Greer v. Moon, No. 20-cv-00647 (D. Utah Sep. 16, 2020)

[facepalm]

2047 is when the motion to dismiss will get a ruling.

 

[Iron Hamster]

And they yelled “THIS IS KIWI COUNTRY!” as they placed the noose around his neck.

While holding, and not dropping, his Jersey Mike's sub

 

[Kosher Dill]

My prediction: the judge dismisses the case this week, but the case just keeps going anyway and they keep accepting and responding to new plights from Greer on a closed docket.

 

[GayestFurryTrash]

I went with “next year” because, realistically, December is just around the corner as far as this fucking case goes and that will probably be when the judge realizes that he needs to hit Greer withe the additional $500 sanction for being late to pay the original sanction awarded in February which also will still not be paid.

 

[RodgerDodger]

Friday's a holiday. I'm not holding my breath for anything to be resolved this week, but who knows.

I suspect most of the court is already on Holiday time. I mean it seems like nobody has noticed or corrected the rather glaring error on the docket yet. Begging the question does the district judge or Clerks not realize that the incompetant prose retard is the Plaintiff? Not the defendant.

 

[jerkstore]

it will never cease to amaze me that a case tena campbell dismissed swiftly has now escalated to this point and gone on so many years. the american judicial system is the most fucked. every one of us who pay taxes are and have been paying for this to go on this long. fuck. against a pro se retard. murderers get as much time on appeals as this fuckwit has gotten for being a retard.

 

[thegunbuilderguy]

2047 is when the motion to dismiss will get a ruling.

This is the year 2120, as september buds, it comes bringing a mark, that of the hundredth year of the beginning of the Greer v Moon lawsuit.
A special event to be sure, as nearly fifty years before, the supreme court decided, with heavy resistance from the opposition, that a lawsuit cannot go on for more than a 100 consecutive years.
This decision was inspired by this very lawsuit after mass media coverage in 2034 for having the longest period of time where a judge doesn't produce a ruling or any kind of update, topping any previous case at a whopping 9 years.
This number has since been ridiculized through the passage of time keeping the record at 95 consecutive years, the lawsuit claiming the record during all this time, and topping the record every new year's eve.
As for the state of affairs, Greer sadly passed away many years back from exposure in his car, but a disturbed relative at the time decided to inherit the case, hosting greer's consciousness through a GPT2 instance, with markedly improved coherence and response times despite running entirely through a second hand phone's CPU.
Judge Jared C. Benett Is thankfully still alive. Although more machine than man, doctors still insist there is some neural activity in the zones of his brain that aren't fully necrotized. It is also to be noted that why this case has been dragging so long is because his neuralink API chip has been nearly entirely non-functional, the bitrate transfer being slowed to a single bit per hour, making him only able to write three characters per day.
One of the ironies of it all stands above Lawyer Hardin, while he looks still as fresh as before he started, thanks to a ruling in his favor against a county giving him access to unlimited quantities of adrenochrome, one possibility looms over the case: technically, the supreme court ruling on lawsuit term limitations isn't absolute when it comes to minnesota.

As the medical aide comes to collect the first motion in nearly a hundred years from the judge and scans it for the docket, it reads:

As Mr Greer still hasn't paid the $774.41 owed to hardin, there is but one remedy to this failure to follow a court's order:
Mr Greer is ORDERED to pay the $774.41 owed to the defense, once more, and is given 30 days, after which, he will be given 30 additional days  to pay, after which, he will be given 30 additional days  to pay, after which, he will be given 30 additional days  to pay, after which, he will be given 30 additional days  to pay, after which, he will be given 30 additional days  to pay, after which, he will be given 30 additional days  to pay, after which, he will be given 30 additional days  to pay, after which, he will be given 30 additional days  to pay, before increasing the amount owed by $500.00.
IT IS SO ORDERED

As for the ruling on term limits, this case predates such and is thus not limited to a mere hundred years.
Further rulings on the pending motions to dismiss and the motions for sanctions by the defense will be addressed in the next docket, ECM 347.

 

[SCV]

I want to be a positive polly and put "this month" but I went back and looked at ECF241 (the order for the extra $500 if Greee misses the June 30th deadline). It doesn't even mention a date for when the now $1500 sanction is due. Presumably it's "immediately" but given how this has gone so far I am forced to optimistically pick "this year".

 

[LurchinUrchin]

Do sanctions have any tangible effect on Greer? He's probably collection-proof to a large degree, is there an exception for legal debts?

 

[SCV]

Do sanctions have any tangible effect on Greer? He's probably collection-proof to a large degree, is there an exception for legal debts?

He's basically admitted to having $5-7000 saved for his "business". He also said he has a job making 14$/hr (more than 200% the federal poverty level) so wage garnishment is on the table.

 

[RodgerDodger]

Do sanctions have any tangible effect on Greer? He's probably collection-proof to a large degree, is there an exception for legal debts?

Clearly none whatsoever.

