How Long Before Pantsu Divorces Ralph? - Let's speculate about how long it will take Meigh to run off with half of Ethan's things

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How Long Will This Spite Marriage Last?

  • < 6 Months

  • < 2 Years

  • Forever! This Is True Love, A-Log!

  • It's Over Once Ralph Has Enough Money Worth Taking

  • They're Probably Not Legally Married

  • Um, Ackshually, The Ralphamale Will Leave Her

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If it was literally any other woman I would say within the year (probably within 6 months) but Pantsu is a disgusting no self-esteem loser with no friends, no career, no life, etc. who wants other women to fuck her "husband" so it's hard to say. She's basically his slave, and told her own family to go to hell. I think if anything Ralph would be the one to divorce her when he gets bored of the horse in the near future.

The one situation I could think of where she leaves Ralph is if an E-celeb with a bigger sub count shows interest in her.
 
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I kept saying that Ralph and May would never marry. My reasoning was that there's nothing in it for Ralph. The horse is no victim and her status is greatly improved with some one to leech off of. Ralph will die before a divorce. Maybe he'll run off but May has no reason to run which is convenient enough for the poop eating pig to stay around.
 
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I'm personally leaning more towards "Til Death", for two reasons.

Firstly, Til Death is likely less than 5 years away. It's absolutely fucked but we haven't even seen Ralph truly let himself go yet. He'll soon be so A-Logged that going out in public to hunt for drug addled hoes will no longer be feasible, so look forward to him drinking more than ever and eating nothing but Meigh's famous Kraft Mac and Cheese (with hotdogs cut up in it).

Secondly, Amanda is truly broken enough to stick this out. Like a kicked dog, she's come to appreciate even the negative attention. Also, she knows she's not a desirable commodity to anyone else now that she's fucked a tranny and will be spending every day of the next 17 years with a pig man's offspring. Imagine how dysgenic a Pantsu simp is
 
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Until Ralph’s death. I was in camp “She’s going to leave him” until more and more came out that she worked and manipulated her way into the relationship while Ralph was with Faith and she was with Digi. This is what she wants. Ralph won’t be able to stomach a divorce because it gives the alogs a win and it’s pretty clear Meigh is okay with Ralph cheating on her or having threesomes with prostitutes while she’s there, she even helped try to get Alice into a gunting. She’s been playing the drama up for attention, she can’t get enough of the killstream ride baby! Even if it means living in a concrete shack or going through periods where Ralph shit talks her and refuses to speak to her.

Abandon all reason with this relationship it’s not built on reason but a desire for a crumb of e-fame even if she has to suck it out of the gunt folds.
 
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