Lolcow Francis Joseph Benditt IV / fallenchungus / datsmojo / Mojo / thatsmojo / AGONY ARENA / dunkbunko / datsactuallymojo / noircaveat - Xitter Artist who was popular until he suicide-baited 7+ times, Sent his fans after his aunt, Abused his family and went homeless, Posts his fat fart fetish content where minors can see, Spergs in his own thread, DoorDash’s #1 Customer, Pathological liar

[dcss]

We WILL get the Indian voiceover money from Thomas Hansen or die trying

 

[ocean helgrammite]

Drop the @ or screenie of this nigger or you cappin'.

Sadly (or thankfully...) the original artist seems to have nuked their twitter due to backlash FROM this comic, but if you go on twitter and search "sofia the first" you'll find many posts corroborating the claim. If i ever find a screenshot of the original tweet I'll drop it here.

EDIT: as far as I can tell, the user was actually SUSPENDED. A Penny In One Direction to whoever can FATHOM a guess as to potentially WHY this happened!

 

[alogatog]

Better yet give it to the developers of printern. Like that’s ever gonna happen though lol

I do not care about printern. I only care about my indian voiceover. If you gave me the choice between spending 20k saving a hospital of sickly cancer-ridden children or spending 20k getting an indian to voice this thread, I would cap the kids myself.

 

[dcss]

Bros are we getting our first wave of turkey tom niggers in thread

 

[Colon capital V]

Sadly (or thankfully...) the original artist seems to have nuked their twitter due to backlash FROM this comic, but if you go on twitter and search "sofia the first" you'll find many posts corroborating the claim. If i ever find a screenshot of the original tweet I'll drop it here.

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WAIT I JUST NOTICED, the panels structured here are different from the video, where the top and bottom right panels are flipped from each other. @NotATurkey what the fuck kind of pesos are you paying your shitskin 'jeet """"editors"""" to make this big of a fuck up?

 

[alogatog]

Bros are we getting our first wave of turkey tom niggers in thread
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Imagine being him right now. Absolutely surreal to join the farms and IMMEDIATELY see yourself get posted in the thread you're looking at
Absolutely formatory experience

 

[WallPayPurr]

There is 2 ways this will go down

1> Francis crashes out over the SloppyTommy video, and throws in a bonus suicide bait because now millions of normies know of his brapilicious tastes

2> Francis says the video was a wake up call for him and that he will change for the better for the 9329529305209th time, before going back to acting like an unhinged xitter retard and gooning to hello kitty fart porn or some shit.

 

[dcss]

A whistleblower said their friend was considering pretending to be a roblox dev and gayop francis into making a new game? what? anyways i was asked to talk some sense into this literal retard.

turkeytards will be a serious epidemic, expect to see a trillion of these shit touchers.
His discord username is tied to his entire social presence also, what brilliant opsec, go wild bros.

 

[alogatog]

turkeytards will be a serious epidemic, expect to see a trillion of these shit touchers.

Perhaps with the locusts will come an unexpected bounty of milk. I imagine there will be some entertainment in their retardation. Optimistic?

 

[mr. testicular torsion]

Sadly (or thankfully...) the original artist seems to have nuked their twitter due to backlash FROM this comic, but if you go on twitter and search "sofia the first" you'll find many posts corroborating the claim. If i ever find a screenshot of the original tweet I'll drop it here.

EDIT: as far as I can tell, the user was actually SUSPENDED. A Penny In One Direction to whoever can FATHOM a guess as to potentially WHY this happened!

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i searched up "adults only comic sofia the first" looking for this and i will never be the same

 

[Creative Username]

I am an experienced programmer and have 5 years of knowledge with Lua thanks to some retarded game I mod frequently

how to spot a terrible programmer 101: their only knowledge of programming comes from making gmod nextbots

Perhaps with the locusts will come an unexpected bounty of milk. I imagine there will be some entertainment in their retardation. Optimistic?

im already laughing

 

[Colon capital V]

I really hope this shit video pushes Francis to come out of hiding, if only to put faggot Tom in xis place for falsely SLANDERING Mein Färter Francis der IV for saying he drew a comic that came from a sofia the first pedonigger.
Speaking of...

i searched up "adults only comic sofia the first" looking for this and i will never be the same

This seems to have been the account:

https://x.com/THELONGQUIET/status/1645060862003281922

 

[cremechocolate]

Currently going through the video. At this point in the story, this statement makes no sense.

