CowPox
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Orbiter "Flutter" / "Egg" / "Cabbage Patch" / "Meryl" / "Food Lion lady" - Modern Christory's biggest mystery
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He's a lying sack of shit, imo.
Number one: we have absolutely no idea if he can impregnate anyone.
Number two: when Chris tells the truth about a major life event, it's generally in secrecy and then someone leaks it.
Number three: he's a lying sack of shit.
Number one: we have absolutely no idea if he can impregnate anyone.
Number two: when Chris tells the truth about a major life event, it's generally in secrecy and then someone leaks it.
Number three: he's a lying sack of shit.
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I like petite women and all but It must be weird dating someone so tiny that pictures of you hanging out with them looks like security footage from a child abduction case.
Mr. Bobby Brown
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If it's true, The kid's not even already out of the first trimester and it already never had a chance.
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Didn't he fuck himself over when he tried to create his "vagina"? I remember that prior to the Un-Clit he had jars of sperm he kept in his freezer, "just in case" he couldn't produce anymore later. I'm sure he's impotent by now, from his diet if nothing else, and I doubt Cabbage would agree to let the latter be be poured into her China.
In other words, Chris is a lying sack of shit until there is proof.
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There was a time where the US actively sterilized tards when they wound up in the nuthouse. We should have never stopped doing that
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Now hold on, I was reading through the summary of the script bulletin points from the stream on Sonichu.com and there's a donor that asked "when is the child is coming?"
That means Chris was prompted either by someone who knows something we don't or they were just being hypothetical.
When I thought Chris just said it off the cuff, I was a little bit more convinced but if he was being prompted by someone asking a question (the person donating of course because why else Chris answer them?) then that leads into the more likely scenario that he was being, well, prompted to give a hypothetical answer.
It sounds like he was giving a hypothetical answer to a hypothetical question that was paid for as something of a joke.
Even Chris, ever the generous God, muses that he would possibly keep us in the dark and wait until after the "baby" arrived.
Then of course there's the bullet point where he's taking the estrogen pill.
He's 42 years old on estrogen pills.
Yeah, real walking sperm bank there. And this shit was trending on Xitter, too.
That means Chris was prompted either by someone who knows something we don't or they were just being hypothetical.
When I thought Chris just said it off the cuff, I was a little bit more convinced but if he was being prompted by someone asking a question (the person donating of course because why else Chris answer them?) then that leads into the more likely scenario that he was being, well, prompted to give a hypothetical answer.
It sounds like he was giving a hypothetical answer to a hypothetical question that was paid for as something of a joke.
Even Chris, ever the generous God, muses that he would possibly keep us in the dark and wait until after the "baby" arrived.
Then of course there's the bullet point where he's taking the estrogen pill.
He's 42 years old on estrogen pills.
Yeah, real walking sperm bank there. And this shit was trending on Xitter, too.
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Behold, you wretched doubters and blasphemers, the Creator Goddess of All Worlds will now bless you pitiful ingrates with her offspring, bow down and worship, you unworthy heathens!
I feel bad for the kid, but I'm not gonna pretend that I'm not going to laugh at the bullshit to come from all this.
I feel bad for the kid, but I'm not gonna pretend that I'm not going to laugh at the bullshit to come from all this.
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People yearn for the CWC drama, and to be fair Chris admitting to something mindblowing isn't exactly unprecedented, so I am not surpised people are taking this at face value. I am wondering if Chris may clear things up himself considering how big this has gotten
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Considering the Chandler family gene pool is more like a gene sceptic tank, if he does have a child I doubt it will be in very good physical or mental health.
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I mean, considering that my post made all of Twitter explode, with this single action I have accomplished more than you ever had in your entire life.
Realistically though, again, only Chris can confirm and deny it, and as he isn't...
In any case, this is gonna at least expose Flutter to the masses. Maybe we might even get some info on her out of this.
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I'm never been more for the idea of government intervention into parental rights since Nick Rekieta force fed his daughter cocaine.
At least we get the chance of having another zoo animal to gawk at in the future. Hopefully (likely) Chris has learned nothing and will allow his spawn to grace the internet with its unmodererated presence.
If this depresses you there is only one thing to do.
At least we get the chance of having another zoo animal to gawk at in the future. Hopefully (likely) Chris has learned nothing and will allow his spawn to grace the internet with its unmodererated presence.
If this depresses you there is only one thing to do.
Bloo
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I know I’m late to finding this out but fuck. I thought it was a joke when I read it on Twitter. He’s going to try to breastfeed this baby or something, isn’t he? There’s no possibility of this kid ending up any way fine.
One thing I will give Chris is that he always keeps you on your toes. There’s always something new and crazier happening.
One thing I will give Chris is that he always keeps you on your toes. There’s always something new and crazier happening.
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Some women are truly fucked up.
Who knew incels were right about the dark triad shit?
Paper_Smok
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To those of us hoping that he can't get anyone pregnant because of being on estrogen I'm sorry to say it's possible for a transwoman, even on Hrt, to knock someone up. Unless Chris chopped his balls off which I highly doubt.
2025 is shaping up to be a wild ride with this spawn entering the world. I never thought there would be a woman who would willingly let him shoot a load in her but I guess there really is a foot for every shoe.
2025 is shaping up to be a wild ride with this spawn entering the world. I never thought there would be a woman who would willingly let him shoot a load in her but I guess there really is a foot for every shoe.
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> *conceive
> it's already over
The kid is NGMI.
Can you wait with posting comments like these? He hasn't even tried to breast feed on camera yet.
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I am comfortable passing this moral judgement upon Flutter and I think she is a reckless moron for having a child with a mother rapist and obvious risk around children. I just cannot possibly understand her reasoning aside from the two possibilities: she is equally as cognitively impaired, or she is a narcissistic, spectacle-obsessed, destructive freak. The latter doesn't add up because she goes through such lengths to hide her identity, and the former doesn't either, because she seems quite aware and intelligent given those lengths. What a nightmare. It's vile of me to say but I hope she miscarries, for the good of any child born into that wretched family. (A-log)
Bloo
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The best case scenario is that this is all happening inside his own head. As fucked as it sounds, the next is her having a miscarriage, she certainly doesn’t look like the healthiest woman in the world to carry a baby. If she is 30 she most likely has some sort of health condition that makes her look way younger.
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I genuinely don't understand why everyone in this thread seems so mad and or disheartened over this news?
Chris Chan becoming a father has to potential to pretty much end the entire incel movement in one fell swoop.
"If Chris Chan can do it, what's stopping you?"
Not to mention anyone sperging about the future of the white race will now have to contend with the fact that fucking Chris Chan of all people is ahead of them.
"Chris Chan has done more to propagate the future of the white race than you! He married a white woman and had a child with her!"
A lot of people will be looking at themselves in the mirror this summer asking "If a fat, mentally disabled, 40+ man pretending to be God and a tranny can pull this off, why can't I?"
(But for real, I'm going so to be so fucking mad if he doesn't end up with a daughter that he names Crystal.)
Chris Chan becoming a father has to potential to pretty much end the entire incel movement in one fell swoop.
"If Chris Chan can do it, what's stopping you?"
Not to mention anyone sperging about the future of the white race will now have to contend with the fact that fucking Chris Chan of all people is ahead of them.
"Chris Chan has done more to propagate the future of the white race than you! He married a white woman and had a child with her!"
A lot of people will be looking at themselves in the mirror this summer asking "If a fat, mentally disabled, 40+ man pretending to be God and a tranny can pull this off, why can't I?"
(But for real, I'm going so to be so fucking mad if he doesn't end up with a daughter that he names Crystal.)