He's basically admitted to having $5-7000 saved for his "business". He also said he has a job making 14$/hr (more than 200% the federal poverty level) so wage garnishment is on the table.

Greer is a pathological liar. Every single thing he has said in this case, or in any of his others has been a lie, a delusion, a fabrication or a "misunderstanding" (A lie!) If he had $7000 accessible with no strings attached he'd be getting him his penis sucked. So if he has any money (doubtful, he demanded Null pay his discovery document fees) it is in some way walled off from him using it for improper purposes, such as hookers or his nonstop fucking lawsuits. He claims it's "Business Money" which is of course bullshit. More likely it is an emergency account that his parents setup and control that he has limited access to. You can setup accounts for children where any checks or withdrawals alert the primary account holder who has to authorize them via the phone app. My bet is if the money exists it is in something like that.

 

[thebigdream]

It will take a least a month as there are also several motions for sanctions that the court also needs to consider. I'm more curious how long it will take the district judge to set another payment deadline and what additional penalties will be threatened. I'll wager he doesn't do anything until next week and that Greer gets until the end of the month and this time it's $1,000, but I'll laugh if the amount manages to creep back to (or even exceed) the original $5,000 that the magistrate awarded which could happen if we get two months of double or nothing from the district judge in the time it takes for the magistrate to make his ruling.

My fear is that Greee believes that the sanctions will be waived by some future, magical happenstance (possibly related to Harden being sent to the gulag for being an Evil Dude), and will happily keep accruing them to keep the case open, the docket clogged, and the flow of plightsperging untapped. The judge will slowly escalate the sanctions amount over the coming months and years, thinking that surely some degree of cause and effect exists within Greee's mental model, only to too late realise it's now 2076, America no longer exists and half the people involved in the case have died from natural causes or radiation from the nuclear fallout.

 

[HackerX]

Clearly none whatsoever.

That's a good question. What punishment can cause a tangible effect on Greee? Are there any other options for the court besides fines or dismissal?

 

[RodgerDodger]

That's a good question. What punishment can cause a tangible effect on Greee? Are there any other options for the court besides fines or dismissal?

Contempt of Court? Dismissal of the case and a Court Order declaring him Vexatious, at least for the 10th Circuit? But no, the problem with allowing Pro Se Retard Plaintiff's is there is never any way to make the Defendant Whole.

 

[Jacknife]

It will take a least a month as there are also several motions for sanctions that the court also needs to consider.

Isn't it more likely that he rules on the non-payment and instead lets the other motions stew for two more months?

After all one is a no brainer that can be handled in a docket text-only order and the rulings on the sanctions require actual work

 

[The Un-Clit]

That's a good question. What punishment can cause a tangible effect on Greee? Are there any other options for the court besides fines or dismissal?

A ban from all whorehouses in the state of Nevada until the sanctions are paid?

 

[mindlessobserver]

2047 is when the motion to dismiss will get a ruling.

This case is fully on track to be heard by the Imperium of Man 20,000 years from now.

 

[SCV]

If he had $7000 accessible with no strings attached he'd be getting him his penis sucked. So if he has any money (doubtful, he demanded Null pay his discovery document fees) it is in some way walled off from him using it for improper purposes, such as hookers or his nonstop fucking lawsuits. He claims it's "Business Money" which is of course bullshit. More likely it is an emergency account that his parents setup and control that he has limited access to.

It may well be a custodial account but I think there is some $5-7000 that he's trying to use as a kind of "down payment" along with the ever illusive "investors" to try and jump start his whore empire. As to blowing it on getting him his penis sucked there's not that many brothels. Are we sure word hasn't spread to all of them and now his only option is to DIY a brothel? Either way looking forward to the debtors exam if it happens. What will the court do when he refuses to produce his bank statements?

That's a good question. What punishment can cause a tangible effect on Greee? Are there any other options for the court besides fines or dismissal?

Contempt of Court? Dismissal of the case and a Court Order declaring him Vexatious, at least for the 10th Circuit? But no, the problem with allowing Pro Se Retard Plaintiff's is there is never any way to make the Defendant Whole.

I continue to believe the best outcome here is wage garnishment that will take decades to pay back as a deterrent. Seeing his hooker money go to null every paycheck will burn him up. Getting him labeled as vexatious is also a nice to have as it may deter specifically litigious retards (ie. acerthorn).

 

[Napoleon III]

After all one is a no brainer that can be handled in a docket text-only order and the rulings on the sanctions require actual work

Not necessarily if I were the district Judge I'd make that part of my reasons to dismiss. If you want to make your order dismissing a case as strong as possible pointing out that someone straight up refused to pay sanctions when ordered to helps.

It's another reason that must be defeated upon appeal by Russ. We're up to like 4 or 5 at this point.

Granted the District judge has not exactly been good at holding Greer accountable. So we shall see.

 

[obsdj]

This case is fully on track to be heard by the Imperium of Man 20,000 years from now.

After which he’ll appeal to the Padishah Emperor.