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His Majesty either has one heck of a trucker's tan or he's the world's weirdest mulatto.

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It also looks like Louis XIII is living up to his historical reputation of yo-yo dieting. :roll:
 
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I gather we didn’t do a whole lot yesternight except sit on the terrace drinking tea and talking. Given we’ve been busy painting, going for long walks and making love a LOT over the past week or so, it was probably time to chill out over a cuppa or five!

Louis XIII can also pull off deep V shirts, doncha know?
 
Looking at these photoshops legitimate photos, I noticed that Louis XIII has some pretty strange health issues going on with his body. He constantly changes in size, hair, weight, and even skin. I wonder if they've seen a doctor about this because it seems pretty serious
 
Why on earth would someone fixate on Louis XIII? Louis XIV was much more interesting (and humptastic), and even Louis XVI has the associated tragedy of the French Revolution to lend some color to his story. (And has fangirls. Like this one, for example, who's a wee bit obsessive herself.) But Louis XIII was just sort of ... there. Was she scarred by "The Three Musketeers" or something?
Six words: The Man in the Iron Mask.
 
The pics are comedy gold to me, but to say the least, Frenchqueenthirteen reminds me of Wogglebuglover with the bizzare obsession of someone familiar and delusional fantasies where the character and person go on magical adventures.

I assume that, in a sad twist, this fantasy is a getaway from something really personal and instead of facing it she stays in her fantasy to never be bothered by personal problems and refusing the help she needs, instead focusing on astral anal with a unknown French king.

Yea, like the multiple cat boxes.
 
I feel bad that the pictures are hidden, but it's my fault. This is why @Null warned us against hotlinking! CURSE YOU AND YOUR FORESIGHT DEAR LEADER!

although this thread was created before null warned against hotlinking. But let this be a lesson to all.
 
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