How are you doing? - Kiwi Farms Wellness Check

[Milk Mage]

Tell me about your day. Did anything happen recently?

As for me I busted up my wrist last week. I have to keep it in a split, basic tasks cause me debilitating pain, and the painkillers have stopped working. So if anyone could do me a favor and just straight up fucking mercy kill me, that'd be great.

Hope you guys are doing better. Discuss

 

[cypocryphy]

I'm mentally ill.

 

[The Last Stand]

As for me I busted up my wrist last week. I have to keep it in a split, basic tasks cause me debilitating pain, and the painkillers have stopped working. So if anyone could do me a favor and just straight up fucking mercy kill me, that'd be great.

Are you athletic? Working accident? I'm very sorry.

I have a vacation planned in a couple weeks. First one I've planned.

 

[RG 448]

Surviving and laughing, that’s about all I need.

 

[DDBCAE CBAADCBE]

In my experience a wellness check is just a fancy way of telling your cop friends to go fuck with people you don't like.

 

[Milk Mage]

Are you athletic? Working accident? I'm very sorry.

I have a vacation planned in a couple weeks. First one I've planned.

Cycling accident. Wheel got caught in a pothole, so I got launched forwards and landed arms first.

Where are you heading?

 

[Bunny Tracks]

Suffering from annoying, yet mild allergies, but besides that I'm good. Sorry about your wrist, dude. Hope it heals fast.

 

[Clop]

I just want to rest now.

I've made my bed, I just want to lay in it.

 

[Love Soze]

My elderly family member broke their hip yesterday, so I've been sitting in a hospital for over 12 hours. I'm so fucking tired.

 

[MediocreMilt]

I'm starting to seriously worry I might be gay.

Because I keep reading threads like this one.

 

[Black Waltz]

i just woke up and i feel like shit

 

[Crocketron]

Doing swell, counting down the days till I can leave town for a few days to get some nice relaxation.

 

[DogEatDogFood]

I ate sausages and started browsing Kiwi Farms because is a holiday in my country a it's raining. That's it. No depression, wanting to kill myself or other edgy shit for that matter

 

[EvieNithercott]

I had to quit taking Chantix recently when I repeatedly kept accusing a co-worker of stealing my parking space to another co-worker. We don't have assigned parking spots and I've never cared where I park before.

 

[Sprig of Parsley]

Would have been a great morning if I hadn't butterfingered my bottle of cold brew coffee during my morning jog. Still not bad.

 

[OG 666]

hungover but otherwise good

 

[Krimjob]

Pretty good. Feeling positive for the first time in forever, working hard on my career and I feel good about working out daily for the past 4 weeks. Still lonely and living in Bumfuck, but you know, not everything can be perfect.

Sucks about your finger tho, hope it recovers soon.

 

[Sigma]

I'm dong okay. I've had pretty mixed feelings recently about a lot of my social interactions recently though. Namely, the people I've gotten involved with, not me.

 

[CancerGoat]

Eating my breakfast, made myself some toast, eggs, bacon, and hash browns.

Edit: wtf? (It was this originally, i did not edit it to say that.)

 

[Exigent Circumcisions]

My life was going swimmingly until OP decided to be a faggot.

Nah, I'm cool, things are pretty good.