Lolcow Francis Joseph Benditt IV / fallenchungus / datsmojo / Mojo / thatsmojo / AGONY ARENA / dunkbunko / datsactuallymojo / noircaveat - Xitter Artist who was popular until he suicide-baited 7+ times, Sent his fans after his aunt, Abused his family and went homeless, Posts his fat fart fetish content where minors can see, Spergs in his own thread, DoorDash’s #1 Customer, Pathological liar

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Brenda Holiday said:
This generation is so fucked. You know if you weren't so terminally online you wouldn't have to be doing damage control for this relationship, right Francis? It would be nothing, a regret, an embarrassing memory. You will never have a successful internet career. Change your name, work at McDs, go to college or take free online classes or do literally anything other than trying to keep an internet presence. Its fucking over. Don't know why I'm even writing this, he won't fucking listen.
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This dude does actually work at McD now lmao. He thought he could use that money to fund a video game, too.
 
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datsactuallymojo said:
done trying to defend myself on every little accusation and misinterpreted screenshot. I'm not a rapist, but people aren't gonna believe me, are they?

I'll be promptly deleting everything, you won. I'm tired of dealing with it. Printern is none of my concern anymore. Now please just leave me the fuck alone.
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See you Monday, Frankie.
 
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30+GameOvers said:
This dude does actually work at McD now
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Lets not give him too much credit. He was hired by McD, he has to show up to actually work there. The job he had working with a kid lasted 3 days before he got placed on leave and then crashed out and deactivated for a month.

I see a similar pattern happening here. I'll be shocked if he even shows up to his 1st day
 
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a few members of the server posted edits they made of mojo's new haircut so i thought i'd present them. i absolutely lost my shit at the planet sheen one
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planet mojo
cyclops mojothird-eye mojo
baldmojobaldi mojo
angstrom levy
lollipop mojo

here's also a bald version without the shine if y'all would like to take the creative liberties into your own hands
baldsmojo
do as you please with these
 
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Oongok said:
Lets not give him too much credit. He was hired by McD, he has to show up to actually work there. The job he had working with a kid lasted 3 days before he got placed on leave and then crashed out and deactivated for a month.

I see a similar pattern happening here. I'll be shocked if he even shows up to his 1st day
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Nigga really couldn’t even go a week without hitting that kid wow
 
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ferret vermin said:
a few members of the server posted edits they made of mojo's new haircut so i thought i'd present them. i absolutely lost my shit at the planet sheen one
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here's also a bald version without the shine if y'all would like to take the creative liberties into your own hands
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do as you please with these
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we should stop using the original image and pretend the big forehead one is the original
 
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datsactuallymojo said:
I apologize for the account switch again but this shit is going too far and delves into life-ruining territory
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Nigger you did this to yourself. All of it.
Now face consequences.
And if you gonna suicide bait either fuckin' do it you pussy ass bitch or shut the fuck up and keep on gurgling that scat and AIDS riddled dog dildo you have in yer stash.
 
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30+GameOvers said:
This dude does actually work at McD now lmao. He thought he could use that money to fund a video game, too.
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I know, I meant it genuinely, no shame in working fast food as long as you're using it as a step stone to something more. A stupid roblox game is NOT that.
 
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3-2-1836 said:
Pennsylvania, like almost every other state, provides an exemption to AoC laws based on age gap, and requires you to be over 4 years older than the under-16 year old minor to be charged with statutory rape meaning 15+18 is 100% halal.

In other words, he could've been 18 years, and 364 days old on her 15th birthday and it would've been completely legal.
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In states that don't have a massive number of Mennonites, it's rape. She's still a child who's too young to get a learner's permit, he's an adult who should be in college. She's mentally incompetent, he is not. Fuck what the law in his shithole jurisdiction says, it's rape, he's a predator, and he groomed her.
 
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