Cultcow Gail Chord Schuler / Gabrielle Chana - Crazy Gail

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A loose review of Gales last couple years.
After trump left the presidency Gail declared herself president with Jesus as her vice president (later changed to brent spiner after Satan canceled Jesus) she also around the same time became obsessed with Lizzo who she believes to be in cahoots with the evil Jesuits that seek to destroy her along with loree McBride. (Brent spinners wife)

Gail Chord Schuler is the reincarnation of Catherine the Great and King David. She is 60% Catherine the Great and 50% King David and is the King David woman of Zechariah 9:15 (her birthday is 9-15-57).

Gail is of course a prolific writer and is working on a steamy romance between her and Putin. She also has written books about brent spinners mind control and rape by loree McBride, the Jesuits seeking to destroy multiple royal lines that would eventually give birth to Gail to ensure she never comes to pass and many other fantastic stories.
She is Jesus's favorite author of course.

Gails philosophy mixes Buddhism and Christianity and in that spirit she released a Christmas Album.

Gail has also seemingly forgiven Zack Knight who is now a Jesus lover according to her blog

she released and then updated a List of commandments which boil down to thou shall not listen to Lizzo's music or hoard items and you must take care of yourself and not be dirty or lazy. Honestly it's just a self help book but with really funny bits like
"Thou shalt take Seroquel, the medication designed by Jesus, every day as prescribed at the same time every day."
also no trying to find a loophole in the commandments. She's Buddhist and Christian not Jewish.

Her neighbor had bed bugs or mites and she believes that this neighbor passed a health inspection with help of the jesuits as to infect her with Satan bugs.

Gail's mom died in 2022 and she seemed upset about it for awhile.

Gail also decided she was a demisexual gay bottom or something like that and now has a pride flag but I think she just likes the pretty colors.

Gail Chord Schuler is a breath of fresh air on this website, she is completely harmless, mostly happy, creative, constantly jumping on recent events to tell you why the Jesuits did it and why they had erections while doing it. She has literally hundreds of hours of content of a crazy old woman who lives in her own very funny world and I love her. And you should too.
 
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McMitch said:
Wasn’t part of her decline as a lolcow from people feeding her lines to say, rather than her organically coming up with crazy shit?
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She still gets letters of people telling her crazy things she will then believe but she then almost always takes it to a new direction that you wouldn't expect. However I think it's gotten more organic from her because she's been under the radar for so long. The last time she got any publicity was being on the drunken peasants last November.
 
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MayoBlaze said:
She still gets letters of people telling her crazy things she will then believe but she then almost always takes it to a new direction that you wouldn't expect. However I think it's gotten more organic from her because she's been under the radar for so long. The last time she got any publicity was being on the drunken peasants last November.
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This is Arguable only because there's an entire discord server full of Jesuit glass tappers that regularly interact with her, even sometimes hopping in calls with her. It seems they've been inducted as her "Men".
Either way, I'm excited to see this thread! She's been one of my favorites these last few years but I didn't know she was on the farms.

ETA: she was also on the news recently as Lizzo hatched a nefarious plot to change Gail's regular bus route. I'm out and can't archive but here's a link.

https://youtu.be/wmEzWvzAB_g?si=EespWh0EbejhV0gF
 
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I think one of the things I like about Gail is that she's a normal woman with very normal interests but her schizophrenia twists these things into fun house mirror versions of themselves. Like an older woman being into celebrities, books and writing (especially romance stories), religion and cooking is completely normal and even boring but with Gail she takes these normal interests and makes them completely insane.

I wonder if she and Terry Davis would have been friends? I feel like he would not have liked her talking about jesus's penis.
 
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https://youtu.be/VTuYil6DovU?si=ARri2kWLd1mzQ6E4

It’s April 1st and I don’t know what to believe anymore. I’m losing my mind.

Considering everything she has been through with her family and personal life, it’s obvious this is just a troll video, I’m just surprised she’d say this. At the same time, I think she’ll just say or read anything her “men” feed to her.
 
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What do you guys think about these comments? There is some conspiracy going around her discord that some of her men? basically are trying to troll everyone. One of the higher-ups on her discord (referred to as 13 I think) who I assume communicates with Gail, claims that Gail said nothing about the video to them. I love Gail and my reality is shattering a little bit, but I don't really know enough of what happens behind the scenes.
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