Goyslop confessional thread. - The first step of recovery is to admit you have a problem.

[Cat tit bingo]

My diet consists entirely of boxed cheddar and broccoli flavored rice-a-roni and IBC black cherry soda

 

[pork and beans]

i cook most of what i eat from scratch and take vitamins and supplements like omega-3 but i inhale energy drinks

this is the most correct choice. Whole Foods, Clean eating, organic, whatever you wanna call it, its based. all great. i don’t care for goyslop.… but nobody will pray those white monster ultras away from me.. They simply are too yummy. If only they were cheaper

My main shame in goyslop is I fucking love artificial orange flavor.

You should try vitamin tablets, they come in that exact artificial orange flavor and many more and are really yummy, the ones from Lidl or Aldi especially lol. And I’m pretty sure they are super low cal, since they are vitamins.

 

[wtfNeedSignUp]

I like Papa John's once every few weeks, though granted they are new in my country so it will take a few more years before they turn into shit like the other American chains. That parmesan garlic sauce is amazing.

Also the occasional McDonald's is nice but haven't one in at least half a year.

 

[mindlessobserver]

For whatever reason I find myself craving McDonalds every now and then. I don't even particularly LIKE McDonalds. Every time I go its just...meh...Yet I can't say no to a quarter pounder with those sugar encrusted fries.

 

[Cygnetik]

I fell for the "cookie croissant" trend and it was unfortunately really fucking good. I'm at bmi 21, but ill never have that shit again bc i could probably gain 10 kgs overnight.

 

[The Repeated Meme]

Ultra-processed food is fucking disgusting and I try to avoid it whenever possible. Americans are addicted to this crap. I have been known to eat fast food though when I'm feeling lazy. If I want something to snack on I'll buy fruit, nuts or organic cereal.

I will eat frozen pizza on occasion. Triscuits with ham and cheese as well. But that's as far as I go.

 

[Aunt Carol]

My main shame in goyslop is I fucking love artificial orange flavor. Doesn't matter what if it's fake orange I'll probably like it.

Orange La Croix tastes like a Triaminic spritzer. It's up to you if that's a positive.

 

[Dysnomia]

I only ate good stuff today. I'm guilty of the occasional goyslop slipup. But considering that some people live on this stuff I think I'm ok.

 

[millais]

To add to the artificial flavoring discussion, I enjoy the artificial flavoring for cherries and almonds. I like real cherries and real almonds a lot, and the artificial flavoring equivalents taste completely different from the real thing, but for some reason I like them too.

 

[High Level Rad Waste]

I prefer the taste of Folgers coffee to anything artisanal that you have to grind yourself.

 

[Agent Abe Caprine]

I eat at least one healthy home cooked meal a day but fast food is unfortunately really cheap here. Need to cut these McDonald’s chicken sandwiches out of my life but four sandwiches for 13 dollars is really hard to turn down.

I remember when you could get 13 for $13. Holy shit. That's not cheap, that's expensive.

 

[Chongqing]

I've been writing erotic fanfics about Filet o'Fishes in the McDonald's thread.

 

[Soup Sammiches]

Orange La Croix tastes like a Triaminic spritzer. It's up to you if that's a positive.

Now you've said it, there IS one fake orange I don't like. Yeah that stuff is bad, real bad.

 

[ReasonablyRetarded]

I try to avoid slop as much as possible but in my country (idk if you can get it anywhere else but when I was in the US they didn't have it) McDonald's has this McChicken but instead of the cumsauce they do sweet chili sauce and it's so fucking good.

 

[Beautiful Border]

I remember I had McDonald's once when I was about 9 and it gave me food poisoning. I was sick for days. From that point onwards the thought of eating anything from McDonald's from that point onward nauseated me. Didn't even try it again for another ten years and it felt like I was eating something I shouldn't.

But I never had a similar childhood experience with Burger King, and so I sometimes have cravings for it and still eat there from time to time. It's weird, because I know they're both junk food and about equivalent in terms of quality, but a bad experience at the right age means one grosses me out and the other one doesn't.

 

[Jason Wynn]

Very much a guilty pleasure food I get once in awhile, but I’ll still buy the occasional bag of Totino’s pizza rolls.

 

[ATI Escapee]

I cook at home 95% of the time but I am guilty of really enjoying a monster energy drink and a gas station roller grill taquito a couple times a month. Used to eat 2 of the taquitos, I think they were 2 for 3 dollars or something but now I just get the one (plenty of calories) and tell myself I am 'saving' a dollar instead of getting a good deal by spending only a dollar more for twice the life shortening slop.

@Jason Wynn deep fry those pizza rolls and experience Nirvanna

 

[MerriedxReldnahc]

While I try to eat pretty healthy and fresh, I come from a family of Taco Bell lovers so our once-a-month (or so) fast-food dinner is usually their latest greasy nacho cheese laden stoner fare.

 

[Seventh Star]

Every so often I buy a big bottle of Coke to drink throughout a whole day. I can't help myself, it tastes too good.

 

[Begemot]

i cook most of what i eat from scratch and take vitamins and supplements like omega-3 but i inhale energy drinks

Do you like sandwiches, you insolent brat?

Also, my favourite goyslop is pluto pups (small corn dogs) with Honey mustard, seconded by potato topped meat pies.