Lolcow Francis Joseph Benditt IV / fallenchungus / datsmojo / Mojo / thatsmojo / AGONY ARENA / dunkbunko / datsactuallymojo / noircaveat - Xitter Artist who was popular until he suicide-baited 7+ times, Sent his fans after his aunt, Abused his family and went homeless, Posts his fat fart fetish content where minors can see, Spergs in his own thread, DoorDash’s #1 Customer, Pathological liar

[VientreGordo3000]

Tldr?

francis retarded.

 

[Shieed]

Tldr?

Francis.

 

[FSA - 444]

He can't resist the unmistakable urge to draw someone with a healthy bmi level


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Also, this is probably the first time I saw him draw a background that isn't flash-bang white.



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Publicly blogging your fart fetish to your audience (mostly minors) on main, and begging for financial support because goyslop is too expensive makes you look like the terminally online grease-ball straw-men you create.

I can't seem to recall you ever opening indeed within your lifespan.

 

[A1 Steak Sauce]

Anyone remember when he complained about exposing minors to fat fetish content? Or fetishizing fat people? Surely it wouldn’t have been not even a whole week ago. Not like he can hold an opinion or a promise for more than a few days anyway.

 

[Brenda Holiday]

Remember when you didn't have to worry about exposing your fetishes to minors in the first place because you didnt openly discuss such private matters at all? Why is it normal to talk about how you want to be crushed between a braphogs buttcheeks like you're discussing the latest novel you have been reading?

 

[FSA - 444]

Remember when you didn't have to worry about exposing your fetishes to minors in the first place because you didnt openly discuss such private matters at all? Why is it normal to talk about how you want to be crushed between a braphogs buttcheeks like you're discussing the latest novel you have been reading?

the modern day internet encourages people to desire attention even if it comes at the cost of their own dignity
(assuming that they had dignity to begin with)

 

[A1 Steak Sauce]

Ew.
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Complaining about it again. That ideal scenario is pure fantasy.
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[ocean helgrammite]

I've just got a question, as someone who knows Mojo, WHY are you all so obsessed with him and what he does? (no, I'm not going to send anything about him here nor do i tell him about any of this as he's better off for not hearing all this shit said about him)

I come check in every two months or so to see what's going on and most of the time it's either just meaningless hating or seeing things he does in the worst light possible (which i can understand why, this is a very one tracked thread dedicated to a man with a bumpy, rocky past) which just has me confused. A lot of things here mentioned recently were either jokes poking fun at certain varieties of twitter users (e.x, the thick stick figure) or were things mentioned to reinforce a point he was trying to make like cold opening with stating his fetish. (I understand what he said on the thread should be obvious to anyone, but as you all like to point out here too: twitter is a fucking awful site. it is simply not a thought that crosses many user's minds, especially minors that are more often than not being groomed into having gross fetishes on twitter.)

A great many of you claim to want to see him grow for the better, but within the same breath I've seen the people that wish for his betterment wish he had actually killed himself or are praying that he does something genuinely substantial to give way to his downfall. I understand that none of you know him personally as friends or even acquaintances so it may be hard to see it from the view I'm coming from however.

I'm not barging in here to tell you all to GrOw Up AnD bE bEtTeR and sing kumbaya, but I just want to know what the obsession is? And I want to offer my own viewpoint on the matter to all of you who may not know him too well at all beyond seeing the outer shell on twitter.

 

[Oongok]

I just want to know what the obsession is?

Hi Francis! If you post retarded things on your public timeline people will comment on it. This thread exists to document the retarded antics you willingly share to the Internet. If you were to simply go offline and stay offline like you've said you would do time and time again this thread would die.

Unfortunately your life is so inseparable from the Internet you take "Log off for your own good" to be on par with "death threats" and will never listen to genuinely good advice. That is why this thread continues to be active and why people continue to talk shit about you being an over-sharing retard who can't help but get into drama every 2-3 days. Hope that helps!

