Hasan Piker / HasanAbi - Young Turk, Twitch Streamer, Stunlocked Brogressive, Cenk's Nephew, only a socialist for the money

[Disastrously Dumb]

Another video explaining Hasan is an idiot
and how majority if not all of the Legaltube content creators agree that they're all fucked. (Hasan and his Orbiters)

 

[Sargon's wife's son]

Another video explaining Hasan is an idiot
and how majority if not all of the Legaltube content creators agree that they're all fucked. (Hasan and his Orbiters)

I said this Hassan is even worse than a Zionist Jew. May Allah forgive me for saying this. He is a Turkish man.

 

[Mr. Johnson]

Another video explaining Hasan is an idiot
and how majority if not all of the Legaltube content creators agree that they're all fucked. (Hasan and his Orbiters)

Meanwhile, we have the fat fuck bending over backwards to defend Hasan

 

[Surfin Terf]

Meanwhile, we have the fat fuck bending over backwards to defend Hasan
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I find it hard to get too worked up about Hasan "doxing" a commenter considering the site that we're on. The fact that he showed the wrong guy to his thousands of viewers is worth condemning (essentially his lack of care), but if it had been the right guy I wouldn't have cared at all.

 

[Mr. Johnson]

I find it hard to get too worked up about Hasan "doxing" a commenter considering the site that we're on. The fact that he showed the wrong guy to his thousands of viewers is worth condemning (essentially his lack of care), but if it had been the right guy I wouldn't have cared at all.

Hey, I agree, I do more "doxing" on a weekly basis. But Oreo's response seems disproportionate, if I was in his position I wouldn't bother speaking up and would just laugh at the shitshow.

 

[cleanerfromvenus]

I said this Hassan is even worse than a Zionist Jew. May Allah forgive me for saying this. He is a Turkish man.

I agree, very very jewish type man. All about the money and fucking people over, not truly about spreading any kind of good will. Yells over people, is actually semitic, lives in LA. Super, super jewish.

 

[Maraschino]

I don't remember seeing this posted anywhere: actual video of a true Hasan stream.

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[whatchamacallit]

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Hasan vtuber rig

 

[Haramburger]

Cross-posting from the Ethan Klein thread, but one of Hasan's twitter orbiters Gato Fumador has been soft-doxed by Ethan, and it's Asmongold-adjacent because Gato also mocked Asmongold for killing his mom. The irony here is that Gato is revealed to be an unemployed 37-year old basement dweller, and he responds by saying that his "career is on hold to prioritize being a full-time dialysis caregiver for his dad," very empathetic story. Asmon closes the clip saying he'll help in the lawsuit, all Ethan has to do is reach out.

It really is becoming a Lolsuit Cinematic Universe™ with all these crossover events:

 

[Whore of Babylon 69]

With the amount of tard rages Hamas of the Small Piker has on the daily, it makes me wonder when he'll have either a heart attack or a stroke, because the cockroach apparently takes insurmountable amounts of steroids and keeps using hairplugs with a substance that shrinks the dick. At this rate I think he might pop like a balloon during a stream.

 

[Granny's Peach Tea]

Cross-posting from the Ethan Klein thread, but one of Hasan's twitter orbiters Gato Fumador has been soft-doxed by Ethan, and it's Asmongold-adjacent because Gato also mocked Asmongold for killing his mom. The irony here is that Gato is revealed to be an unemployed 37-year old basement dweller, and he responds by saying that his "career is on hold to prioritize being a full-time dialysis caregiver for his dad," very empathetic story. Asmon closes the clip saying he'll help in the lawsuit, all Ethan has to do is reach out.

It really is becoming a Lolsuit Cinematic Universe™ with all these crossover events:

It must pain Hasan that he didn’t get the 72 virgin “LA 10” orbiters he was promised.

Instead, Hasan has: Hijabba the Hutt, derp-faced Denims, Anisa and The Raped, George “Jud Süß” Ganitis and now, this basement dweller.

