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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%
  • Total voters
    764
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>woman "betrays" your favorite faggot fish
>spend hundreds of dollars seething and sending TTS mocking her traumatic experience in a school shooting
>get trolls remorse and turn into one of her simps
>is a groyper

Why are all Bashtardsubhumans like this?
Should they just kill themselves at this point? The correct answer is yes.
 
Chuck Shiesty said:
I'll do Fish too I guess:
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Weird way to rank them. Pretty accurate in terms of highlights, but for watching a full 30 days of this shit people like JD and Vicky are important in terms of keeping stuff entertaining. Midge would be the worst in that regard. Bezo and Charity had more potential
 
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>woman "betrays" your favorite faggot fish
>spend hundreds of dollars seething and sending TTS mocking her traumatic experience in a school shooting
>get trolls remorse and turn into one of her simps
>is a groyper

Why are all Bashtardsubhumans like this?
Should they just kill themselves at this point? The correct answer is yes.
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It's not worth reading twitter, just made the same mistake a few moments ago and it's full of parasocial freaks of all ends.
You'll just get MATI.

Another funny thing I've seen is the groypers shitting on Drake for winning, claiming the autists should have won instead. IMO this just further proves that half the people watching this stuff are self-inserting.
 
Hypercop said:
Weird way to rank them. Pretty accurate in terms of highlights, but for watching a full 30 days of this shit people like JD and Vicky are important in terms of keeping stuff entertaining. Midge would be the worst in that regard. Bezo and Charity had more potential
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Charity had zero potential, Season 3/FH2 was proof it just doesn't work. Jet even admitted they were retarded bringing her on in the post-credit drinking session. Bezo I agree with.

I get the point on JD and Vicky, it doesn't really make them good though. All the points I gave them were for what you described here, they offered nothing else and Vicky was a bad copy of a Season 1 fish (sloppy, fat drunk/druggo who crashes out constantly).
 
Its wild that bingobongo was the last minute addition not Charity. I thought for sure they just called her in from a casting website in a desperation move after they booted the Indian.
 
Halloween23 said:
Its wild that bingobongo was the last minute addition not Charity. I thought for sure they just called her in from a casting website in a desperation move after they booted the Indian.
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They seem to get lucky alot. Every season there's something that happens due to a fluke or accident that turns out to make the season overall much better. S1 camping challenge, Simmons arc, Simon replacing him. All some of my favorite moments. S2 had Summer going batshit insane and us getting swamp magic. I'm sure there are many more
 
I know a lot of people hated it but I think enSlave can potentially be saved if they open source it and allow viewers to submit vibecoded tasks within certain criteria of difficulty/time. The fish waking up to a mini game of themselves based on something that happened the day prior would be cool. Like a higher effort, interactive fanart.
 
joker jimmy said:
Mints lore from confessional: Mints wrote all of the “gay shit that shows up in the text box” before you type and also most of the global missions. He was a moderator on some other project and got switched over to Fishtank once it started. He started his transition in 2023 and has been on testosterone for three years. He tried taking the Ozempic pill but gained weight because he thought “I can just let the pills do it”. He’s now on the shot lol.
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clip? need to see this tranny say this lmao
 
Landon walks in on a Burting off session while the goo song plays.
 
Here's the finished version of the clip compilation/time lapse (it's 5 minutes of clips and then a bunch of pictures).

I've also attached most of the images I used.

I generally think this was a pretty good season. After the ending of season 4 I thought that if they even did another one, it would be a make or break thing, which Jet also recently said in the basement chat. With how season 4 ended I was more leaning towards break. With them renting the house I felt that for season 5 they might just aim for maximum profit to milk this thing one last time and then move onto something else. So I'm happy that that wasn't the case and instead they actually pulled off a complete season with not too many issues, at least in my opinion. It wasn't perfect and like most I disliked the last challenge. I think that Drake winning is fine, we've seen that he's a sore loser and at the same time was prepared to do everything (except say "nigger") to win. Since the twins already had a decent amount of winnings, together with the second prize I think it's a decent solution. Drake gets his win and the Twins also get something, but wrestling was just a really fucking dumb idea. Despite that, the rest of the season had a lot of entertaining moments. It might not get close to Alex's wife being brought on but I think it was mostly consistent and a good cast. As for Bam as the host, I also think that it wasn't that bad, he seemed to be having fun interacting with the contestants. At the same time I had basically no clips of him to put in the compilation, he just didn't do much beyond hang out. Depending on how much they paid him, I think it was probably not worth the money. It probably gave the show more legitimacy than having Sam as the host, and he has a lot of contacts, but all in all I think he'd be best as just a guest like in season 4. Unless they can find a good replacement for Sam I'd be okay with just Jet and Ben running the show while maybe having a few different guests on to ac as hosts. I would've liked for Sam to show up at least once, though, his absence was definitely noticeable.

Also for all the Wigger's faults I think it's worth mentioning that they do put in a decent amount of work. I definitely wouldn't want to fix and wire up a house for months, just to have to tear it all down afterwards again and in the meantime having to tard wrangle 10 people for 30 days. It is what they signed up for but it's definitely more work than a generic right-wing grift podcast.

Thanks to all the people who posted clips and recaps and all the people in Sneed Chat, it was a really cool experience and I'm looking forward to the next season or whatever thing the wiggers might come up with until then.
 

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The now fired editor, Steinful, has revealed that the wiggers purchased the Fishtank subreddit
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Insane if true, but I hate the airing of grievances shit from people who were perfectly fine with this stuff until they got fired. This dude kept missing deadlines because he was too busy putting his dick in Josie and talking about K-Pop, it's the same shit as when Don Jolly sperged on 8chan and /tv/ for years after Sam sacked him for being behind by months on MDE shit.

I believe it though, lines up with the stories about how Bezo gave control of the Fishtank discord to Jet in exchange for being allowed on.
 
Plaintiff is fat said:
I know a lot of people hated it but I think enSlave can potentially be saved if they open source it and allow viewers to submit vibecoded tasks within certain criteria of difficulty/time. The fish waking up to a mini game of themselves based on something that happened the day prior would be cool. Like a higher effort, interactive fanart.
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james drake would get "type nigger" challenge
 
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