 

[VientreGordo3000]

I've just got a question, as someone who knows Mojo, WHY are you all so obsessed with him and what he does? (no, I'm not going to send anything about him here nor do i tell him about any of this as he's better off for not hearing all this shit said about him)

I come check in every two months or so to see what's going on and most of the time it's either just meaningless hating or seeing things he does in the worst light possible (which i can understand why, this is a very one tracked thread dedicated to a man with a bumpy, rocky past) which just has me confused. A lot of things here mentioned recently were either jokes poking fun at certain varieties of twitter users (e.x, the thick stick figure) or were things mentioned to reinforce a point he was trying to make like cold opening with stating his fetish. (I understand what he said on the thread should be obvious to anyone, but as you all like to point out here too: twitter is a fucking awful site. it is simply not a thought that crosses many user's minds, especially minors that are more often than not being groomed into having gross fetishes on twitter.)

A great many of you claim to want to see him grow for the better, but within the same breath I've seen the people that wish for his betterment wish he had actually killed himself or are praying that he does something genuinely substantial to give way to his downfall. I understand that none of you know him personally as friends or even acquaintances so it may be hard to see it from the view I'm coming from however.

I'm not barging in here to tell you all to GrOw Up AnD bE bEtTeR and sing kumbaya, but I just want to know what the obsession is? And I want to offer my own viewpoint on the matter to all of you who may not know him too well at all beyond seeing the outer shell on twitter.

hi pal of francis, nice to see youre enabling your friends cowardice. good on you for wanting him to improve apparently.

first off you probably won’t have to show him what we say on here, we have proof that he lurks on this thread. I can provide it if you want.

secondly I will say that some people in this thread get carried away with the hating but that most of us aren’t like those people. We’re just guys who see what stupid shit francis publically does and go “wow that was so silly and autistic” we just gaffin here for the most part. most of us aren’t “obsessed” with him. if you do idiot shit in a public way especially on the web you will be made fun of for it. either learn to take the heat or stop doing dumb shit, simple.

Francis is an egotistical, hypocritical, weak, mentally underdeveloped faggot, and it’s not bad to recognize that. in my eyes at least, s’all me opinyins and you can disagree with the notion but that is what we think of him. Not even just us but a decent chunk of the online space thinks that.

a lot of us do wish he could get better, but it doesn’t mean we should have sympathy for this guy who gets violent with his family and sics his autistic fanbase onto them when called out. like I said earlier he is the one causing everyone to make fun of him, he needs to learn to take it in stride or he will only continue to crash and burn. we do want him to get over his internet and (possibly) porn addiction, I’ve known chronic gooners personally and it’s sad to see how it can fuck with a dudes brain. he should stop paying attention to what we have to say and log off his datsmojo accounts and start anew with a whole new persona that’s completely isolated from datsmojo and fallenchungus, it’s what’s best for him imo. but since he’s such an attention hoe I know that, sadly, it’s not likely to happen.

I had faith and hope for him to get better once. We all have I think. But that faith and sympathy runs out quick when you’re proving yourself to be too immature and narcissistic to grow and learn from your embarrassing blunders. Francis is not a kid no more, if he was a kid he would very likely not have a thread on this site.

that is all. I hope your microwave burritos are heated evenly this afternoon. take care franciscrony

 

[Brenda Holiday]

I just want to know what the obsession is?

This nigga does not exist to me outside of when I notice his thread has new posts in it. Then I click on the thread and read the latest posts, sometimes I laugh, most times I find them boring and I go to another thread where Francis then ceases to exist in my mind until next time. I find Francis entertaining because he keeps making the same fuck ups over and over, never learning. To be honest he is a pretty boring cow in comparison with other cows I follow. I don't want him to kill himself because thats gay and boring, I want to see him grow the fuck up and do better. Until then, though...