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

With the amount of tard rages Hamas of the Small Piker has on the daily, it makes me wonder when he'll have either a heart attack or a stroke, because the cockroach apparently takes insurmountable amounts of steroids and keeps using hairplugs with a substance that shrinks the dick. At this rate I think he might pop like a balloon during a stream.

The man is too terminally online on social media to care about wanting to end his life. He’s not just lazy, but he’s too selfish to do anything like that. If anything, Hasan is so cowardly that he’ll just this an excuse to bait his audience into getting his orbiters to rage on behalf of him, even though most of them are just subtly keeping his distance from him.

 

[gay porn is the best porn]

Another video explaining Hasan is an idiot
and how majority if not all of the Legaltube content creators agree that they're all fucked. (Hasan and his Orbiters)

In typical narcissistic manchild fashion, he thinks that he's immune to the law, gets overconfident, and makes blatant threats because he tried and failed to copy moistcritical so he can seem cool to his retarded audience that consists of 13-18 year olds with a few pedofaggots mixed in to be the jannys.
Even total retards can see that he has a bad case of peter pan syndrome and will consume insane amounts of PEDs to look hot. In 10 or so years he'll either pivot and try to get silver fox look for himself or (the more likely case) he'll start to get plastic surgery and look like a complete mess by 50 if his heart doesn't fail before then. Screencap this because I know I'm right.

 

[Zaryiu2]

Correct. It's a bit hard to pinpoint where he is in the political spectrum, because of how much of a spergy retard he is whenever he's streaming. I wouldn't be surprised if, after he inevitably burns all the bridges with everybody on the left, he pulls a Brianna Wu and starts hanging out with rightwingers.

I can pinpoint where he is on the political spectrum: He's an asshole

You could have just said Arabs are naturally retarded.

If you look up pre-islamic Arabs rhey definitely accomplished some rather interesting and sometimes impressive stuff, Islam not even once

 

[The Fuck's Going On Here]

If you look up pre-islamic Arabs rhey definitely accomplished some rather interesting and sometimes impressive stuff, Islam not even once

Funnily enough, even after Islam, the Arabs still had a good time going, whether it was doing their own shit, or compiling information from Greece or India or China or wherever. Benefits of being between all those regions, after all.
I'm gonna say what ruined it all for them is that motherfucker Al-Ghazali, who turned all their knowledge and curiosity around and went "No! Science? Knowledge? THINKING FOR YOURSELF!?! That's fake, gay, retarded and haram. The answer to everything should be some form of 'Allah did it.' And if anyone doesn't agree with that, introduce them to sharp objects and pointy sticks. Or at the least, oppress them."

I kinda feel like Hasan is the spiritual successor to that fag; hopefully, he won't ruin entire civilizations over his retardation.

 

[Blue Gem Kosher Queen]

I'm disappointed that we aren't making fun of the Superman is literally me moment.

 

[Lisa forgive me]

I'm disappointed that we aren't making fun of the Superman is literally me moment.

"Guys we should make fun of this thing," then proceeds to not post it. Legendary.

 

[Herpes is Brat]

If you could bodysnatch Hasan you could get an army of trannies and ugly women to start using slurs again

 

[Meth Dick]

and he responds by saying that his "career is on hold to prioritize being a full-time dialysis caregiver for his dad,"

"Hey dad how ya feeling? need anything? cool, how bout that Gutfeld? Yeah Top Gear sucks dick now"
literally all it fucking takes, this person is a total faggot and he should do his dad a service and not go visit him if he thinks doing the bare minimum is a fucking chore.

 

[Blue Gem Kosher Queen]

"Guys we should make fun of this thing," then proceeds to not post it. Legendary.

Here ya go goy.

And the dickriders are at work. Lil bro is going to "headline" an anti-ICE fundraiser in LA too.



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