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I absolutely cannot imagine anyone with a modicum of biology knowledge injecting themselves with a random vial made by a "lab" with no pharmaceutical oversight, when kombucha is cleaner. Like, my next project is red miso, which takes a full three years to ferment into a usable paste.
If you bothered to read the DIY HRT subs, you'd understand that most troons actually have a better knowledge of biology than most doctors.

Can't even sell your own homebrew (alcohol) in a lot of places in Europe for "safety" reasons, yet there's a cadre of amateur chemists making fucking hormones.
 

I had my internal EU package checked once. You get a protocol from the customs, and they secure your package again.
I have never had domestic package checked, but I know that ordering drugs to Paczkomats:
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Is pretty big now, and some people are getting caught, so the Police is catching on.
 
I had my internal EU package checked once. You get a protocol from the customs, and they secure your package again.
I have never had domestic package checked, but I know that ordering drugs to Paczkomats:
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Is pretty big now, and some people are getting caught, so the Police is catching on.
Reminder to tip off local customs and private courier should be held to tighter scrunity, chemicals that troons ship in DIY kits are flammable and produce toxic vapors. Nevermind being unauthorized "drugs" that violate multiple health codes.
There are laundry list of reasons why parcels from troons and their puppet companies abuse free transit system in EU.
Police and customs operate antiquated systems with slashed budgets.
 
How the fuck does that even work? Like, how does shoving whatever up your ass get it inside your body?? And why the ass?? Isn't it supposed to be strictly a exit for waste, and nothing more???
Intestines can absorb substances quite well, it's a well-known secret that the fastest way to get alcohol poisoning it to pour vodka up your ass, although even weaker alcohols can be deadly.
Emergency medical services were summoned, and on arrival the presence of a middle aged white male, lying on his left side in bed, was noted. The patient was in fixed rigor and livor mortis, was asystolic, and was pronounced dead. An enema bag was hanging from a coat rack next to the bed and contained a yellow colored fluid. A tube was connected to the enema bag and the other end inserted into the patient's rectum. Several empty boxes of white wine were also discovered during the scene investigation. The patient was wearing a condom and women's underwear, and numerous pornographic materials were found throughout the room.
Aaand it's a fucking AGP. Honestly, I didn't expect the only case of accidental suicide via alcohol enema linked to on Wikipedia to involve a troon. But it doesn't surprise me in the slightest.
 
Chinese Twitter is filled with examples of homebrew HRT.
Results are not as advertised butt chugging molten down plastic bags is a great way to get prostate cancer, DIY hormones slowly poison stupid enough troons who use them give them verified Lucas Roberts look and they will never be women. Keffals himself admitted that the bottom surgery is a second asshole and hormones will give you moobs seen with people like Omori Boy.

All trannies are mutilated homosexuals, simple as.
 
Intestines can absorb substances quite well, it's a well-known secret that the fastest way to get alcohol poisoning it to pour vodka up your ass, although even weaker alcohols can be deadly.

Aaand it's a fucking AGP. Honestly, I didn't expect the only case of accidental suicide via alcohol enema linked to on Wikipedia to involve a troon. But it doesn't surprise me in the slightest.
BRUHHHHH Nah, i know troons are... well... troons, but i did NOT expect this degree of brainrot
 
My dude troons are popping out in small pockets across vantablack and qantabrown lands.we had a troon here win best dressed woman at some party and later the organizers had to retreat from backlash..but yeah true the avg person here is strongly anti-faggotry
As a bulgarian i do not experience such issues, i wonder why?
I mean, i think the answer is in the question. Just go live in a country that hasn't faggoted out. (so basically everywhere except north america and western europe) That's my piece of advice
 
I'm gonna predict this thread is gonna be popular next year since Trump is back in office and troons are seething and dilating over their usual HRT source possibly disappearing.
im gonna predict some of those troons are gonna rope over that, given what i saw on reddit, and also given trump is actually somewhat sane, unlike that DEI hire of a candidate
 
Yeah, I'll have to check in more often on these loons. The hysteria over Trump and Project 2025 should be very funny, especially after he's sworn into office.
For example, trans cartoonist & lolcow Sophie Labelle is already acting like troons are going to be genocided or something, and people in his replies are recommending DIY HRT sites.
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Let's see what's going on over at r/TransDIY:

