Hasan Piker / HasanAbi - Young Turk, Twitch Streamer, Stunlocked Brogressive, Cenk's Nephew, only a socialist for the money

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I wish this dude would just stop being so worried about his image, his face, his rep (with a specific kind of people) and just cut a rug with ole Sammy in the ring. It would be amazing content and he theoretically COULD just take boxing & cardio seriously enough to the point where he could outmatch a 37-year-old cigar-smoking fatass like Sam, or at least go in there and not get obliterated and be proud of stepping up like Thompson did.

I get it, his grift might be in jeopardy if he ever even remotely interacts with Sam in any way other than having a meltdown over how much of a "mentally ill nazi" he is and worrying that his fans are going to do something heinous like leave candy wrappers in front of his door or whatever, but as an internet personality, he should be COMPELLED to answer the call of content and nut up to the occasion. Besides, he doesn't need to stop being a leftist fag or something to have at least some fun once in a blue moon.

It's just a few rounds of celebrity heavyweight boxing with your internet rival, Hasan. Don't get gassed in 20 seconds and you win. How bad could it be?
 
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This thin-skinned doofus is making 200k a month from paypigs on twitch, more when you add in his youtube channel and any shitty merch he sells. How the fuck.
 
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This thin-skinned doofus is making 200k a month from paypigs on twitch, more when you add in his youtube channel and any shitty merch he sells. How the fuck.
And that's just subs and bits btw, that doesn't include donations, sponsors, merch and YouTube as you said, and any investments he's made (if he's even smart enough to do that), etc. YouTube/Twitch can be a great racket, and it's almost always people who don't deserve it that make it to the top and rake in that much money.
 
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This thin-skinned doofus is making 200k a month from paypigs on twitch, more when you add in his youtube channel and any shitty merch he sells. How the fuck.
The ironic part is much like Hasan, his fanbase will be the type to want to “Eat The Rich™“ while paying him in Twitch donations, which are then owned by a multi-billionaire owned company like Amazon.
 
The ironic part is much like Hasan, his fanbase will be the type to want to “Eat The Rich™“ while paying him in Twitch donations, which are then owned by a multi-billionaire owned company like Amazon.
Fear not, they're probably already circling the wagons running that retarded "Socialism is when no X" meme to justify blatant hypocrisy by a supposed "revolutionary."
 
And that's just subs and bits btw, that doesn't include donations, sponsors, merch and YouTube as you said, and any investments he's made (if he's even smart enough to do that), etc. YouTube/Twitch can be a great racket, and it's almost always people who don't deserve it that make it to the top and rake in that much money.
Also missing salary from Twitch.
 
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This thin-skinned doofus is making 200k a month from paypigs on twitch, more when you add in his youtube channel and any shitty merch he sells. How the fuck.
It's the modern economy where all the regulation and government intervention makes it impossible to create anything so massive amounts of money is sunk into advertisement and e-grifting. Maybe if anyone trying to start a business didn't have to capitulate to environmental impact statements and ESG scores we could see actual industry, but that's too much to ask for, just raise taxes again and hope that moral improves.

Hasan is just the beneficiary of rot.
 
Roach under fire, wouldn't be suprised if it turned out to be true. It's still funny to see him in damage control mode. Actually something that can dent his public image.

Commie roach gleefully admits to going to brothels connected to human trafficking, I wouldn't put it beside him to sleep with a 17-year-old, though I feel that the accusation is a little weak considering we're talking about someone within the age of consent for a lot of the world.
 
Commie roach gleefully admits to going to brothels connected to human trafficking, I wouldn't put it beside him to sleep with a 17-year-old, though I feel that the accusation is a little weak considering we're talking about someone within the age of consent for a lot of the world.
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If it happened in California lil bro here could be in legitimate trouble. But then again, Cali is so fucking cucked and trash they let anybody out of prison and go easy on people for even serious crimes, but it would be hilarious if he becomes a registered sex offender.
 
Roach under fire, wouldn't be suprised if it turned out to be true. It's still funny to see him in damage control mode. Actually something that can dent his public image.

Considering Lav is the one making the accusations I'd say take it with a giant grain of salt. Apparently the "17 year old" is a girl Hasan used to date. I listened to a little bit of the clip where he talked about the accusations and thought it was weird he said that he had talked to said ex, and she told him the accuser (I didnt know at the time it was Lav) was known to randomly make up shit like this. Once I found out who was making the accusation, it wasn't weird anymore.
I dipped out watching the clip after Hasan started going off on a chatter for saying it's weird that he was 25 dating a 19 year old. I dont even dislike Hasan, but the chatter wasn't wrong even if it is legal.
 
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