Horrorcow "Honest" Frank Cucchiara - Mayor of Mastic Beach

[juneaui]

Posted originally in the personal lolcow thread. I wasn't sure at first if I should start a thread, but there is so much potential content with him it doesn't make sense not to.
(Let me know if I am posting incorrectly, I was a lurker until a few days ago)

Originally posted 9/15/17

Ok, I should have posted this one a long time ago. This guy has been sort of meme in my area, especially with my friends. Unfortunately, his site is no more. I was lucky enough to be accepted as his friend on Facebook. I personally asked him when his site will back up as I am his biggest fan, he assured me it will be back up soon. Until then, luckily, waybackmachine has some of his good pages, but many links are broken. I don't even know where to start with this guy.

This is "Honest" Frank Cucchiara. He ran for mayor in a small village town on Long Island, New York. Shockingly, he did not win. He is a very interesting individual.

• He walks around in public wearing an American flag as a cape.
• His website looked like it was created in 1998 with Geocities.
• Livestreams shirtless barely saying anything other than staring at the camera breathing heavily or speaking in general nonsense. He streams on every site possible. Ustream, Facebook Live, Twitch, Spreecast, Battlecam, and half a dozen others. Also, he posts his videos on his YouTube channel. Sometimes he streams for hours and uploads the whole thing on youtube.
• Created his own church - "The Honest and Frank Religion of Angels"
  • His house has a huge cross on it with spray-painted signs promoting his "church".
  • The pledge of his church is follows:
  • PLEDGE
    I Pledge Allegiance to the Flag, of the Honest And Frank, Religion Of Angels Charity, and to the Angels who Fight For What's Right, All Angels, like Honest Frank, telling the Honest And Frank truth, with Liberty, and Justice, for Angels!
• He threatened to bomb town hall and was subsequently arrested.
• He has several enemies, many of which include local politicians. He thinks they have a vendetta against him for some reason.
• He also has big beef with local law enforcement. Probably because he is always getting arrested.
• He bought the domain of a local congressman once the ownership lapsed and had the page redirect to his website.
• He is quite obsessed with "erotic sculptures".
• He spends his disability check on buying bizarre domains, some of which include...
  • Every possible combination of names for local politicians. First, middle initial, last name, those names switched around, etc. It seems like he does not have them anymore as I checked and the sites are down.
  • He also bought up stuff like eroticmalesculptures.com, eroticfemalesculptures.com, ones about endtables, other weird stuff. The link for the page isn't there anymore sadly.
• He defends pedophilia and is basically an admitted pedophile and had a whole page about an underage girl he had sexual intercourse with when she was 14 and he was 18. Actual quote - "If YOU was an 18 years young Teenage Boy, or OLDER, ask yourself if you would HIT THAT!"
  • Example 1
  • Example 2
  • Example 3
  • Example 4 - he wants to buy a child sex doll
• He's pretty racist & anti-semitic.
• He believes the town is run by organized crime.
• He has been rumored to sexually molest his dogs on cam. (See petition section below)

If anything else comes to mind, I'll come back and edit this post. I regret not posting this sooner, I would have a lot more material. Sadly, everything links to his Facebook now. It is still gold, but not quite the same.

Originally EDIT 9/15/17
A friend of mine linked me to an old petition to get Honest Frank off of the internet. Some comments include:

• i'm signing this because 14 years ago i was 12 years old and frank molested me its wreaked havoc on my life i cant even look men in the eyes he put things in my ass while choking me with his penis then he made his dog hump me while i was tired over a foot stool i know there was video cameras set up so he could make money on is this man is a threat to humanity and needs to be put in a hospital before he hurts more children and animals
  
• CREEP! abuse of animals and likes little children! get him off the internet!
  
• I have been contacted by this individual via Twitter. The content of his messages to me were highly inappropriate for a first conversation and I quickly decided to distance myself from him. He told me that he had sex with a 14 year old girl when he was 18. He said he later married her. A very strange man indeed and my opinion of him was further reinforced having seen him on the internet making comments about children, of a sexual nature. I believe this man is a threat to young girls.
  
• Because he molested my daughter and he harasses people with a mentally exceptional woman who looks like she's melting. Her name is Elissa Jordana, she is Honest Frank the pedophile's daughter. Thank you.
  