I mentioned previously that with the closure of Felicitas and GirlPotion, the main DIY HRT vendor in Europe seems to be AstroVials. And... now it sounds like they're having shipments seized as well. :popcorn: Still open for business, but they're on the radar.
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There are also problems with Silvermaple Labs in Canada, apparently? Probably not legal problems (since this is Canada, after all 🙄). I think it's more that with the recent closures, all the other big vendors are having trouble dealing with the increased demand.
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TeaHRT kinda confirms this:
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Miscellaneous:

Makes me smile. :)
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Muh life saving HRT!!! 😢 The Bad Orange Man is going to rip it away from me!
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A lil pooner is afraid of "the big scary man" coming back, so she asks r/TransDIY where she can stock up on testosterone.
https://archive.ph/Hjkqd
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Despite this being explicitly against Reddit ToS (as seen on the subreddit's sidebar), the commenters tell her where to get it anyway. That top comment spells out eroids.com, btw.
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Finally, here's a random post that shocked & angered me a bit. A grandmother talking about wanting to get DIY HRT testosterone for her 12-year-old granddaughter:
https://old.reddit.com/user/SpookyGoing
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She dares to complain about "misinformation" and people "hating women", and yet here she is! On a gross subreddit filled with garbage troon advice, actively seeking out how to destroy her own granddaughter's body! MATI. 🎩
 
I mentioned previously that with the closure of Felicitas and GirlPotion, the main DIY HRT vendor in Europe seems to be AstroVials. And... now it sounds like they're having shipments seized as well. :popcorn: Still open for business, but they're on the radar.
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Oh look! The EU is finally doing something useful for once. Was about time they pulled their shit together,
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Also look at this pooner that lost his money :lit: You love to see it
 
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yD9Zib9Q5Ww could you imagine that done like this but for real?
We should be thankful that there's no r/TransDIYSurgeries subreddit. It would be fucking terrifying to see tutorials of people rearranging their genitals in the mirror while injecting themselves with copious amount of drugs so they don't pass out due to blood loss. But, reality is so fucked up sometimes that I wouldn't doubt this happened at least once or twice.
 
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Who's ready for their very own HRT Homebrewing Kit? :lol:

In these troubling times of DIY HRT vendors being shut down by the police and the Bad Orange Man coming soon to enact Project 2025's trans genocide... one brave vendor is taking a stand!
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TeaHRT is busy making HRT homebrewing kits for small-scale production, for use by individual troons. The kits are expected to be finished and to start shipping out in January.
https://bsky.app/profile/teahrt.bsky.social
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TeaHRT is under siege, under lockdown! :lol:
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Anyway, here's his work-in-progress kit and instructions:
https://teahrt.com/product/the-mostlycomplete-diy-brew-set/ [Archive]
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Description​

Hello! This is our entry level DIY kit, to get you started in homebrewing and mutual aid. Everything in the kit is listed, and you are free to purchase these items on your own. Buying from us simply supports the R&D that it took to make these kits, as well as covers any losses we may incur from reships.

We will not provide individual support on how to homebrew over any contact medium. Please do not email us with questions regarding the instructions or how to use this kit. We hold NO liability over any finished product that you make, nor for any injury resulting from improper use, mistake or otherwise. By following these instructions, or by buying this kit, you agree to hold no liability towards us in any case of injury of yourself, or others.

Homebrewing must be done with care.
Packing list:

(5) 0.2um PTFE syringe filters

(10) 25g needles

(5) 1mL oral syringes

(5) 60mL leur lock syringes

(1) 4.05-4.15g EEn raws

(10) evacuated, sterilized, depyrogenated 10mL clear vials

(1) 100mL media bottle

(1) 50mL benzyl alcohol bottle

(1) 16fl oz 473mL pharmaceutical grade MCT oil

Related products (including the raw estradiol powder):
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https://teahrt.com/product-category/raws/
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Here's the copy/paste of the instructions for the kit:
The Entry DIY Kit -Tea
WIP WIP WIP WIP WIP

(do not contact for support on brewing)


Foreword

I'd like to start off by thanking you for supporting us, and DIY as a whole. As time passes DIY vendors will come and go, some will be good, some will be bad. By buying this kit you have decided to take your own and perhaps your local communities health into your own hands. This is an incredibly freeing and powerful tool, but it must be performed with care. Brewing should not be taken lightly. The ideal brewer has a high attention to detail, carefully reads instructions and performs actions deliberately. You should have a high standard for your work, and be okay with throwing out product if you are not completely confident in it. That being said, while we cannot perfectly replicate lab conditions, we can stick to key safety and sterilization methods to reduce our risk significantly. This kit/tek is meant to simplify the brewing process as much as possible, and do it at as low of a cost as possible without sacrificing quality.


