LGBT ILoveKimPossibleAlot - chris's new waifu

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https://twitter.com/ILoveKPAlot/with_replies
https://www.youtube.com/user/ILoveKimPossibleAlot/videos
https://ilovekimpossiblealot.deviantart.com/
http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/WebAnimation/ILoveKimPossibleAlot
http://ilovekimpossiblealot.tumblr.com/
https://www.facebook.com/ilovekimpossiblealotkp/


why are we making a thread about chris's newest obsession? because it's a lolcow crossover.

http://www.horse-news.net/2016/07/the-truth-about-ilovekimpossiblealot.html

ILoveKimPossibleAlot styles herself as a “brony analcyst” while not producing much content herself. You see, she beguiles others into making it for her with illusory promises of becoming #HorseFamous themselves. Once ensnared in her claws, she proceeds to milk every ounce of labor out of her victims before discarding their empty husks.

Her empire is sizeable and consists of four departments: Editing, Artists, Animation, and Leadership. Each department has its own “bible,” instructing her servants on how to best properly serve their Lord and Savior. There is even an eight page code of conduct educating her mistreated minions how to act at all times to which all must agree by signing a poorly worded and legally unenforceable non-disclosure and work agreement.

In 2014, ISuckDickAlot released the first animation her team had developed, Let’s Go and Meet John de Lancie(this video has been taken down since this article was published), in which she white-knights for the eponymous actor by berating the evil pirates who illegally distributed his brony documentary. The hypocrisy of this is that she pirated the leaked DHX assets to make this animation!

ILoveMuhShekelsAlot is so full of herself that in 2015 she sent out a form letter to a number of pony conventions around the country linking to 19 videos she's in followed by a request for the convention to help pay her way with a promise that “any help […] would certainly benefit the convention.”

Why are we writing a massive article about this now? Well, she’s just released a new animation, A Different Dispective, which is a self-insert Discord fic featuring her shitty OC riding his big blue beepus (transcript). A thread was made to promote this new ego stroking video wherein some of her current and former victims came forward to give their stories about working with her. But first, some critique of the animation:

http://www.horse-news.net/2016/07/tale-of-tortured-tyranny.html

Sean Webby was eager to begin working on a new project for his magnanimous leader, ILoveKimPossibleAlot (aka KP). He was to “head the entire project,” called Let’s Go and Meet John de Lancie (the video has since been made private), and saw it as “an opportunity for the community as a whole to band together and show de Lancie that [we] still cared.” KP made promises “like, ‘you’ll be creating something that John de Lancie and Tara Strongwill see,’ or, ‘you’ll have so many new fans after this.’”

His life, unbeknownst to him, was about to be turned into “absolute hell.”
audio mixer, and co-manager of the whole thing.” Additionally, KP “had [him] edit some of her videos on the side.”

Slowly and with difficulty did the work proceed for our intrepid project manager. The team would “[gain] animators only to lose them[, ...] cycle through multiple musicians for the creation of [a] song, [and] generally [have] delays like no tomorrow.” Among their “struggle[es] to get this thing finished,” Sean began to notice it was “[taking] such a toll on [his] physical [and] mental health” and felt like he “didn’t have the strength to quit.” Furthermore, “ecause [he] convinced [himself] it was [his] responsibility to finish it” and that the “project would crumble without [him]” he began to believe he would be “[rewarded] in some way.”

Amongst all this drudgery, he began to “[realize] this [project] had little to do with the community and everything to do with her.” In fact, he began to believe “the [brony] community was just a backdrop to populate a world that only revolved around her.”

Jarringly, Sean then experienced a personal tragedy:

One early morning, I was awoken to my dad telling me that my mom had passed out while brushing her teeth in the bathroom, and that her head hit the edge of the bathtub upon landing. She was out cold, and needed to be taken to the emergency room. Considering she was recovering from a concussion, having this happen was a pretty big deal. Luckily, she turned out fine, but it was really scary when it happened.
Ensuingly after this harrowing ordeal, he “told KP about this [and] that this was going to be delaying the production a bit.” Initially she was “understanding” and “willing to be patient about it.” But within a few weeks, “that video [came] out.”

Within the video, KP apologizes for a delay in the release of the project, but states “it’s not my fault, send your hate mail here” and then posts a link to Sean’s DeviantArt page. She then bemoans “all these bad things [happening] to [her]” before literally belittling Sean and stating, “This is what happens when you have free labor.” Though he admits “she probably meant for that to come off as a [joke, but] even as a joke, it seemed very passive aggressive and in rather poor taste.”

Faced with the outcome of this experience, Sean says, “I regret wasting an entire year of my life helping to bring [the project] into fruition.” What about the promises made by KP when the project began? Well, “JDL didn’t see that video for nearly 2 years after its release [and] Tara has no idea it even exists.” What about all the #HorseFame he gained from working on such a prestigious project? He answers, “I didn’t gain any exposure from it.”

 
> I didn't get any exposure for this

I wanna feel sorry but I can't because horsefamous fuckers do this shit to people all of the damn time. They either treat their fans like shit and act like they can bring something to the table with the whole idea of having creative rights and that excuses this person for acting like a shit head.

And honestly I hope KP and Chris really try to hit it off, so KP can fuck him in the ass and drop him to the pit of shame and false sexual assault allegations.
 
1) How many more of these encounters does Chris need to have before he's autoblocked by anyone slightly connected to MLP? I think he's been annoying enough that pre-emptive blocking is on order.

2) How long is MLP going to still be a thing, considering that the actual target audience is rapidly aging out of it? There's a reason the first MLP only ran for a few years.
 
2) How long is MLP going to still be a thing, considering that the actual target audience is rapidly aging out of it? There's a reason the first MLP only ran for a few years.
More kids will presumably age into it. Things like Thomas the Tank Engine and Sesame Street have been running since the dawn of time, and their original target audiences are now old enough to have kids or even grandkids. I don't know how MLP compares to those, if it's got the legs to keep going or it'll just fade. If it fades, I suspect it'll be like Sonic, where a handful of kids and adult spergs keep it going in the background.
 
It's just a question of who'll get tired first. Will ILKPA keep on in the hope for free labour, or will Chris keep on in the hope for china?
In a weird way, this could actually work out for both of them. From the looks of things, the list of stuff ILKPA is willing to do for free labor could easily include "take two pumps from a teal-haired tran-tard".
 
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