If I'm a maggot-burger - then why don't you just EAT ME?

[Napoleon Bonerfart]

You two-toned zebra-headed, slime-coated, pimple-farmin' paramecium brain, munchin' on your own mucus, suffering from Peter Pan envy!

 

[Circular Square]

You noncontinuous undefined piece of a complex number. How can I eat something that I can't see?

 

[Skitarii]

That's gay and you have AIDS