Off-Topic Indoctrination Material for Toddlers and Children from Mainly LGBT Organizations - And Unique Niche Books That Fit Nowhere

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Henry P. Baloney
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The story is about an alien boy who is late for class once again. When the teacher asks him why he is late, he tells her all he did before coming to class. Why is it niche? Because random words are translated into their meanings in different Earth languages (like Polish, Italian, Latvian, Japanese, etc.).
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ZsaZsaBinks said:
Henry P. Baloney
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The story is about an alien boy who is late for class once again. When the teacher asks him why he is late, he tells her all he did before coming to class. Why is it niche? Because random words are translated into their meanings in different Earth languages (like Polish, Italian, Latvian, Japanese, etc.).
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Where's the LGBT grooming and tranny brainwashing
 
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ZsaZsaBinks said:
Henry P. Baloney
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The story is about an alien boy who is late for class once again. When the teacher asks him why he is late, he tells her all he did before coming to class. Why is it niche? Because random words are translated into their meanings in different Earth languages (like Polish, Italian, Latvian, Japanese, etc.).
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Holy shit. I recognize this shit from public school!
Good shit; classic stuff!
 
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Searched the forums but couldn’t find a thread besides this one. I think “Jules” (Julia? Julie?) Hoffman from Miss Rachel deserves discussion if not an entire thread. She’s a “non binary they/them” featuring on Miss Rachel which is basically the main thing babies and toddlers watch on YouTube besides Cocomelon. Hundreds of millions of views.

Her defenders claim she doesn’t talk about gender but she absolutely does, she does things like use “they them” to refer to a stuffed animal. She even made a clip for Instagram explaining top surgery with a Sesame Street puppet.


I assume she’s on T as well because she has developed acne and gained weight. She looks worse and worse every year:
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Kids shows obviously go for various diversity checkboxes (Miss Rachel has two! token black friends) but I think assuming that they/them woman is a non creepy way to include people of gender in your children’s entertainment is a big misstep. In early videos there’s merely a “oh a girl with short hair” vibe but as time goes on she just looks worse and worse as the surgeries and testosterone ravage her body. Some tragedies are too much for Sesame Street puppets to explain…
 
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papaya said:
Searched the forums but couldn’t find a thread besides this one. I think “Jules” (Julia? Julie?) Hoffman from Miss Rachel deserves discussion if not an entire thread. She’s a “non binary they/them” featuring on Miss Rachel which is basically the main thing babies and toddlers watch on YouTube besides Cocomelon. Hundreds of millions of views.

Her defenders claim she doesn’t talk about gender but she absolutely does, she does things like use “they them” to refer to a stuffed animal. She even made a clip for Instagram explaining top surgery with a Sesame Street puppet.


I assume she’s on T as well because she has developed acne and gained weight. She looks worse and worse every year:View attachment 6654057

Kids shows obviously go for various diversity checkboxes (Miss Rachel has two! token black friends) but I think assuming that they/them woman is a non creepy way to include people of gender in your children’s entertainment is a big misstep. In early videos there’s merely a “oh a girl with short hair” vibe but as time goes on she just looks worse and worse as the surgeries and testosterone ravage her body. Some tragedies are too much for Sesame Street puppets to explain…
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Jesus Christ parents really need to learn how to load pre-2008 Sesame Street Episodes onto tablets. The Pozz is strong on this one. Its absolutely insane how many tendrils globohomo has in turning your kids into Tumblr freaks.
 
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papaya said:
Searched the forums but couldn’t find a thread besides this one. I think “Jules” (Julia? Julie?) Hoffman from Miss Rachel deserves discussion if not an entire thread. She’s a “non binary they/them” featuring on Miss Rachel which is basically the main thing babies and toddlers watch on YouTube besides Cocomelon. Hundreds of millions of views.

Her defenders claim she doesn’t talk about gender but she absolutely does, she does things like use “they them” to refer to a stuffed animal. She even made a clip for Instagram explaining top surgery with a Sesame Street puppet.


I assume she’s on T as well because she has developed acne and gained weight. She looks worse and worse every year:View attachment 6654057

Kids shows obviously go for various diversity checkboxes (Miss Rachel has two! token black friends) but I think assuming that they/them woman is a non creepy way to include people of gender in your children’s entertainment is a big misstep. In early videos there’s merely a “oh a girl with short hair” vibe but as time goes on she just looks worse and worse as the surgeries and testosterone ravage her body. Some tragedies are too much for Sesame Street puppets to explain…
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I'm all for having a thread on this one. Watching her spiral is going to be fun.

I believe this one also does Cameos, in other words recording special custom messages for her little friends. I have gotten an awful feeling about this one from day one, I think she will come to a bad end!
 