This kit comes with enough materials (other than raws and empty vials) to produce ~50 10mL vials. You will have many syringes/filters/oils left over from your first brew, this is by design. You can continue to use this kit in the future, noting that you should replace the MCT oil after 2 years after first opening it. MCT oil is easily sourceable online, ensuring you're buying c8/c10 mix.


If this guide was shared around, do note that you can treat it a bit like a shopping list. I'm not going to pretend that this is the best guide on the internet, but it's purpose is to serve as the lowest cost barrier of entry while maintaining quality.


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Packing list:

(5) 0.2um PTFE syringe filters

(10) 25g needles

(5) 1mL oral syringes

(5) 60mL leur lock syringes

(1) 4.05-4.15g EEn raws

(10) evacuated(vacuum), sterilized, depyrogenated 10mL clear vials

(1) 100mL media bottle

(1) 50mL benzyl alcohol bottle

(1) 16fl oz 473mL pharmaceutical grade MCT oil

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What you will need to purchase on your own, you can find on amazon or walmart

Lab gloves

Isopropyl alcohol 70%

kimwipes

Instant pot (preferebly instant pot pro) with a steamer basket (see italicised paragraph below)



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This guide will produce (10) 10mL 40mg/mL enanthate vials. I suggest you make this full amount, as if you don't you will use up more supplies than neccessary, and you will need to purchase an accurate scale.



Start by identifying a location with

1: Enough space to work with

2: A tile, or linoleum flooring, not carpet.

3: At least 1 meter away from running water, circulating fans, or other places where dust gets flung around

4:Easily cleaned

5: Has not contained pets, or other animals.


Generally a kitchen works well. Begin by making yourself an open space to work with, you'll want a good amount of room. Take out any trash, and move appliances and dishes away.


Put on a pair of gloves. We're going to start by cleaning the area around our workspace. Use a damp cloth to wipe down everything close by that can accumulate dust or debris. We want to minimize the amount of dust and contamination in the air around us. Next, we will clean the surface we're going to be working on. Normal household cleaners will work, bleach is fine. When finished ensure there is no residue left behind by your cleaning supplies. Change your gloves


Grab a clean baking sheet or another metal tray you can use to lay out your materials and place it on your workspace. Give it a quick wipe down with 70% isopropyl alcohol and the kimwipes. Place your raws, 10 empty vials, 2 filters, 4 syringes and 100mL flask on top of it. Place your MCT oil, Benzyl Alcohol, and other supplies nearby. Rinse your 100mL flask a few times with isopropyl alcohol, and set aside to dry. Change your gloves


Once completely dry, empty all of the raws you received (4.05-4.15g) into the 100mL flask. Grab a 60mL syringe, and attach the 25g needle to it not using a filter. Draw up and dispense a total of 94mL of MCT oil into the 100mL flask, you will need to draw twice for the total amount. Finally, using the 1mL syringes, draw up 2mL of the Benzyl Alcohol and put it in the flask. It is more important to get an accurate amount of benzyl alcohol than MCT oil. MCT oil will be fine +- a few mL

Replace caps on the MCT, BA, and your 100mL flask. Ensure that the 100mL flask lid is secure. Toss away your gloves


Shake vigorously, and apply mild heat if necessary. If you have to add heat (or are impatient), then set up a double boiler on very low heat, ensuring that the cap is tight to prevent water ingress. You should not submerge more than an inch of the flask into warm water. This may take up to an hour or longer. You can shake it for a while, take a break and go do something else, and then come back and shake it more, be patient during this time. When completely dissolved, move onto the next step.


Draw up 50mL of your solution into the previously used 60mL syringe, and pull a small amount of air as well. Remove the needle carefully, and attach a syringe filter in place. Attach a new fresh needle to the end of the syringe filter. It should be syringe -> syringe filter -> needle.


Grab one of your evacuated, presterilized vials, and carefully pierce the top of the top of the vial with your filled syringe filter unit. Try to avoid wiggling the top of the syringe around as much as possible. Apply moderate pressure to start filling your first vial, filling to no more than 10mL marked by the syringe. Once finished, pull the needle out and repeat to the next 4 vials, totaling five. The last vial will likely not completely fill, this is due to losses in the filter.