• This is important to me because I am Elissa Jordana's mother. Frank is her father. He wanted me to abort her but I didn't. The biggest regret of my life. Now she helps him look for children to think about sexually. I am mortified. - Cindy Schwartz
  
• Frank is a stalker and a molester of kids and animals. He once waved a flag in front of my elementary school for 4 hours and then exposed himself to me and a friend. Now Frank is on a webcast with an alcoholic woman named Elissa Jordana who has schizophrenia and many other mentally ill pedophiles & people with downs syndrome. They make up stories & rant about nothing then people show their penises. Elisa's mother Cindy & Frank her dad hate each other because now Frank is recruiting children Elissa finds on the internet and exploits them. They also make fun of people with cancer, Lyme disease and anyone else with a good head on their shoulders, friends, beauty and happy families. Please get rid of them both. He also molested my daughter. Thank you.
  
• I've seen him French kiss his dogs and fondle them on camera! Disgusting! Anyone can see this on his website and YouTube posts!
  
• this man had a video of himself laughing as he was video taping his dyeing dog taking its last breaths taken down by youtube.....he is insane and mental .Him exposed to any normal person is offensive and may influence youth to do or make POOR/ILLEGAL things
  
• This man is a mentally ill squatter who advocates pedophilia & internet harassment. He & my mentally ill daughter, Elissa Jordana are predators and should be investigated. My daughter & I no longer speak in part because of this pedophile. Thank you. - Cindy Schwartz

I want to learn more about this Elissa woman as well as Cindy Schwartz, who is allegedly Elissa's mother and Frank's ex. I could almost make a wiki on this guy, there is a big cast of characters surrounding him. His Twitter has some great stuff, but he has over 16,000 tweets. I am going to slowly update if I find some good content, but there is just way too much of it and I am a busy guy. If anyone is interested in coming through and delivering some good content, be my guest.

Continued in 2nd comment below.

 

[juneaui]

EDIT 9/17/17
I did some more research on Elisa Jordana who is allegedly Frank's daughter. I didn't have much time to research today, but here is what I found:

• Elisa Jordana has her own Wikipedia page.
• She has a very active Twitter account with over 28,000 followers.
• According to her Twitter bio, she is a writer for the Howard Stern show.
• She was Miss Howard May 2012.
  
• She also has a Tumblr that is redirected from her own dotcom.
• According to her Wikipedia page, she was an original member of the band Cobra Starship.
  • Here is an article from MTV.com describing why she left/got replaced in the band.
    • In the article, she is referred to as Elisa Schwartz. As per the edit on 9/15/17, on the petition site to get Frank off of the internet, a woman named Cindy Schwartz claimed to be Elisa's mother. Very interesting, why is her last name now Jordana? Was she married or trying to run away from a troubled past? After all, Frank allegedly wanted Cindy to get an abortion & Cindy said it was the worst mistake of her life that she did not.
    • Saporta (member of the band) explained that his problems with Schwartz started almost from the minute she joined the band, because he said she began to "act in ways people in bands aren't supposed to act."

I want to do some more research on Elisa soon, but I also want to focus on Frank for a little while longer as there is so much more content to comb through between his Twitter, Facebook, waybackmachine sites, and his streams (but they are way too fucking long). I want to watch a stream where he and Elisa are on cam together. It's so bizarre that the crazy town schizo may be related to a celebrity... these updates will be continued.

 

[SweetTeaMcgee]

Glad to see you made the thread, Frank seems like an interesting and horrifying specimen. He mentioned some sort of live show he hosts on a live stream he did a couple days ago on his Periscope, he also mentioned that you could call into it. We should look into this...

Link to the live stream (un-archived): https://www.pscp.tv/HonestAndFrank/1jMKgPwgaOyGL?t=120
Mention of a call-up-able live show at 19:50-ish

 

[Feline Darkmage]

Mastic Beach? With this guy hanging around its more like "Spastic Beach".

 

[juneaui]

Glad to see you made the thread, Frank seems like an interesting and horrifying specimen. He mentioned some sort of live show he hosts on a live stream he did a couple days ago on his Periscope, he also mentioned that you could call into it. We should look into this...

Link to the live stream (un-archived): https://www.pscp.tv/HonestAndFrank/1jMKgPwgaOyGL?t=120
Mention of a call-up-able live show at 19:50-ish

Gotta love the bio.

I'm a #NaturalBorn #Therapist that Solves Problems, shows How to be Good & Happy Naturally, deal with Cyber Bully's, Beat Depression & MORE on HonestAndFrank.TV

Does it say what time he was on air? I work from the afternoon to midnight so during the weekday I won't be able to catch him live, hopefully he'll come on in the morning or on the weekend soon. I just skipped through a bit, love how he's at Nathan's for 15 minutes just eating.

 

[TougherToenails]

Lol church of HONEST and FRANK religion of angel's charity.

It makes total sense that his daughter writes for Stern.

 

[Miss Hortensia]

After all, Frank allegedly wanted Cindy to get an abortion & Cindy said it was the worst mistake of her life that she did not.