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Elwood P. Dowd said:
Though I don't think even snapping turtles eat baby ducks, do they?)
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Snappers will 100% eat baby ducks.
Shit they'll eat adult ducks if they get a chance,
baby gators, they'll snatch up anything they can get hold off. They're amazing critters but they can be mean as hell. Loggerheads (Alligator snappers) are the ones I know. There's both kinds around here but it's mostly the Alligators Snappers locally. They get fucking big. Like Dinosaurs.
Love the Cajun accents on the boys in the second video.
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Not all Snappers are Alligator Snappers, Peterson says the Common ones are more aggressive but I've always found the Alligator Snappers are the meanest ones but they'll all make a mess of anything they can get their chompers on.
 
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My cravat doesn't flutter said:
IIRC snapping turtles snap because they're too fat to retract into their shells and it's their only means of defense. They'll snap anything they perceive as a threat.
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Yeah the common Snappers have really long necks too, they can basically reach anywhere on their shell. Loggerheads have shorter necks but they get way bigger.
 
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Inspired by the #1 New York Times bestseller She Persisted by Chelsea Clinton and Alexandra Boiger comes a chapter book series about women who spoke up and rose up against the odds–including Rachel Levine!

As the first openly transgender government official to hold an office that requires Senate confirmation, the first openly transgender four-star officer in uniform service, and the first female four-star admiral in the commissioned corps, Rachel Levine faced many obstacles throughout her life. But she persisted through them all and showed kids of all genders that they can succeed in their dreams too.

In this chapter book biography by critically acclaimed author Lisa Bunker, readers learn about the amazing life of Rachel Levine–and how she persisted.

Complete with an introduction from Chelsea Clinton, black-and-white illustrations throughout, and a list of ways that readers can follow in Rachel Levine’s footsteps and make a difference! A perfect choice for kids who love learning and teachers who want to bring inspiring women into their curriculum.



Published by Philomel, June 2023.
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This is Lisa Bunker, the man who wrote the She Persisted edition on Rachel Levine, published by Philomel, a division of Penguin Random House.
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Lisa is not just a they/them, but he is also vo/ven. I challenge you to read his bio with a straight face and then say a prayer for his wife. 2/6
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The publishers of Bunker's book, Penguin Random House, also publish these lovely titles - Wanna Be My Dress-Up Lover? and Natsume Wants to be Trained. All available at these fine retailers. Marketed as "Boys' Love Manga" 5/6
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That's certainly something.

Lisa Bunker (they/them or vo/ven) has written stories all veir life. Before setting up shop as a full-time author vo had a 30-year career in non-commercial broadcasting, most recently as Program Director of the community radio station in Portland, Maine. Vo has also made homes in New Mexico, the LA area, Seattle, the Florida panhandle, and New Hampshire. Vo now lives in Sacramento, CA with veir spouse Dawn, an expert on anxiety in children and an author in her own right. Between them they have three grown children. From 2018 to 2022 Lisa represented the town of Exeter in the New Hampshire House of Representatives. Veir other active interests include chess, birding, choral singing, and musical composition.
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The first LGBTQA+ anthology for middle-graders featuring stories for every letter of the acronym, including realistic, fantasy, and sci-fi stories by authors like Lisa Bunker, Justina Ireland, Marieke Nijkamp, Alex Gino, and more!

A boyband fandom becomes a conduit to coming out. A former bully becomes a first-kiss prospect. One nonbinary kid searches for an inclusive athletic community after quitting gymnastics. Another nonbinary kid, who happens to be a pirate, makes a wish that comes true–but not how they thought it would. A tween girl navigates a crush on her friend’s mom. A young witch turns herself into a puppy to win over a new neighbor. A trans girl empowers her online bestie to come out.

From wind-breathing dragons to first crushes, This Is Our Rainbow features story after story of joyful, proud LGBTQA+ representation. You will fall in love with this insightful, poignant anthology of queer fantasy, historical, and contemporary stories from authors including: Eric Bell, Lisa Jenn Bigelow, Ashley Herring Blake, Lisa Bunker, Alex Gino, Justina Ireland, Shing Yin Khor, Katherine Locke, Mariama J. Lockington, Nicole Melleby, Marieke Nijkamp, Claribel A. Ortega, Mark Oshiro, Molly Knox Ostertag, Aisa Salazar, and AJ Sass.
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What if there was a land where children were raised without gender until they grew old enough to choose for themselves?



The Nezel lived in such a land but were forced to flee, becoming refugee servants in the desert realm of Irzem. Despite the hostility of their new masters, they continue to practice their Way as best they can.



As the ritual of Naming approaches, brash Quartz already knows the path ahead, while watchful Almond feels torn, fearing that any choice will disappoint someone in the family. Prowling through secret fortress tunnels, Almond and Quartz overhear a villainous plot: an ambitious underling schemes to seize power from Finch, the rightful Irzemi heir.



Aided by a wise orchard-keeper and other surprising allies, Quartz and Almond invent a desperate plan to help Finch fight to keep the throne. In a richly imagined world, sustained by the power of family both born and made, three young rainbow humans make personal sacrifices and claim their identities in a time of strife.



Published November 7th, 2023, by New Wind. Available in paper, e, and audio formats at your favorite local indie bookstore or all the usual places online, or click here to order.
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A young Dumplin’ meets Melissa in this joyful and energetic middle grade novel about a twelve-year-old girl living her life to the fullest, celebrating her love for sports and fighting for her right to cheer.



