How does Ralph make money? - Is he a drug mule for Colombian criminals?

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Sloppa said:
All he would have to do is put a balloon full of drugs up his rectum, get on a plane and *bingo* him and Pantsu are hood rich.
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That isn't really how the drug trade works anymore. Cartels just get a bullshit shipping manifest for a 40ft container. Like for example, claim it's car parts. They then can get insurance on it and they can track in real time the location of the container as it's out to sea.

Once it's in the US terminal system, where if they are smart, the can pick a port that has a low change of getting inspected, a truck driver just picks up the container and delivers it to a distribution point in the US, with no idea he is moving into whatever it is. If anyone gets caught, the shipping manifest is for a shell company that only exists on paper.

What Ralph is really doing for money is selling loose skin to hospitals for burn patients.
 
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what do you guys think ralphamania and the bowling tournament was? why do you think destiny masterson mersh and other streamers bounced AS SOON as the cops showed up, leaving ralph bowling by himself?

He's been doing this since he moved there.
 
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neger psykolog said:
This doesn't make any sense since as far as I know (and I haven't followed Ethan very heavily) he just does xanax/benzos and alcohol. You can get that shit from pharmacies in Mexico.
If he was pushing actual "dope" then wouldn't he actually be taking hardcore drugs?
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the pills he takes is hardcore drugs.

go have a read about the pills he's popping, long-term outcomes, withdrawals etc. Iffu don't believe me, it's pretty much some of the worst shit you can do.


Xanax/Benzos/all the other seriously fucked up painkillers we dont know he's poppin' - are often cheap as fuck

So junkies like ralph:
- get *a lot* of them
- eat a shit ton
- become massively addicted
- try quit lol
- you need to taper off cuz else u might die
- absolute dogshit misery withdrawals for up to a year *if* u stay clean

That's (way) worse than heroin and meth and even alcohol (iirc)

Source: I had a good fren who ended up basically dying from this shit (my account is named after him kek)
 
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Benzo Samurai said:
the pills he takes is hardcore drugs.

go have a read about the pills he's popping, long-term outcomes, withdrawals etc. Iffu don't believe me, it's pretty much some of the worst shit you can do.


Xanax/Benzos/all the other seriously fucked up painkillers we dont know he's poppin' - are often cheap as fuck

So junkies like ralph:
- get *a lot* of them
- eat a shit ton
- become massively addicted
- try quit lol
- you need to taper off cuz else u might die
- absolute dogshit misery withdrawals for up to a year *if* u stay clean

That's (way) worse than heroin and meth and even alcohol (iirc)

Source: I had a good fren who ended up basically dying from this shit (my account is named after him kek)
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Xanax and benzos are definitely not 'hardcore drugs". They are prescription drugs. And sure they are highly addictive/have bad withdrawals but they're still not on the level of street drugs and they're still not the worst shit you can do. From what I've read in his thread the rest of his meds are prescription also (lyrica and other shit).

Hardcore drugs are street shit like fent, heroin, crack, meth and arguably other opiates.

On the subject of this thread: I'm pretty sure mexican drug cartels don't bother with shit like xanax and lyrica when you can just get it directly from pharmacies in Mexico or just pay a doctor to write you a script for the same shit. If they do bother with it then it would be to smuggle it into the US and I'm pretty sure its just as easy to go doctor shopping and whatever in the US already (plus whatever supply gets lifted through supply chains).

The only other shit he could maybe find a business for is reselling the meds he "legally" gets in mexico to other people, but given they're readily available from what everyone has said, there would be very little money to be made.

Drug cartels deal with fentanyl (I believe only to make their drugs more addictive), meth, weed, crack, MDMA, ecstasy, heroin, cocaine, ketamine and other opiates that aren't as readily available as shit like Xanax.

(and sorry to hear about your friend, I also had a friend pass away some time ago by mixing benzos with some other things, it was incredibly sad - I know benzos are no laughing matter, but when I was talking about "hardcore drugs" I wasn't referring to benzos, just what is actually trafficable)
 
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Even as a drug mule nobody would want this worthless womanly retard. He would blow the whole operation's cover the second his feelings got hurt.
Too bad, Ralph. You could have been covertly paid by Russia or China to sabotage the US politics in some miniscule way, if only you weren't such a little bitch
 
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Sloppa said:
Absolute speculation on my part, but I wonder if part of Pantsu's flight, was because Ralph wanted to become a drug mule across the border? As someone mentioned, the Cartel would need a "collateral" in the form of his wife and baby to stop him from cutting a deal with the FDA (which he absolutely would), He could launder/explain his income through the KieelStreaaDotTayVhay, his regular visits across the border could be explained through his spite-visits to see his spite-children. He would have the means to receive the offer of being a mule through his drug dealer.

All he would have to do is put a balloon full of drugs up his rectum, get on a plane and *bingo* him and Pantsu are hood rich. But even in Pantsu's bird-brain, she recognised the near certainty of Ralphy getting drunk and zannied out, shitting his pants on the plane, queefing meth/cocaine/fent sharts everywhere, getting arrested by the Feds, squealing like a little piggy for less time, dooming Pantsu and Rozy.tv to be chopped up and turned into torta meat.
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You're buying into Ralph's fabricated depiction of himself as an outlaw. He has no cartel contacts and would wet his pants if any real criminal like that ever approached him.
 
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Adding to the "Mexico is just cheap" hypothesis: 1000005033.webp
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Obviously, you can cut that rent substantially given his living arrangements. He doesn’t cook, so let's say groceries are accurate. I'm comfortable saying his monthly expenses are, baseline, roughly $900/mo.

Child support, car stuff, and delivery fees probably bring that to the range of the average Merida couple, which is pictured above.

$50-$100 daily, minus weekends (let's say 25 days a month), should be enough for these expenses and have and left for savings. He likes to flex outings, though; plus travel, and accounting for the odd $250+ earnings day, my bet is he  drinks spends every spare dollar. Some months start in the green, some months he has to delay payments.

Sufficient impulse control would help him build the nest egg he needs for the inevitable Rozy saga. I don't think he's a mule. I think he just spent the month's surplus trying to be cool with predators in Colombia.
 
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Benzo Samurai said:
ChatGPT claims that it is common for Medellin criminals to be involved in nightlife and prostitution:
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ChatGPT is terminally retarded, and you fed it a loaded question.

That being said, I vaguely remember Ralph getting a huge crypto payout after the J6 thing happened, along with a bunch of other people in the griftosphere. Did that happen? Is it possible he's still coasting off that somehow?
 
The local cartel leader is his biggest alog. He ensures the gunt is well fed so he continues producing milk.
 
Benzo Samurai said:
How does he survive?
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While imagining Ralph as a drug mule for a human trafficking syndicate is fun. The reality is probably less entertaining.

Ralph can make new friends and somehow bullshit his way through most obstacles like total poverty by begging. I noticed when he isn't a raging alcoholic he can clean up enough to appear friendly. It is how he made so many friends over the years until something happens and Ralph burns a bridge. To get back on the question of money though he is probably begging a small party of real supporters for direct deposit handouts.

Then there is the other question. Why does he disappear a lot? He is a drug addict and an alcoholic. Warski confirmed this when describing how Ralph would crash out hard, wasting days that were supposed to be for doing streams.
 
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