Intergalactic: The Heretic Prophet - Neil Druckmann's latest blunder, now taking bets on the game flopping.

[Counterfeit Obol]

And here I am waiting for the inevitable mashups of this game and this gem from Mel Brooks:

 

[Vassal]

Intergalactic puts players into the role of Jordan A. Mun, a dangerous bounty hunter who ends up stranded on Sempiria – a distant planet whose communication with the outside universe went dark hundreds of years ago. Jordan will have to use all her skills and wits if she hopes to be the first person in over 600 years to leave its orbit.

Why on earth would create a cool premise such as intergalatic bounty hunter which has clear variety to content and immediately go "AND THEYRE STUCK ON ONE PLANET. CAN THEY SURVIVE?"

Who cares? You've already killed your own fucking interesting premise.

It could be thought of as the explanation for why she's on the planet to begin with, and why she can fight. Samus Aran from the Metroid series is used basically the same way.

If the leaks end up being true it'll be hilarious that it got leaked this early.

Alleged Plot Leak:
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The only thing I like from the potential leak is the idea that your personalised space gets destroyed. Not that I expect it to be much more than setting up a few decorations here and there, but it'll be something to tie you in to the place at least.

 

[Übertroon]

TLOU's story underwent revisions and the people responsible for them were George Romero, who said the first script is bad and the women, who found the infection only affecting women to be sexist.

Bruce Straley most likely tardwrangled Neil and refined the story.

Druckmann alone writes turds and even removes choices such as killing Abby vs letting her go because majority of playtesters kill her.

They also had to tardwrangle Neil about his plot idea where Tess travels across the entire country to get revenge against Joel for betraying her for Ellie.

Neil then decided he was going to make a cross country revenge tour the entire plot for the sequel

 

[Tinnitus]

They also had to tardwrangle Neil about his plot idea where Tess travels across the entire country to get revenge against Joel for betraying her for Ellie.
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Neil then decided he was going to make a cross country revenge tour the entire plot for the sequel

Thing is that Abby would've died anyway without any action from Ellie.

Ambushed by fat Gerald and then strung up on a pole to starve, if anything Ellie is a hero who freed the slaves.

 

[Chapalapachapa]

Fat Geralt did nothing wrong

 

[Meriasek]

I just realized a planet called Simperion where basically nobody lives with a cult that worships an alien death machine. DRUCKMANN YOU FUCKING HACK! Can't wait for the sidemission where a star of david gets embedded in the main characters chest makes a person immortal but every time they make a bad stock purchase their nose grows shorter.
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Extremely good book BTW, one of the greats.

The entire Cantos rules.

This game shapes up to be a flop. Too bad, I liked the art style. Way to waste a cool retrofuturistic interstellar bounty hunter premise.

 

[Hermiöne Granger]

Cant wait for this game to be release and then see it fail hard. While Neil Cuckman calling everyone a nazi for not buying his woke shit game.

 

[30+GameOvers]

Cant wait for this game to be release and then see it fail hard. While Neil Cuckman calling everyone a nazi for not buying his woke shit game.

It will get a 10/10 from every publication, become GOTY at the game awards and you will see Naughty Dog and Soyny send DMCAs to anyone who criticizes it. We might even see another community implode over it, like we've seen with the webring and TLOU2.

 

[winterfag]

If the leaks end up being true it'll be hilarious that it got leaked this early.

Alleged Plot Leak:
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JOHNNY JORDAN FIVE ACES

 

[GeorgeFloydFentanylStash]

How big is the budget rumored to be?

 

[FieldPiece]

There is no way in hell that can be the actual plot.

They need to remove Druckmann and replace him with Mel Brooks, then I'd actually be hyped.

 

[GameratePTSD]

I just realized a planet called Simperion where basically nobody lives with a cult that worships an alien death machine. DRUCKMANN YOU FUCKING HACK! Can't wait for the sidemission where a star of david gets embedded in the main characters chest makes a person immortal but every time they make a bad stock purchase their nose grows shorter.
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Extremely good book BTW, one of the greats.

There's a character in that book called Kassad who is a Palestinian that

Spoiler

fucks a jewish woman

. BRAVO CUCKMANN!
Also that epic plot tweest in the leak about the monsters being humans twisted through space travel is the same twist in an incredibly trashy and gory manga that I can't even remember the name of. B movie stuff. BRAVO CUCKMANN ONCE AGAIN!

 

[Adamska]

There is no way in hell that can be the actual plot.

Motherfucker made the torah unshootable in the synogogue that he put over an actual library in TLOU 2 after pretending he made an accurate Seattle map. During a convo where the Jewish girlfriend of the character he forced into becoming a lesbian talked about da shoah during the aftermath and death of humanity from a fucking fungus.

He is fucking desperate to have his religion become a contender for oppression olympics, and is probably malding hard over the cool kids club telling him death to the jew inshallah palestine.

 

[30+GameOvers]

He is fucking desperate to have his religion become a contender for oppression olympics, and is probably malding hard over the cool kids club telling him death to the jew inshallah palestine.

He will 100% make an Israel-Palestine allegory there somewhere and be the Palestinians be the obvious baddy bad guys. I doubt you will get a choice either, you will have to help the poor, oppressed jew bug-people or nuke Boston, I mean the planet.

 

[The_Bladder_Splatter]

current fake mexican token on trend and murderer by encouragement (Tony Dalton)

I'm gonna explain this rather obscure joke, the fake mexican part is that Tony Dalton was born and studied in the USA, the killer part is that he is legit responsible for the death of a man in mexico , during his very early days he got into a mexican Jackass knockoff program where they encouraged random people to do dangerous shit, in one particular instance he ended up encouraging a man to drink 40 shots of vodka, which ended up killing him
you can google translate this site for more context

 

[Opal Mermaid]

How big is the budget rumored to be?

Fucking big. Which is why it failing will be hilarious. This game doesn't have nearly the star power and hype TLOU did.

 

[GeorgeFloydFentanylStash]

Fucking big. Which is why it failing will be hilarious. This game doesn't have nearly the star power and hype TLOU did.

Also won’t have the built in audience of TLOU or Spider man. There’s Cuckman fanboys. And I doubt they will be able to carry the game to breaking even.

Can’t fucking wait to watch it bomb.

 

[Tablet County]

All they would have to do is give her hair. That's all. Even a kilmonger cut would look better than a shaved head.

 

[DeadwastePrime]

Also won’t have the built in audience of TLOU or Spider man. There’s Cuckman fanboys. And I doubt they will be able to carry the game to breaking even.

Can’t fucking wait to watch it bomb.

he might get lucky and tack on the uncharted fans if it plays similarly

 

[GeorgeFloydFentanylStash]

he might get lucky and tack on the uncharted fans if it plays similarly

I use to be a uncharted fanboy during Uncharted 1/2 days. Not so much anymore.