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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 168 22.0%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.1%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%

  • Total voters
    763
Earlier, I wrote a very nice TTS to Bashir talking to him about faith and God and MINTS REFUNDED IT IN FAVOR OF SPAM OF SHIT THROWING COMPETITION.

This is also God's will in an odd way.

Which meants it's ALSO God's will for me to say, FUCK YOU MINTS.

I PITY SUCH A CREATURE AS THEE.
I PITY YOU FOR NOT KNOWING WHEN YOU ARE GIVEN MERCY OR FORGIVENESS BY OTHERS.
I PITY YOU FOR NOT SEEING THE SOLUTIONS TO YOUR PROBLEMS RIGHT IN FRONT OF YOUR FAT FACE.
I PITY YOUR NEED TO SEND THOUSANDS OF MEEK, COWARDLY MESSAGES TO PEOPLE TO MAKE YOURSELF FEEL SOMETHING, FOR YOU ARE NOTHING.
YOUR ONLY PRODUCT OF SUBSTANCE IS THE FAT GOO IN YOUR LOWER HALF.
YOU HAVE NO HEART, YOU HAVE LOST YOUR SOUL TO THE BEAST.
YOU ARE SCARCELY A MAN, YET WORSE THAN THAT, YOU SEEK NOT TO BECOME ONE. YOU NEVER IMPROVE.
I FORGIVE YOU FOR BEING YOUR RETARDED SELF, BUT KNOW I PITY THEE.
I PITY THEE

I PRAY THAT NONE HERE EVER BE AS FAGGY AS MINTS.

FUCK YOU, MINTS!!!
You can DM him now for free.
Just fucking call it first to 16. Either the Twins win every challenge or Drake wins one more. Otherwise it is going to be called rigged if they wait for the Twins to get ahead and call it. Everyone is getting tired.
For people who haven't noticed, production is doing the "pretending to be retarded" thing by transitioning into a bit by being more and more outrageous.
 
Earlier, I wrote a very nice TTS to Bashir talking to him about faith and God and MINTS REFUNDED IT IN FAVOR OF SPAM OF SHIT THROWING COMPETITION.

This is also God's will in an odd way.

Which meants it's ALSO God's will for me to say, FUCK YOU MINTS.

I PITY SUCH A CREATURE AS THEE.
I PITY YOU FOR NOT KNOWING WHEN YOU ARE GIVEN MERCY OR FORGIVENESS BY OTHERS.
I PITY YOU FOR NOT SEEING THE SOLUTIONS TO YOUR PROBLEMS RIGHT IN FRONT OF YOUR FAT FACE.
I PITY YOUR NEED TO SEND THOUSANDS OF MEEK, COWARDLY MESSAGES TO PEOPLE TO MAKE YOURSELF FEEL SOMETHING, FOR YOU ARE NOTHING.
YOUR ONLY PRODUCT OF SUBSTANCE IS THE FAT GOO IN YOUR LOWER HALF.
YOU HAVE NO HEART, YOU HAVE LOST YOUR SOUL TO THE BEAST.
YOU ARE SCARCELY A MAN, YET WORSE THAN THAT, YOU SEEK NOT TO BECOME ONE. YOU NEVER IMPROVE.
I FORGIVE YOU FOR BEING YOUR RETARDED SELF, BUT KNOW I PITY THEE.
I PITY THEE

I PRAY THAT NONE HERE EVER BE AS FAGGY AS MINTS.

FUCK YOU, MINTS!!!
I see Bashir basking in the sun on his phone. Is he in your dms?
 
jet thinking the twins could "do better" and therefore don't deserve the win is such bullshit.
if james drake won a physical challenge but they gave it to the twins because he wasn't going "hard enough" i would be saying the same thing.
better is better.
 
Bashir reading Meiwaku's DM as we speak
bashirphone.jpg
 
Earlier, I wrote a very nice TTS to Bashir talking to him about faith and God and MINTS REFUNDED IT IN FAVOR OF SPAM OF SHIT THROWING COMPETITION.

This is also God's will in an odd way.

Which meants it's ALSO God's will for me to say, FUCK YOU MINTS.

I PITY SUCH A CREATURE AS THEE.
I PITY YOU FOR NOT KNOWING WHEN YOU ARE GIVEN MERCY OR FORGIVENESS BY OTHERS.
I PITY YOU FOR NOT SEEING THE SOLUTIONS TO YOUR PROBLEMS RIGHT IN FRONT OF YOUR FAT FACE.
I PITY YOUR NEED TO SEND THOUSANDS OF MEEK, COWARDLY MESSAGES TO PEOPLE TO MAKE YOURSELF FEEL SOMETHING, FOR YOU ARE NOTHING.
YOUR ONLY PRODUCT OF SUBSTANCE IS THE FAT GOO IN YOUR LOWER HALF.
YOU HAVE NO HEART, YOU HAVE LOST YOUR SOUL TO THE BEAST.
YOU ARE SCARCELY A MAN, YET WORSE THAN THAT, YOU SEEK NOT TO BECOME ONE. YOU NEVER IMPROVE.
I FORGIVE YOU FOR BEING YOUR RETARDED SELF, BUT KNOW I PITY THEE.
I PITY THEE

I PRAY THAT NONE HERE EVER BE AS FAGGY AS MINTS.

FUCK YOU, MINTS!!!
rare mints W
 
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