 

[Colon capital V]

To any newfags dropping by Frank's thread from Tom's video, I'd like to direct you all to his own thread where he is equally as much of an embarrassment as Frank.

Thread 'Turkey Tom / TomDark / @NotATurkey / TomDarkLive / anonbirdd / Thomas Larry Hanson'

Nov 18, 2024

Hello Kiwi Farms! This is Thomas Larry Hanson, a former animation Youtuber to now Lolcow Historian has lead an interesting life at his young age. Let's see where we go from humble beginnings as an animation YouTuber to gaining the nickname "Her Prostate" to developing a negative reputation on the Kiwi Farms. Ladies and gentlemen, this is the story of @NotATurkey.

This thread was also brought to you by The Kiwi Restoration Project. See OP 1, OP 2, and OP 3 on why this was one was needing to be made.

In all...

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[ono]

I really hope this shit video pushes Francis to come out of hiding, if only to put faggot Tom in xis place for falsely SLANDERING Mein Färter Francis der IV for saying he drew a comic that came from a sofia the first pedonigger.
Speaking of...

This seems to have been the account:
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Getting off topic but further xweet replies reveal this [archive] from the same tumblr blog.

Without diving deeper, I would assume all of this was from an awkward womanchild tumblrina that saw Cedric as a tumblr sexyman and developed a crush on him, and rather than making up an appropriate adult-aged OC to fantasize the character with, she self-inserted as Sofia and decided to make it into an awkward pro-pedo ship with extra steps. It would explain the "MAPs DNI" despite the logical leap, and the usage of tumblr in the first place where a lot of degenerate women went to. Looks like whoever made the blog was shamed off of tumblr of all places and DFE.

All that said, Tom conflated a dumbass tumblrina with Francis. Lol.

 

[cremechocolate]

Tom doesn't believe in the stabber claims even though that's literally been confirmed, and he also doesn't believe in the rape allegations stuff because he got caught up on the age gap thing rather than actually thinking about the circumstances. SlingoMingo comes up multiple times during the video, but Tom can't be bothered to figure out who he is.

 

[Adash]

Doing some OSINT digging with @notorietus, @Colon capital V, and @slungus22, we discovered Frank had an account on a website called f95zone.to, which is a forum for porn game mods. Yes.
(confirmed email from one of his associates)
littlebuddywastaken (cannot archive as you need an account to see)
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Francis has zero posts, and no activity, however he did recieve a trophy for none other than ACCESSING THE SITE DURING NEW YEARS DAY 2025
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Correction: I'm pretty sure F95 is for pirated porn games in general, not just mods. also accounts are required for downloads which is probably why the account exists.

A whistleblower said their friend was considering pretending to be a roblox dev and gayop francis into making a new game? what? anyways i was asked to talk some sense into this literal retard.

how many days are we betting until some turkey tom viewer shits up the thread with gayops

 

[cremechocolate]

The wiki gets mentioned at the end, but the one shown is the old one for some reason. The video has to bring up Printern for the leak stuff to make sense but doesn't bring up the funding issue (yeah I know you can see it mentioned in the screenshot shown but Tom never actually talks about it). The video skips so much context in order to not get "sidetracked" but it's still over two hours long. At first I thought that the video's take on events doesn't make sense because it's poorly researched. But the more that I think about it, I think it has to do with that editor who wanted an interview with Frank. The video is framed needlessly sympathetic towards Frank, and Tom even gives him advice at the end

 

[Beyerdynamic DT 700 Pro X]

The wiki gets mentioned at the end, but the one shown is the old one for some reason

The reason being that Turkey "Gay Faggot" Tom is a gay faggot who doesn't do his research.

 

[Pierre D'Olnique]

Christ, truly a fate worse than death.