Just wow, that's one of the most horrible things you could ever say to your child.

 

[Dork Of Ages]

• He believes the town is run by organized crime.

In this page, Frank rambles on about his cousin's daughter, Natalie Ciappa, who died due to heroin overdose while on a party in 2008 (Link and link talking about that. You have to pay for the second link to get the full information though. There is also an interview on YT with her parents talking about Natalie, though I haven't watched it for now), saying that the "Organized Crime" had members that were friends with Natalie and bought drugs from their group. He seems to imply that the Organized Crime murdered Natalie by giving her heroin and have her OD from it.

On the same page, he talks about a guy named Victor Zeleny, who seems to be as crazy as him (he apparently stalked a woman and put up flyers on her house talking about an "Article 78" and how Victor thought that she wanted to keep people out of voting for something? Would be nice to have more research on that) and how he "illegally smokes" cigarettes on places like a yard sale and a high school. Apparently commiting such crimes and how he is a process server that testified against Frank in court means that he is in cahoots with the Organized Crime.

That's a good damn find @juneaui, this guy seems to be one crazy Skitzocow. But considering he seems to be a pedophile and admits to molesting girls at one time, that is prime Horrorcow activity too. Can't decide which one is worse at this rate

 

[Juan But Not Forgotten]

Well, if he has done all of this, isn't he more like a Horrorcow?

 

[juneaui]

Well, if he has done all of this, isn't he more like a Horrorcow?

I made it schizo because of the political stuff, his connection to a celebrity, general paranoia about organized crime, starting a church, etc. However, the most interesting stuff does seem to be horrorcow material. There isn't a way to edit that, is there? Never made a post before but you guys are right, sorry about that.

 

[Juan But Not Forgotten]

There isn't a way to edit that, is there?

There has to be way. Ross's thread was Skitzcow at first, then Dramacow and ended up being Horrorcow.

 

[juneaui]

A short video where Frank talks about his brother - Sal Cucchiara Jr, sexually abusing him. Video

"He had me... lick his testicles, and suck his penis. There, I said it!"

Frank makes sure to assure us that he isnt gay. He goes on to say that his brother gave him oral sex, and that it felt good, but they shouldn't have done it because they are guys. Not because it's incest or sexual abuse or anything...

There has to be way. Ross's thread was Skitzcow at first, then Dramacow and ended up being Horrorcow.

Figured it out & changed. Thanks.

Oh god. The YouTube channel that posted the sexual abuse video also posted this video, trying to discourage people from voting for him.

The user is kind of repetitive with the clips, but whatever. He talks about a cam show he put up on his site about a young girl touching herself (and biting into some crunchy fried chicken) and stating she is probably underage.

Then in another clip he is shirtless on a treadmill talking about how he age of consent laws are unfair. He goes on to say that at 12-13 years old, girls' bodies start to get sexy and he does the sexy whistle. He believes a child is sexually mature once they start talking about sex going online and cursing, then you're an adult.

He says that if a child wants to have sex, then its fine and not evil. The laws suck, and just because the law says you're a sex offender, it doesn't mean you are one.

 

[SweetTeaMcgee]

A short video where Frank talks about his brother - Sal Cucchiara Jr, sexually abusing him. Video

"He had me... lick his testicles, and suck his penis. There, I said it!"

Frank makes sure to assure us that he isnt gay. He goes on to say that his brother gave him oral sex, and that it felt good, but they shouldn't have done it because they are guys. Not because it's incest or sexual abuse or anything...

That kind of sounds like another psychotic schizo Metokur went over named Terry A. Davis. He would often talk about being sexually abused among other things such as his famous "Glow in the dark CIA niggers".

 

[Feline Darkmage]

Oh god. The YouTube channel that posted the sexual abuse video also posted this video, trying to discourage people from voting for him.

The user is kind of repetitive with the clips, but whatever. He talks about a cam show he put up on his site about a young girl touching herself (and biting into some crunchy fried chicken) and stating she is probably underage.

Then in another clip he is shirtless on a treadmill talking about how he age of consent laws are unfair. He goes on to say that at 12-13 years old, girls' bodies start to get sexy and he does the sexy whistle. He believes a child is sexually mature once they start talking about sex going online and cursing, then you're an adult.

He says that if a child wants to have sex, then its fine and not evil. The laws suck, and just because the law says you're a sex offender, it doesn't mean you are one.

Yeah it honestly sounds like he got sucked into that vicious cycle of sexual abuse.

Absolutely doesn't excuse anything horrifying he's done but it can be understood as a likely driving force if his claims about his past are true. (And I say if because on their own the words of someone this mentally unstable aren't entirely reliable without corroborating evidence.)