Remove the needle and filter. You may re-use a needle (without a filter attached!) to redraw the rest of the remaining solution in the 100mL flask. Once drawn (with a small amount of air as well), place a new filter and new needle on the end and repeat the previous steps. You should now have 10 vials ready to use, with appx 2 of them slightly less filled.

Inspect your vials for potential coring, as well as for any contamination within them. Discard any vials with coring or contamination.


Note for next section: there is discussion about whether or not terminal heat sterilization via autoclave/instant pot is effective or beneficial. Additionally, having already punctured the vials with a needle to fill, there is a risk of introducing moisture to the vials though this was not significant in our tests. I do suggest that you perform this step, and I do perform an autoclave after my own vials, but it is up to you whether or not you want to do this step. hrtcat may disagree, i don't see a negative to doing it anyway.


Set up your instant pot and steamer by filling the instant pot with roughly 1 inch (or water line just below the steamer) of filtered water. Place your vials inside the steamer basket, ensuring that they are not directly touching any water. Run at high pressure setting on pressure cook (with keep warm off) for 1 hour in an instant pot pro, or 2.5 hours in a normal instapot. Let cool, and remove your vials (steam can cause burns, be cautious).

Label your vials appropriately, masking tape and sharpie work, if you want to be fancy you can get a sticker.

Congratulations, you have just produced your own HRT. Do keep in mind that vials should be used within 5 years, so maybe it's time to give some away to friends :)

Cleanup:
Throw all used needles in a sharps bin, discard of used filters and syringes. Clean the 100mL flask with a small amount of dish soap, washing all suds out and resoaping at least 2 times to get rid of MCT. Rinse with water well afterwords! You don't want any soap in your next batch. Finalize it with a quick rinse of 70% ISO, let dry, recap and store.


If even experienced DIY HRT manufacturers like Otokonoko sometimes have trouble brewing uncontaminated troonshine, then I wonder what kind of fun drama we'll see when complete novices get their hands on these kits? :story:
No matter how much idiot-proofing TeaHRT tries to do, I'm sure there will be some disastrous results.
 
"The metabolism of Estradiol valerate can be decreased when combined with Benzyl alcohol."
I was wondering why they were adding more stuff.
MCT oil is just there as a carrier.

It's not terribly bad, but... given the saneness of users... LOL
1h of boil is not enough to kill most resistant spores, it will just pasteurize things to an extent, which isn't wrong for injectables, but still.
Holy moly that someone would be insane enough to put something like that into their own body.
And then there's an idiot telling people they shouldn't do it.
Just insane
 
Related: Some of the big names in the DIY HRT scene are establishing a presence on Bluesky. Bluesky is really becoming even more of a nuthouse with all the recent migrations.
See: https://bsky.app/search?q=diy+hrt

Aside from TeaHRT, Diyhrt.market is another notable one.
https://diyhrt.market/
https://bsky.app/profile/diyhrtdotmarket.bsky.social
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For all you manly lil d00ds who feel left out, don't worry! Buying testosterone is still relatively easy despite the legal issues! :)
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https://www.diyhrt.wiki/
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If even experienced DIY HRT manufacturers like Otokonoko sometimes have trouble brewing uncontaminated troonshine, then I wonder what kind of fun drama we'll see when complete novices get their hands on these kits?
They're going to get kids being sent into the ER with their infected troonshine. These people deserve to be in mass graves.
 
Related: Some of the big names in the DIY HRT scene are establishing a presence on Bluesky. Bluesky is really becoming even more of a nuthouse with all the recent migrations.
See: https://bsky.app/search?q=diy+hrt

Aside from TeaHRT, Diyhrt.market is another notable one.
https://diyhrt.market/
https://bsky.app/profile/diyhrtdotmarket.bsky.social
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For all you manly lil d00ds who feel left out, don't worry! Buying testosterone is still relatively easy despite the legal issues! :)
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How the fuck is this not treated the same way cartels and their drugs are????.

FBI? CIA? MI6? EUROPOL??? ANYONE??? Do something about this for fucks sake. I feel the only half competent response is by the EU but even that is barely functioning shit. I mean, they are trying, i"'ll give 'em that but. Just. Why????
 
If you bothered to read the DIY HRT subs, you'd understand that most troons actually have a better knowledge of biology than most doctors.

Can't even sell your own homebrew (alcohol) in a lot of places in Europe for "safety" reasons, yet there's a cadre of amateur chemists making fucking hormones.
I say let them, more entertainment for us.
 
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