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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 68 8.2%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 99 11.9%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 190 22.8%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 424 51.0%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 51 6.1%

  • Total voters
    832
Vicky's instagram live recordings. She's very drunk on Coors Light, asumadly on kratom, spit/drools on her chin, say's she's clinically insane, and finally ends up on the floor while still recording:



She pauses the music to play her Casio keyboard and then you can hear her in the background, sounds like she's either puking or keeping herself from doing so by snorting it down. I cut it after a bit, but she can't find her phone, say's "Where is my iphone?" and eventually ends the stream:
 
With Burt having ended his "friendship" with Frank for the foreseeable future, he finally revealed why Frank wasn't on Season 5, and it's very believable.

tl;dw Frank was expensive ($15k for 3 days on S3), hard to work with, and wouldn't follow direction so they just didn't want him around at all.
 
Vicky's instagram live recordings. She's very drunk on Coors Light, asumadly on kratom, spit/drools on her chin, say's she's clinically insane, and finally ends up on the floor while still recording:

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She pauses the music to play her Casio keyboard and then you can hear her in the background, sounds like she's either puking or keeping herself from doing so by snorting it down. I cut it after a bit, but she can't find her phone, say's "Where is my iphone?" and eventually ends the stream:
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Are there nudes of the Kratom toad yet? Or at the very least 480p youtube videos of vhs rips of whatever captain bucky o hare episode she was in?
 
Vicky's instagram live recordings. She's very drunk on Coors Light, asumadly on kratom, spit/drools on her chin, say's she's clinically insane, and finally ends up on the floor while still recording:

vickyLive.mp4

She pauses the music to play her Casio keyboard and then you can hear her in the background, sounds like she's either puking or keeping herself from doing so by snorting it down. I cut it after a bit, but she can't find her phone, say's "Where is my iphone?" and eventually ends the stream:
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I love this bitch
 
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Also, Cole did a surprise stream a few days ago
It's been awhile. Hope you guys are doing well. [stQxkeHZKZE].mp4
I like Cole. He seems to have a good live personality as well. Wish he did more streams on Kick or something. Maybe get on Drake's interview stream when he does another one of those Avenger meetups for Fishtank Contestants. I also hope he stops drinking cause even during the show it was embarrassing and he even acknowledges it.
 
Vicky's instagram live recordings. She's very drunk on Coors Light, asumadly on kratom, spit/drools on her chin, say's she's clinically insane, and finally ends up on the floor while still recording:

vickyLive.mp4

She pauses the music to play her Casio keyboard and then you can hear her in the background, sounds like she's either puking or keeping herself from doing so by snorting it down. I cut it after a bit, but she can't find her phone, say's "Where is my iphone?" and eventually ends the stream:
vickyPianoReencode.mp4
Kratom piss mogged again. *sigh*

Vicky's probably going to end up like CK if she hasn't already.
 
Frank was expensive ($15k for 3 days on S3), hard to work with, and wouldn't follow direction so they just didn't want him around at all.
Jet is a faggot.
Frank made some of the best moments in S3 happen. But I guess that is little Neptroons problem, it wasn't him, who sees himself as some kind of brilliant auteur director, who made the most entertaining stuff happen.
I am certain that is why Xavier hasn't show up either, because Neptroon thinks he has some grand vision and those stupid idiots are ruining it.
Retard should lay off the galaxy gas.

$15k is a barging for the scars and shit Frank receives while bullying fish on fishtank.
 
Jet is a faggot.
Frank made some of the best moments in S3 happen. But I guess that is little Neptroons problem, it wasn't him, who sees himself as some kind of brilliant auteur director, who made the most entertaining stuff happen.
I am certain that is why Xavier hasn't show up either, because Neptroon thinks he has some grand vision and those stupid idiots are ruining it.
Retard should lay off the galaxy gas.

$15k is a barging for the scars and shit Frank receives while bullying fish on fishtank.
15k to splash shit on people and steal women's panties. Just hire Freddy for a twelve pack and Jin for free to do that and you got 99% of Frank content covered.
 
15k to splash shit on people and steal women's panties. Just hire Freddy for a twelve pack and Jin for free to do that and you got 99% of Frank content covered.
I wouldn't do what Frank does for 15k.
Freddy would just try to be friends with everyone, then maybe chimp out randomly when sufficiently hammered, then try to be friends again.
Freddy would fail to antagonize Alex B. properly, it would just immediately turn into a fist fight.
You think Freddy could come up with the plan to make Burt fall in love with him and make Burt turn against the other fish?

I don't care about your personal Frank Hassle hate, just like I don't care if Frank is a lazy cunt.
His work on Fishtank was always pretty good.
 
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Half of Frank's gimmick is being tall and fat, and therefore imposing. I bet Drake would cost less, and he hd no problem throwing down with the messy shit either. Also he won't do the weird sexual shit.
 
Half of Frank's gimmick is being tall and fat, and therefore imposing. I bet Drake would cost less, and he hd no problem throwing down with the messy shit either. Also he won't do the weird sexual shit.
I doubt Drake could be mean to the twins for an extended period of time.

Also Frank gets shit thrown at him, hit with objects, stabbed and Signal even grabbed a knife (he did get disarmed by production in time).
 
I wouldn't do what Frank does for 15k.
Freddy would just try to be friends with everyone, then maybe chimp out randomly when sufficiently hammered, then try to be friends again.
Freddy would fail to antagonize Alex B. properly, it would just immediately turn into a fist fight.
You think Freddy could come up with the plan to make Burt fall in love with him and make Burt turn against the other fish?

I don't care about your personal Frank Hassle hate, just like I don't care if Frank is a lazy cunt.
His work in Fishtank was always pretty good.
I don't hate Frank Hassle and I never disliked his attitude until S5 when all he did was whine like a baby in FT chat all season while acting like he was above it all on Twitter. He decided that his best course of action for being stiffed on S5 was to spill his guts about everything he knew about his so called "friend" Burt like a scorned ex lover and air out all his dirty laundry on a stream while Burt cried. His bullshit during S5 and post season makes me hope that he is never brought back for Fishtank ever.

I think we all know from S3 that the plan to make Burt fall in love with you and turn against everyone else is to just look at him for 3 seconds and be male.
 
I doubt Drake could be mean to the twins for an extended period of time.

Also Frank gets shit thrown at him, hit with objects, stabbed and Signal even grabbed a knife (he did get disarmed by production in time).
You don't have to me mean to be imposing. And Frank didn't even bother being mean to Josie, he only attacks people that he knows are weaker or less likeable to the cast and audience than he is. He's not worth the price tag imo, it's not like anyone else is paying him that.
 
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