- Joined
- Jul 6, 2015
Tired of having to do actual fucking work? 9 to 5 making you dead inside? Want to make bank and not even have to wear pants like I'm not right now? Then you need to sit your ass down and listen the fuck up; I'm about to blow your mind harder than a Bangkok whore on penny night.
If there is any one irrefutable fact, one undeniable truth, one unbroken commandment about furries is these fuckers have an excess of disposable cash. Even if they don't they'll be begging for money to pay them bills at the end of the month because goddammit their favorite artist is open for commissions and they don't want to miss the fuck out.
So you might be asking yourself just how much of my soul am I will to sell? How deep into the rancid crevice of perversion am I willing to go so I can scrape some gold nuggets off to pay my Jew bills? That's what I'm the fuck here for; to point out that you don't have to draw shitting dick nipples to make bank...but you might have to get uncomfortably intimate with horse genitalia and SFM.
To start thing's off we'll go with a furry artist known for his somewhat large, and foreign, commission prices. Sure its in Euro's but it's still money, bitches~!
http://archive.is/QqHH9
As you can see his cheapest shit is in the fifties range while his top tier easily creeps into the two hundreds. This guy is constantly working as well and subsides entirely on his artwork. Of course other artists will open commissions and a Patreon so they can get free money and get paid to draw...but you don't gotta be a dick like that. Won't stop you though.
'But MD' you mumble, tears welling, lips trembling, 'I can no draw the good that!' I feel for you and your horrific speech impediment but no worries, you don't have to draw good furry porn to make money off it; Just ask Mamabliss! Their art is super cheap and 'stylized' like it was drawn with a pencil shoved in a mans dick.
http://archive.is/OvPIl
That little number isn't worth the time wasted on it but when you're literally willing to draw anything people will flock to you in droves eager to part with money because you can push shit out faster than a German scheisser video.
If that's a little too low for you then you can try out Sigil; our dear friend that drew the W.O.M.B. comic over in the WhiteKitten thread. Just fill out a questionnaire and you can see your art as early as the same day~!
http://archive.is/Gritc
I ain't sharing an example here. There's a thread full of it over there.
'No,' you sputter, Hot Pocket Crumbs sputtering from your mouth, 'Those are not enough Shekels to maintain my current lifestyle.' I commend you and your sudden increase in vocabulary skills. You want the real money, the kind of cash where you can sit on your ass in front of a computer and rake in the kind of money your Daddy never made.
All you need to do is get super accurate with genitals. Both human and horse. Stick with me on this.
So do you want 400$? 500$? 1000$? Oh goddamn you greedy bitch, slow down. Let's just throw it all in and go for a solid 10000$.
Meet Animopron, king of horse peens.
http://archive.is/AUW1P
Now some of you might notice that 'wait, that says 6000$, not 10000$, and you are right. That's the old page. He hides the amount now because he was so awesome at banking on animating Lara Croft getting fucked by a horse people got mad at him.
He's been working on his sequel (which is now finished) for a little over two years. Just do the math. Mad bank. Horse dicks. There's some sort of science there.
'Nigga, that ain't enough' your black ass informs me 'I need the kind of fuckin' skrilla that gonna have mad hoes grindin' up on muh dick, bitch.' Despite hurting my feelings with the bitch comment I suppose I'll still up the ante one more time and reveal the ultimate money making furry shit there is; forever games.
Step one: Come up with game.
Step two: Begin making game.
Step three: Open a Patreon for said game.
Step four: Make game forever or fucking bail on it, take money and start all over again.
There was a popular 'in development' furry game called Breeding Season. It was 'in development' for about three years with sporadic updates and a slew of people were helping make it; and the the main artist pulled out faster than your dad and made of with oh....190 grand.
http://archive.is/kU0Ky
The real knees to the nuts is after bailing he takes the money and boom! starts all over again with an already growing fandom throwing money at them again.
http://archive.is/O14hw
I'll expect my ten percent in the mail.
If there is any one irrefutable fact, one undeniable truth, one unbroken commandment about furries is these fuckers have an excess of disposable cash. Even if they don't they'll be begging for money to pay them bills at the end of the month because goddammit their favorite artist is open for commissions and they don't want to miss the fuck out.
So you might be asking yourself just how much of my soul am I will to sell? How deep into the rancid crevice of perversion am I willing to go so I can scrape some gold nuggets off to pay my Jew bills? That's what I'm the fuck here for; to point out that you don't have to draw shitting dick nipples to make bank...but you might have to get uncomfortably intimate with horse genitalia and SFM.
To start thing's off we'll go with a furry artist known for his somewhat large, and foreign, commission prices. Sure its in Euro's but it's still money, bitches~!
http://archive.is/QqHH9
As you can see his cheapest shit is in the fifties range while his top tier easily creeps into the two hundreds. This guy is constantly working as well and subsides entirely on his artwork. Of course other artists will open commissions and a Patreon so they can get free money and get paid to draw...but you don't gotta be a dick like that. Won't stop you though.
'But MD' you mumble, tears welling, lips trembling, 'I can no draw the good that!' I feel for you and your horrific speech impediment but no worries, you don't have to draw good furry porn to make money off it; Just ask Mamabliss! Their art is super cheap and 'stylized' like it was drawn with a pencil shoved in a mans dick.
http://archive.is/OvPIl
That little number isn't worth the time wasted on it but when you're literally willing to draw anything people will flock to you in droves eager to part with money because you can push shit out faster than a German scheisser video.
If that's a little too low for you then you can try out Sigil; our dear friend that drew the W.O.M.B. comic over in the WhiteKitten thread. Just fill out a questionnaire and you can see your art as early as the same day~!
http://archive.is/Gritc
I ain't sharing an example here. There's a thread full of it over there.
'No,' you sputter, Hot Pocket Crumbs sputtering from your mouth, 'Those are not enough Shekels to maintain my current lifestyle.' I commend you and your sudden increase in vocabulary skills. You want the real money, the kind of cash where you can sit on your ass in front of a computer and rake in the kind of money your Daddy never made.
All you need to do is get super accurate with genitals. Both human and horse. Stick with me on this.
So do you want 400$? 500$? 1000$? Oh goddamn you greedy bitch, slow down. Let's just throw it all in and go for a solid 10000$.
Meet Animopron, king of horse peens.
http://archive.is/AUW1P
Now some of you might notice that 'wait, that says 6000$, not 10000$, and you are right. That's the old page. He hides the amount now because he was so awesome at banking on animating Lara Croft getting fucked by a horse people got mad at him.
He's been working on his sequel (which is now finished) for a little over two years. Just do the math. Mad bank. Horse dicks. There's some sort of science there.
'Nigga, that ain't enough' your black ass informs me 'I need the kind of fuckin' skrilla that gonna have mad hoes grindin' up on muh dick, bitch.' Despite hurting my feelings with the bitch comment I suppose I'll still up the ante one more time and reveal the ultimate money making furry shit there is; forever games.
Step one: Come up with game.
Step two: Begin making game.
Step three: Open a Patreon for said game.
Step four: Make game forever or fucking bail on it, take money and start all over again.
There was a popular 'in development' furry game called Breeding Season. It was 'in development' for about three years with sporadic updates and a slew of people were helping make it; and the the main artist pulled out faster than your dad and made of with oh....190 grand.
http://archive.is/kU0Ky
The real knees to the nuts is after bailing he takes the money and boom! starts all over again with an already growing fandom throwing money at them again.
http://archive.is/O14hw
I'll expect my ten percent in the mail.
