how the fuck IS troonshine made? - no i am not fucking taking it

[kittyfucker]

everyone says it's melted plastic bags in a bathtub but i want proof of that (or at least the reason for why it's memed about so much)
i think i remember seeing some PDF go around on how it's made but i skimmed through it because i was tired and then subsequently lost it

if it's easy to do i will make it, mix it with piss and sell it to FtM's and say it's testosterone so choose your next statements wisely

 

[kittyfucker]

yes this is about the otokonoko featured post

 

[FuckedUpDeer]

Distilled troon piss.

 

[Rozzy]

 

[iammoose]

It's made by mixing a heaping of cope a good spoonful of seethe and a nice hearty pinch of seethe. Stir it together with half a cup of delusion and half a cup of degeneracy and you've got yourself some troonshine.

 

[Shig O'nella]

It's made the same way wine is.

A hundred or so troons are pressed in an industrial press, then their juices allowed to ferment for a month before bottling.

 

[thebigjoel]

It's made the same way wine is.

A hundred or so troons are pressed in an industrial press, then their juices allowed to ferment for a month before bottling.

Damn French people.

 

[lolcow yoghurt]

Otokonoko pharmacy bathtub HRT leaked ingredient list :

INGREDIENTS: TRANNY CUM, CHLOROFORM , CAT TESTICLE HAIR (MALE), ESTROGEN (PROD.: USSR, 1967), CARBON TETRACHLORIDE, HIV, COCAINE, AMPHETAMINE, PROGESTERONE (PROD.: 1877, OTTOMAN EMPIRE), MONKEYPOX, BIS(CHLOROMETHYL) ETHER, DISSOLVED PVC, SNEED OIL, KEFFALS ASS CRACK SWEAT, 37% FORMALDEHYDE IN METHANOL, TETRACHLOROETHYLENE, SODIUM CYANIDE, LIZ FONG-JONES' NEOVAGINA FLUIDS.

How to get them?
Tranny cum - milk a pre-OP tranny
Chloroform - cook at home
Cat testicle hair - find a male cat on the streets and pull one strand of his balls
Estrogen & progesterone - cook at home if no USSR resources
Carbon Tetrachloride - old fire extinguishers
HIV & monkeypoxxx- again, milk a tranny
Cocaine & amphetamine - call keffals
Bis(chloromethyl) ether - cook at home
Dissolved PVC - buy PVC pellets online
Sneed oil - go to kiwifarms.net
Keffals ass crack sweat - doxxx him 482837th time and visit him
37% formaldehyde - sold online (probably)
Tetrachloroethylene - local dry-cleaners
Sodium cyanide - mining sites
Liz Fong-Jones' amhole oil - consent accidents

 

[smile.jpg]

With my nonexistant knowledge of chemistry, I propose that it is made by dissolving the bags somehow, perhaps using acid, and then adding some kind of enzyme that breaks down the long polymers into a molecule resembling estradiol, probably the carcinogen diethylstilbestrol, which is then not further refined and subsequently gets injected straight into the bloodstream by means of dirty crackhead needle, along with everything else that was in that mix (extremely cancerous chemicals probably).

 

[BlonkBloink]

I brew troonshine and anabolics. Ask away!

 

[Spiny Rumples]

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I brew troonshine and anabolics. Ask away!

... how is it made?

 

[BlonkBloink]

... how is it made?

Actual recipe
Makes 100ml, 40mg/ml potency, serves 1 troon for 10 years, for other sizes scale accordingly

Ingredients
Estradiol(esterified, valerate/benzoate/enanthate/etc) 4grams
Benzyl benzoate(solvent to dissolve the estrogen) 44 ml
Benzyl alcohol(preservative) 2ml
Carrier oils(MCT, castor, sesame, GSO choose any) 54ml

Steps
Measure out 4 grams of Estradiol in the ester you choose, along with benzyl benzoate, benzyl alcohol and carrier oil, in a beaker

Use a stir rod to break up larger clumps

Put in a stir bar, seal beaker with foil.

Heat while stirring in an oil bath at 95C for 30 minutes.

Decant solution into 4 25ml syringes, attach a syringe filter(0.22um) and collect the filtrate into vials.

Seal the vials
Autoclave at 134C for 30 minutes to kill microorganisms

End product ready for use

PREREQ: All glassware and vials are to be washed in isopropanol and rinsed twice with de ionised water, and subsequently heated till dry.

 

[Spiny Rumples]

Actual recipe
Makes 100ml, 40mg/ml potency, serves 1 troon for 10 years, for other sizes scale accordingly

Ingredients
Estradiol(esterified, valerate/benzoate/enanthate/etc) 4grams
Benzyl benzoate(solvent to dissolve the estrogen) 44 ml
Benzyl alcohol(preservative) 2ml
Carrier oils(MCT, castor, sesame, GSO choose any) 54ml

Steps
Measure out 4 grams of Estradiol in the ester you choose, along with benzyl benzoate, benzyl alcohol and carrier oil, in a beaker

Use a stir rod to break up larger clumps

Put in a stir bar, seal beaker with foil.

Heat while stirring in an oil bath at 95C for 30 minutes.

Decant solution into 4 25ml syringes, attach a syringe filter(0.22um) and collect the filtrate into vials.

Seal the vials
Autoclave at 134C for 30 minutes to kill microorganisms

End product ready for use

PREREQ: All glassware and vials are to be washed in isopropanol and rinsed twice with de ionised water, and subsequently heated till dry.

Well, that actually seems easier than making moonshine, given the proper supplies and equipment.

I'm a bit disappointed there was no use of plastic bags or receipt paper though.

 

[BlonkBloink]

Well, that actually seems easier than making moonshine, given the proper supplies and equipment.

I'm a bit disappointed there was no use of plastic bags or receipt paper though.

Yes, being in chingchong land and having access to lab grade reagents makes everything pretty damn simple

 

[BlonkBloink]

Might look simple but u need basic lab experience and the bare minimum is a dust free hood, else u will end up like the brazillian brewer where he got cat balls hair in his troonshine

 

[BlonkBloink]

Also before anyone calls me a groomer i dont label my bottles with AGP shit

 

[Spiny Rumples]

Might look simple but u need basic lab experience and the bare minimum is a dust free hood, else u will end up like the brazillian brewer where he got cat balls hair in his troonshine

Yeah, I don't think every producer cares about quality control. It's nice that you do.

 

[BirdUp]

unobtainium variant 232

 

[BlonkBloink]

Yeah, I don't think every producer cares about quality control. It's nice that you do.

Well its cos i make anabolics. If i fuck it up its gonna be a bunch of muscle men after me not some comical troons on twitter or discord whining. Also with trannies they are dumb enough and u can convince them its safe even tho its obviously not

 

[BlonkBloink]

Created a new account just to post lol. Anyways, these retards think that hair and a mysterious green particle (probably from the metal cap but that doesn't make it any better) is just fine. What could possibly go wrong?
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The video:
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It's not that clear but you can see a particle of some kind if you look close enough.

EDIT: Incase if you were wondering, his dumbass injected it anyways
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See this. Brazillian brew has quality issues