Introduction Thread

[Bionicle Tard]

Hey there,

I first discovered this place back when Dillin Thomas covered Chris's comics on his livestreams, and have been a lurker ever since. I've always been entertained by the Farms, and appreciated the dedication to free speech in an increasingly-censored internet. I've never had anything to add until now, though, so I decided to make an account and join in on the fun.

 

[Clonazepam]

Hi I'm Mags aka Clonazepam

Hobbies include good food, online shopping and badminton

 

[Walter Jackson Freeman II]

Hello there, kiwis.

I call myself "Walter Jackson Freeman II" on this site; after the real person of the same name, The Icepick Surgeon. I'm a self-hating autist, and I live as a traveller of the Internets. I may share some things about a few interesting people I've met on my travels.

 

[Ancap Virgin]

Hello, finally decided to make an account to keep up with all the BULLshit going on with The Quartering and other cows I'm interested in. I'm not as edgy as some of the other people here (cause I'm an anarchist) but I also value free speech and respect Null for standing up to the people in government who think that everyone should bow to them

Also, selfishness is good

 

[Kattybat]

Hi! I’m cringe, I’m weird, and I’m damn proud of that!
I eat an unhealthy amount or ramen noodles and drink so many carbonated drinks a day that at this point I’d be considered an addict.
I’m an idiot but also smart, mostly an idiot but that’s besides the point.

 

[_Delirium]

I'm mostly here for the Off topics board because other websites are pozzed as shit when talking about hobbies I'm interested in.

Replying as a "Newly Registered User" sucks, guess I'll just lurk and gives sticker until Tartarus finally leaves me alone.

Same here on both fronts. Hope to be free from the gulag soon. I just want to shitpost about my favorite games

 

[Altarfrog11]

Henlo. test. First time using kiwifarms even though ive know about this site since forever. I loved 9gag. the jews took it from me.

 

[Montergeant]

Yo yo yo, this is a test cause the Tartartus thing keeps preventing me from posting elsewhere (the beauty parlour) so Im desesperatly trying to send something untill it works.
Also it comes in denim.

Edit: holy shit it worked.

 

[pacifica]

hello! lurking was getting boring but i don't think i'll be too active anyways

 

[Azucar]

Hello. Watching fishtank S5 with sneedchat was a very comfy experience and I'm really excited to start reacting funny posts on here. I don't think I'll contribute much because I'm socially inept.

 

[Token Faggot]

I don't think I'll contribute much because I'm socially inept.

Hasnt stopped me!

 

[Ra Ra Ramune]

Hello. I am a long-time lurker, first-time poster. My favourite member is and always will be Cats. Thank you.

 

[Buno]

Hello guys my name is Buno and I'm join up to this site because my friend @reggie test told me about it as a pure free speech area for discussing various topics online. That's why I look forward to becoming apart of the KiwiFarms community.

 

[M00NMANfan#1]

Hello. I'm here because I wanted to become part of another community. The other one that I'm part of was getting too retarded.

 

[BossHelix]

Hi, how ya doin'. Name is Boss, 28, from the Southern US. I'm here because I missed posting on forums and I missed it. Used to post on the Dead Frontier Forums. Hopefully I bring more to the community than I take.

"But why come here?"

This morning I woke up to a bunch of emails and texts because someone tried to sign me up for a bunch of personal loans and change a buncha' my passwords. Made me think about this place and how I've never spent time here despite knowing of it since like 2015.