Orbiter "Flutter" / "Egg" / "Cabbage Patch" / "Meryl" / "Food Lion lady" - Modern Christory's biggest mystery

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teddyrancid said:
@blackandredstar
post the full unedited audio here then: no boosting, no cuts, and no voice modulation on your end
if you're smart and that username isn't linked to anything else on the internet then you should have nothing to fear
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I only saved the final cut, I don't have the raw audio anymore. I don't think there's any other proof I can offer so at this point people can take it how they will. I appreciate the due diligence regardless.

I apologize if this post takes a long time to appear, I've posted 3 times now but they're still being held for review.
 
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Here is the spectrum of the full recording for anyone who wants to look at it. The low frequencies bulge up whenever Chris is talking, except during those dang suspicious stress sighs. Anyway the guy can go on about how he clipped bits out and fucked with the gain, I would assume it's fake until he posts a version where at least Chris's bits are unaltered, especially given how uneven his responses sound.

(oh ok and I see he has posted saying oh no I deleted the originals lol)
 
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(If this is real)
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AULI!!!! I'M COMING TO KILL YOU!!! TO YOUR HOUSE IN FINLAND!!!!!
 
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blackandredstar said:
I only saved the final cut, I don't have the raw audio anymore. I don't think there's any other proof I can offer so at this point people can take it how they will. I appreciate the due diligence regardless.

I apologize if this post takes a long time to appear, I've posted 3 times now but they're still being held for review.
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I was about to scrutinize your "proof" and go phoenix wright on your ass but I just realized I don't give a fuck anymore
 
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In Finnish naming conventions:

  • Auli is a fully valid given name in its own right and is commonly used both informally and formally, including on official paperwork.
  • Aulikki is a separate, longer name, not just a "formal" version of Auli.
They are related in origin but are not variants in a formal/informal sense (like William vs. Bill). A person named Auli would have that name on their official documents, and likewise for Aulikki.

So, if someone is named Auli, that's what appears on legal papers — it's not short for Aulikki unless specifically stated as such.

It's quite common in Finland for people named Aulikki to be called Auli as a nickname or shorter form, especially among family, friends, or in informal settings.

Both Auli and Aulikki are possible as the formal name of that particular individual in this situation. If she is such a good tism handler as people above say, her actual name is probably Aulikki and fed the retard Auli as a layer of privacy. I am curious, how did the guy on the phone know the name? Can't find it here cause im lazy.
 
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themarchivist2 said:
A ween called Chris and got Flutter's name. It's Auli.
On a side note, this has to be the angriest Chris has gotten since 2021.

Edit: Reddit archive (taken down for doxxing)
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so having spoke to chris over the phone. im trying to figure out if its real. like it sounds like chris but when he called me it didnt sound as clean over the phone. the rage at the end does sound like something he would say though. but comparing that call with my own, the audio of chris is too clean. unless he used a diffrent number
 
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Hollywood Hulk Hogan said:
If you listen to the airport audio where he shouts her name (and some people somehow hear "Meryl"), it sounds like Auli, exactly like how he says in the call.

I think it's legit.
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Yeah, certainly sounds more like Auli than Meryl that's for sure.
The call is questionable, but the odds of her being named Auli aren't unlikely so, even if it's bullshit it might've been unintentionally correct in naming her as Auli.
 
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Hollywood Hulk Hogan said:
If you listen to the airport audio where he shouts her name (and some people somehow hear "Meryl"), it sounds like Auli, exactly like how he says in the call.

I think it's legit.
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Circular reasoning.
The phonecall is real because the airport audio sounds like Auli, the airport audio sounds like Auli because the call is real.
If it's been faked, the guy simply might have said a name that sounds just like the airport sighting, since we have the airport sighting.

Meryl's a Metal Gear Solid reference actually.
 
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Hollywood Hulk Hogan said:
If you listen to the airport audio where he shouts her name (and some people somehow hear "Meryl"), it sounds like Auli, exactly like how he says in the call.

I think it's legit.
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I hear Owling.

It's possible back then he was still getting her name wrong.

What is this girl? Part owl?

Some weird harpy creature?
 
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