That's a strong projection here, boy.


So if your father paid for your mother expanses before they were married is she a hooker too?


Imagine being gouty overweight middle-aged man with a ton of debt, forced to play modern games each day even though you suck at them, beg people on the internet for money for the rest of your days and flushing thousands of dollars on some mobile shitty game as the only light in your life. That alone sounds so depressing, that I don't think he is pretending.
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Why do you keep acting like Phil and Kat are normal, well-adjusted people? It's clear you're aware of how weird they are. Phil equates money with happiness, Kat's a neurotic, potato loving possible-autist. It's not like Kat wasn't cheating on Jeff of the Subaru with Phil, and it's not like Phil wasn't lying about being single and whining about having to do laundry. And their marriage was with 4 people in his parents house.

You believe 100% that Phil is addicted to gacha but people saying Kat is basically an escort is crossing the line? Why?
 
Trappin in the Trap said:
Why do you keep acting like Phil and Kat a normal, well-adjusted people?
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No, that's why I think she is there out of her own volition. Her motives may be whatever - maybe she is stupid, maybe she wants his money (i.e. even more stupid), but acts genuine, but Phil paying her just to pretend to be his wife? Come on. He was mad at Leanna for having that panic attack, cause he had to pay for it.

Trappin in the Trap said:
It's clear you're aware of how weird they are.
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And how does that contradicts my post? If Khet was well-adjusted and not socially awkward woman, I would understand your suspicion. "Damn, why is she with him?" But they are both sad damaged people and sad damaged people usually marry among each other. Or die alone.

Trappin in the Trap said:
You believe 100% that Phil is addicted
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Well, because it's been proven beyond any reasonable doubt. Mystery woman's story was full of holes from the get go, but people wanted to hear about Phil getting rammed in the ass. If you don't believe me, then go and read the locked thread.

Trappin in the Trap said:
but people saying Kat is basically an escort is crossing the line?
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Well, yes, because that's not what happened, but instead of admitting that for almost a month we were eating absolute bullshit, people push the blame on DSP, who "made it look too plausible". Same mental gymnastics that he uses, when he loses to someone, "I've lost, but my opponent sucks".
 
JuanButNotForgotten said:
And how does that contradicts my post? If Khet was well-adjusted and not socially awkward woman, I would understand your suspicion. "Damn, why is she with him?" But they are both sad damaged people and sad damaged people usually marry among each other. Or die alone.
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Kat was dating somebody before Phil, Phil convinced her to cheat on him. She wasn't alone, she chose Phil, who was likely balling out on her. People aren't saying that Kat is currently in a business transaction with Phil to stay married. It's more like their relationship was built on lying and money.
JuanButNotForgotten said:
Well, yes, because that's not what happened, but instead of admitting that for almost a month we were eating absolute bullshit, people push the blame on DSP, who "made it look too plausible". Same mental gymnastics that he uses, when he loses to someone, "I've lost, but my opponent sucks".
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So your point is that people don't admit that the escort story was bullshit (which they do, all the time). The reality still is that at the time of the escort stuff, Phil was paying for a mysterious redhead woman to come see him. Which is a beautiful coincidence. You ever think that people just like exaggerating for the sake of comedy?

The fact that DSP can only bring up the escort thing as the one time KF was wrong despite KF also debunking the escort thing shows makes it even funnier. He's mentions it more than anyone on KF, probably because he knows how easy the comparison to Kat can be made.
 
PieceofShet said:
On the contrary. DSP should say thanks to him and the farms. The combined autism of kiwis ended the whole blackmailing. If the eagles dont contact the farms, they could have fuck with DSP longer and harder.

Cause lets just recap what DSP did during all this:
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Thats right. He did absolutely nothing.
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He's probably already retconned the narrative to say "Yeah, dood. That was all me. I was the one who exposed those blackmailing catfishers *snort*."
 
thismanlies said:
He's probably already retconned the narrative to say "Yeah, dood. That was all me. I was the one who exposed those blackmailing catfishers *snort*."
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He actually was immediately saying this because after the Bronsgeests posted a picture of the horse-cock strap-on and the internet exploded with laughter it got big enough that a friend of the girl whose pictures the Bronsgeests were using for their 'Slut Kimberly' catfish account saw the story on Reddit and contacted Phil directly. Then the girl whose pictures were stolen posted a statement saying 'Yes, those are stolen pictures of me years ago. Here are recent photos of me. Don't talk to me or my son ever again.'

Phil then took credit for cracking the case. What did Phil do exactly? Absolutely nothing.
 
gaarashatan said:
oh most definitely, its the hot new thing to go around saying how you have depression but dont get seek any help via medication and therapy. but dont say that in normal forums cause youll be scrutinized, what a load...
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I wanna say some dumb bitch named Vade who had a huge following on tumblr made the same claims, and then got immediately shut down when they came to KF to try and attack the refugees who had come to seek sanctuary on the farms.

Last I recall their entire following was destroyed as a result of their actions and they were left begging for single digit numbers of likes, all because their shit got exposed simply because the attack dogs couldn't overcome the collective autism of the farms. It was a sight to see.
 
The only reason the escort saga keeps coming up is it's the one time this site was (somewhat) wrong. Phil denied or gave 10 different stories about the bankruptcy, the foreclosure, having a cat, WWE Champions, and on and on. Every one of those things turned out to be true and Phil got caught lying. Of all of those, WWE Champions is the one that bothers him because its his one enjoyment in life and he is truly pissed that people in his factions get doxxed and "detractors" continually remind his paypigs that their money is going to Scopely. The end.
 
I am not even mad about the things he said. I laugh at the fact that he confirms that we go under his skin, after all the time he denied it.

It's also nice to see that DSP has found new buzzwords that he can throw around. The Twitter crowd stays in line to suck his dick.
 
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