Joy, a twelve-year-old trans girl, just moved to Texas with her mother and older brother. Her family has accepted Joy as the girl she is early in her transition, with little fuss, leaving Joy to explore her love of sports, competition, teamwork, school spirit, and worship.



But when she is told she’s off the cheerleading team, Joy wants to fight for her right to cheer. As her battle with the school board picks up momentum, Joy attracts support from kids all around the country . . . she even gets the attention of her hero, trans activist Kai Shappley.



Inspired by Kai’s own life, Joy, to the World is a timely story of living life to the fullest, celebrating and centering trans joy, courage, and resilience.



Released May 9th, 2023 from Clarion. Click here to order.
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We first meet Zenobia standing outside her new school on the first day of class, trying to work up the nerve to go in. No one knows that it's her first day ever going to school as the girl she has always known herself to be, despite having been born with a male body.



Zen has had as hard life, growing up in a family that did not accept or support her gender identity. One way she survived was by taking refuge online, where she discovered her natural genius for coding and hacking. Now she finds herself in a new city with a new family, and a second chance that's really a first chance to be her real self in the world.



She makes friends, but also tangles with a queen-bee girl and a cyber rival. And when someone vandalizes the school website, she has to decide whether to lie low and hide her gifts, or offer to help and risk the trouble that increased exposure could bring.



Zenobia July was published in book and audiobook form by Viking Children's on May 21st, 2019.
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Felix is thirteen. When he was three, because of a science experiment gone wrong, he was fused with a fourth-dimensional being named Zyx, who communicates by using Felix's fingers to type. Counting down to a risky procedure to separate them again, Felix blogs about a boy at school he likes, a bully, his mom's annoying boyfriend, the threeness of things, and more, and we meet an Estonian chess grandmaster, Felix's piano genius sister, his gender-switching grandparent, the denizens of the House on Harmony Street, and many other quirky and fascinating folks. Felix Yz was published by Viking Children's, and in audiobook form by Listening Library, in June of 2017. The paperback edition came out June 2018.
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It took a little bit of footwork to track down this troon's previous ID. For one of his vintage, he buried it deeper than average. That, in turn, made me more curious.

"Lisa Bunker" is the professional moniker. The current legal moniker is Elizabeth Hilary Bunker. And the former name/power word is David Bunker.

Linking proof- this alum note about his ex wife Amber Tatnall and himself, in his prior employment as a radio announcer.

He ran for office in NH despite residing in NorCal.
Current address here:

This private information is unavailable to guests due to policies enforced by third-parties.


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Current wife is Dawn Huebner, a child psychologist:

 
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Larry David's Opera Cape said:
The publishers of Bunker's book, Penguin Random House, also publish these lovely titles - Wanna Be My Dress-Up Lover? and Natsume Wants to be Trained. All available at these fine retailers. Marketed as "Boys' Love Manga" 5/6

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Hi are you fucking retarded.

It's Penguin. They publish everything. I'm looking at a copy of The Wealth of Nations on my shelf with a penguin logo on it right now.
I'm never taking your posting seriously again holy shit.
 
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Cemetery Support said:
Hi are you fucking retarded.

It's Penguin. They publish everything. I'm looking at a copy of The Wealth of Nations on my shelf with a penguin logo on it right now.
I'm never taking your posting seriously again holy shit.
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Quote from the Twitter thread, genius. You can tell it's written by someone else on account of it being in the little box.

I believe her point was more about the smaller house within Penguin, Philomel, but I didn't look into it because that was less interesting than the rest of the stuff about the author.
 
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The publishers of Bunker's book, Penguin Random House, also publish these lovely titles
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All the big publishing houses have various forms of absurd and slop in their titles though. I was browsing through books for Christmas gifts and happened across 'Stalker Romance' as a genre. Monster romance is a growing category. The two posted here are positively tame compared to some of the unhinged things in the catalogues of the bigger publishing houses but they also publish from the other side of the aisle too, so Penguin/Hachette/Simon&Schuster/Harper Collins are equal opportunity make a profit off controversial topics. Anime is weird ass shit, full stop.

The real most insidious company is Scholastic because Scholastic has direct market access to kids. They are the biggest publisher of children's literature and they are the ones who supply the flyers directly to schools that children order from and manage most school book fairs. There's been multiple books I've happened across in their catalogue now that don't even have a proper warning of lgbt [or sex] content on the cover.

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Picked this up at a bookstore and skimmed it for a possible Christmas gift. Yellow shirt is a Tim, Dark Hair is a 'lesbian' but portrayed more as a Tif. They have [non-graphic] sex in this book which is a graphic novel not text so it's still quite obvious. I can't help but wonder if this author has some cow tendencies because all her books have similar themes and very little warning about that content anywhere on the outside of the book but she's still published by Scholastic and thus easily accessible to young kids.

If you're a parent you need to strongly research any media your child expresses interest in.

Simon and Schuster publishes the Pheobe and her Unicorn books which are written by a Tim.

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