 

[Psychonaut]

I've just got a question, as someone who knows Mojo, WHY are you all so obsessed with him and what he does? (no, I'm not going to send anything about him here nor do i tell him about any of this as he's better off for not hearing all this shit said about him)

I come check in every two months or so to see what's going on and most of the time it's either just meaningless hating or seeing things he does in the worst light possible (which i can understand why, this is a very one tracked thread dedicated to a man with a bumpy, rocky past) which just has me confused. A lot of things here mentioned recently were either jokes poking fun at certain varieties of twitter users (e.x, the thick stick figure) or were things mentioned to reinforce a point he was trying to make like cold opening with stating his fetish. (I understand what he said on the thread should be obvious to anyone, but as you all like to point out here too: twitter is a fucking awful site. it is simply not a thought that crosses many user's minds, especially minors that are more often than not being groomed into having gross fetishes on twitter.)

A great many of you claim to want to see him grow for the better, but within the same breath I've seen the people that wish for his betterment wish he had actually killed himself or are praying that he does something genuinely substantial to give way to his downfall. I understand that none of you know him personally as friends or even acquaintances so it may be hard to see it from the view I'm coming from however.

I'm not barging in here to tell you all to GrOw Up AnD bE bEtTeR and sing kumbaya, but I just want to know what the obsession is? And I want to offer my own viewpoint on the matter to all of you who may not know him too well at all beyond seeing the outer shell on twitter.

Read the OP.

 

[Colon capital V]

Biggest smear of shit on this post

Your friend's ( because he's only a internet "friend") fetish is shit, he's 2 degrees away from being a pedo by showing minors his shit fetish, nobody gives a fuck about his games made for literal toddlers and he dumps all of his embarassing IRL shit for the world to see and pisses and shits himself when told he's fucking weird and he should stop posting.
In other words, he is literally pic below:

Now fuck off back to your trooncord along with your other failed rejects of society while you goon to fat cartoon women faggot. (Trans "women" will never be women btw)

 

[MoarTard]

Inane Faggotry

Idiocracy: Your Shit's All Retarded (short version)

"Don't want to sound like a dick or nothing, but ahh ... says on your chart that you're fucked up. Ahh, you talk like a fag, and your shit's all retarded."

www.youtube.com

 

[Prime King Von]

WHY are you all so obsessed with him and what he does?

"obsessed" has to be the new buzzword people use when you point out retards doing retarded shit

if you can stomach being friends with a fart porn addicted terminally online gooner, i'm sure you can't be any different, pick up a shift at maccas and do something with your life instead of rallying to the shrill cries of a tard given too much iPad time.
does wonders for the soul

 

[Colon capital V]

He's "rebranding" again: @smallenchungus

https://ghostarchive.org/archive/UmTxS

 

[Ed Special]

-sperging-

Did you seriously just create a KF account and give that got danged hacker troll forum your email address for the sole purpose of glazing a retard who wants nothing more in life than for a My 500lb Life star to fart on his balls? Nigger, are you retarded?

 

[CBX7BANXA8NQM]

Did you seriously just create a KF account and give that got danged hacker troll forum your email address [...]

I agree with you but I'm worried that you seem to not know of the existence of email aliases lol

 

[Oongok]

Horrifying revelations afoot as Francis reveals his new "job" is working with children

https://x.com/smallenchungus/status/1882534808867459580

Obligatory dramapost because it's been approximately 24 hours since he last involved himself in any



In other news, Francis appears to have changed another alt to his old handle to prevent anyone from taking it. Take this with a grain of salt because there is a chance this isn't him. However the evidence seems to suggest it is.

Spoiler: Mild Haram.

At least he's consistent.

https://archive.md/6HcNK



This links to his merch store which is the real eyebrow raiser. His other tweets appear consistent with Francis' particular proclivities going as far back as March 2024 OTOH.
Currently a tossup if this is him or just a very dedicated a-log

 

[VientreGordo3000]

is Francis really qualified to help a (presumebaly autistic and/or adhd) child out with social difficulties? Francis Benditt IV?! after all we’ve seen him do? no fucking way.
ik a handful of people who work in the field of autistic fucks and from what I can gather they tend to be fat libtards who like to stroke their egos. seems like a place our Frank would be in