Goyslop confessional thread. - The first step of recovery is to admit you have a problem.

[Gangstalker #32194]

I greatly enjoy bread, and sandwiches are a bread delivery system, so yes, I am a sandwich enjoyer

 

[Begemot]

I greatly enjoy bread, and sandwiches are a bread delivery system, so yes, I am a sandwich enjoyer

Trick, my body is a black trans dick delivery system, you're about to 'enjoy' all twenty inches o' dat REAL soon...


Back on topic, Woolworths of all places did this chicken and mushroom pie that was like crack to me. I don't know how pieface fucked up making a pie chain in Australia (pies falling apart, over franchised) and yet the U.K has thousands of Greggs that I want to try.

Yanks, is arbys good goyslop or just depressing?

 

[Señora Airi]

Yanks, is arbys good goyslop or just depressing?

The main stuff is depressing, but I usually get their sliders when they're on sale. I also like their Jamocha shake.

 

[Gangstalker #32194]

The crinkle fries are pretty good, they had an orange shake I liked a bit

 

[Mayhem]

Autists love goyslop, and with the amount of autists that post here, I think there’s way more of us that love goyslop than we will admit.

My favorite goyslop meal is lazy enchiladas. Enchiladas are laborious to make from scratch and restaurants are too expensive, so if I crave them, I take taquitos, cover them with a nice Mexican-style red sauce and Mexican blend cheese, then bake for about 20 minutes or so. After baking, you can top with your favorite slop like sour cream, salsa, or guacamole. You can even pop in some rice with Mexican seasoning. It’s not bad for a quick meal. You can also top a frozen pizza with Italian herbs, pesto, and veggies to add flavor. It’s not bad-tasting, either. I also admit I make nice patty and tuna melts, and I don’t add in nearly as much oil and butter as you would get in a restaurant.

 

[thejackal2]

I literally kill and grow everything I eat. Anything else is for soy boy modern pussies.

 

[retard strength II]

I was unfortunately raised almost entirely on trash and goyslop and while I have mostly broken away from it, I'd be lying to say I never miss it. Off-brand bagel bites are a little treat.

 

[maguyver16]

Fast food is one thing, alcohol is another.

But you gotta quit soda, soda literally is nothing but negatives, addictive negatives. Literally nothing is gained from drinking soda.

 

[Super Guido]

Fast food is one thing, alcohol is another.

But you gotta quit soda, soda literally is nothing but negatives, addictive negatives. Literally nothing is gained from drinking soda.

I feel that way about candy.

Sugar craves sugar, and man do I love sugar.

 

[The Wichita Lion]

I've been guilty of pulling through McDonald's on my way to work when I feel like sleeping in an extra few minutes instead of packing a lunch.

 

[Mega Black]

I had some pictures taken the other day and I realized I have officially entered Discord Moderator areas of obesity. I would do something gay like blame depression or stress, which certainly don't help, but the real killer is the fact that I just like food a fuckton, healthy or not.

I am going to start fasting next month, beginning with a 36 hour fast to try and cut weight and force myself to quit sugars and carbs cold turkey.

But today? Yeah man, I'm getting a fucking cheeseburger.

 

[Buck Breaking SS]

I'm addicted to chocolate, will eat tons of it if its available. Got to stop buying it. Also substituting with no-sugar hot chocolate helps

 

[boofit]

Every month I buy one loaf of the cheapest whole wheat supermarket bread the soft shit and some pre packaged supermarket sliced salami. The horror.
Then at home I slice or grate young gouda (certainly not goyslop) and fix up 11 ,12 (not sure the amount of slices in the bread but around that) grilled cheese salami sandwiches in two sittings one for dinner one the next am for breakfast using a contact grill. One after the other ofc. This is as far as I'll go.

yeah I take the "bread" apart and combine parts so the outcome is bigger and overall work is less, would not like to lose my high man

 

[likeacrackado]

Nabisco has me by the balls. Its a rare grocery trip that I don't buy a package of Oreos, Nutter Butters, or Chips Ahoy. Nutter Butters might be the worst because I deceive myself into believing they're ok due to the association with peanut butter.

 

[greenthrowaway]

Used to indulge in the Nacho Doritos. Knew it was trash and I didn't care. Then I saw the tranny marketing campaign, and I haven't been able to eat any after that as I just imagine that fat demon scarfing them down in their clown outfit. I'm now buying the more priced and less tasty organic chips. For the best, but damn I'll miss those.

 

[Super Guido]

Nabisco has me by the balls. Its a rare grocery trip that I don't buy a package of Oreos, Nutter Butters, or Chips Ahoy. Nutter Butters might be the worst because I deceive myself into believing they're ok due to the association with peanut butter.

They changed the Chips Ahoy recipe very recently. How are they now?

 

[Chongqing]

Yanks, is arbys good goyslop or just depressing?

It's super depressing. I don't know why Chantal and Boogie eat it.

 

[Crocodylus Acutus]

I drink way too much soda, and subsequently, caffeine. The caffeine i'm addicted to, and have been since I was young, but the soda I like mainly because of the carbonation. I've been trying to switch to sparkling water, but that shit can get so pricey to get anything that doesn't taste immediately flat. Caffeine is so fucking awful, and the fact we collectively just don't care about its negative effects as much as we should is depressing.

 

[maguyver16]

I drink way too much soda, and subsequently, caffeine. The caffeine i'm addicted to, and have been since I was young, but the soda I like mainly because of the carbonation. I've been trying to switch to sparkling water, but that shit can get so pricey to get anything that doesn't taste immediately flat. Caffeine is so fucking awful, and the fact we collectively just don't care about its negative effects as much as we should is depressing.

Try kombucha.

I know the taste takes a little getting used to, and it can be a bit expensive, but I've found that:

1) it has a variety of flavors
2) it helps your stomach
3) it doesn't usually have a fuckton of calories

Just try to find decent alternatives, there are enough out there (like Perrier or Topo Chico) that provide that carbonation feeling to fuel your texture autism.

 

[Crocodylus Acutus]

Try kombucha.

I know the taste takes a little getting used to, and it can be a bit expensive, but I've found that:

1) it has a variety of flavors
2) it helps your stomach
3) it doesn't usually have a fuckton of calories

Just try to find decent alternatives, there are enough out there (like Perrier or Topo Chico) that provide that carbonation feeling to fuel your texture autism.

I actually really like kombucha, though I don't always have access to it. Perrier is my go to sparkling water, but yet again it's not always available. I just need to be better with my shopping and meal/grocery planning.