FIVE STAR DAYS with Ethan Gunt - The true and honest kiwi-comic.

[Large Rodent]

Unironically such a great artist, your work is downright inspiring.

 

[FiveStarAce]

Nool could have told me before that using a burner email was a bad idea.

So, so celebrate my kiwi rebirth (until the kraut police will kick my doors in and flashbang my guinnea pigs), let us recap the cut-short KC arc:



Apologies for reposting older stuff, but i thought i'd give new kiwis an entry point.

 

[sniggered]

welcome back fren

 

[Bloodfeast Island Man]

Glad the thread isn't dead.

 

[Drunkensailor]

you have been missed, five bean days bitch

 

[DeutschfagAufAbwegen]

Nool could have told me before that using a burner email was a bad idea.

He told us, but we were unwilling to listen to his words, because he spoke the truth, now we had to suffer for it.

Top notch artwork as always. I think your artstyle captures the essence of nightmareish guntian existance

 

[Pit Viper Salesman]

NEW PAGE HAS BEEN RELEASED! Thank you @FiveStarAce

 

[FiveStarAce]

Forgot the one before that one. Too bad rome was a Bust. Won't be doing arcs anymore since the KC thing Fell completely flat. Also, there might be music coming.

 

[FiveStarAce]

 

[FiveStarAce]

Won't be renewing the Website and there probably won't be new comics coming.

Ralph isn't a cartoonishly retarded slob anymore, but a half-dead junky who lets his retarded horse wife hurt his one year old daughter.

 

[Nonconsentual Pronouns]

Won't be renewing the Website and there probably won't be new comics coming.

Ralph isn't a cartoonishly retarded slob anymore, but a half-dead junky who lets his retarded horse wife hurt his one year old daughter.

That sucks, but I have to agree with you and everyone else who's been saying the same thing. It's just not funny anymore when the show starts to not only include, but heavily feature child abuse, and those bruises on Rozy is a hell of an escalation. The only way I can think of even touching on trying to make it funny would be to depict Ralph advancing on Rozy and getting tasered, dogpiled, punted into the sun, etc before he can touch her. But that's going into the territory of coping by fantasizing that it never happened to her when we all saw for ourselves that it did.

Godspeed and I hope you'll channel your talent into depicting other cows.

 

[TitchBitties]

Won't be renewing the Website and there probably won't be new comics coming.

Ralph isn't a cartoonishly retarded slob anymore, but a half-dead junky who lets his retarded horse wife hurt his one year old daughter.

Semper Fi. I don't blame you one bit, you're an incredible artist though and I hope I get to see more of your work

 

[ChromaQuack]

Won't be renewing the Website and there probably won't be new comics coming.

Ralph isn't a cartoonishly retarded slob anymore, but a half-dead junky who lets his retarded horse wife hurt his one year old daughter.

It really does suck that Ethan is more dead than alive at this point, and will likely be full on dead the moment he skips on his benzos for a period longer than 72 hours; I do hope you either branch out to other cows or decide to create a place (that isn't social media) to host your future art, whatever it may be.

And if you branch out to other cows, well, all I want for easter is rekieta with a balldo pope hat, crashing a mustang into a pile of snow, with 5 leathery hags in the backseat.

 

[There Is Light At The End]

Won't be renewing the Website and there probably won't be new comics coming.

Ralph isn't a cartoonishly retarded slob anymore, but a half-dead junky who lets his retarded horse wife hurt his one year old daughter.

But you can do about kino casino, if you want. Or anyone. You, clearly have skills to do it

 

[SargonF00t]

Won't be renewing the Website and there probably won't be new comics coming.

Ralph isn't a cartoonishly retarded slob anymore, but a half-dead junky who lets his retarded horse wife hurt his one year old daughter.

Please don't be lost to us.

Focus on a different retard.

 

[Burd Turglar]

Won't be renewing the Website and there probably won't be new comics coming.

Ralph isn't a cartoonishly retarded slob anymore, but a half-dead junky who lets his retarded horse wife hurt his one year old daughter.

Oh come on man, you could draw him sleeping on camera with his head tilted to the left, you could draw him passed out with his head tilted down, hell, you could even draw him passed out with his head tilted back while his baby screams in the background.

The possibilities are endless!

 

[FiveStarAce]

 

[FiveStarAce]

 

[FiveStarAce]

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Ralph is so boring that I barely register his existence anymore, but these continue to be masterpieces enjoyed by myself and many others. Thank you for your abiding dedication to laughing at an unlovable pig!