Introduction Thread

[Saint]

Welcome officially to the farms

 

[jisakko]

Hello, Kiwi Farms. This seems like a good place to lurk hard and collect some laughs.

 

[Saint]

Hello, Kiwi Farms. This seems like a good place to lurk hard and collect some laughs.

It is indeed. Welcome to our humble family. No, I didn't say that with a straight face, the welcome is genuine, the humble part is debatable.

There is a lot of interesting places to check into here so please feel free to browse and join in where ever you like.

 

[tw: jews]

NEW HERE. I HAVE COME FOR SCREENSHOTS OF INTERNET DRAMA. I HOPE YOU WILL DELIVER.

 

[Dischordia]

Ay yo it's Sigyn, back because these new threads are fucking insane and I cant stay away from the shitstorm, it's like a bad car wreck. If Null or one of the mods wants to merge that acct with this one Idc but either way I'm back

Spoiler

Howdy

 

[Izanagi]

I've lurked around the forum for a few days now and saw some crazy shit about some people who look fairly normal on the surface.

After reading a few threads in the Entersphere records, I made this account.

Thanks for spreading the truth.

 

[Cardboard Fish]

Hey.

I've lurked around Kiwifarms for a while. Nice forum you have here.
I made this account to share information about a certain obscure lolcow that has power leveled himself quite a bit, all while having his identity traced back to his real name. Though, I will do some lurking from time to time.

See you around.

 

[Terrorist]

What's up?

I've lurked around the farms (and the old cwcki forums) on and off for a while now and decided to join in. Mostly follow Deagle Nation/ADF/Chris, but I am branching out to other exceptional individuals. So nice to meet you guys, and remember to use proper pronouns (jihad/jihads/jihadself, please).

 

[Von Clausewitz]

Lurked for a while
and then created this account
now I am here, too.

 

[GL99]

Lurked for a little while, got a kick out of the loveshy therapy center stuff, and thought I'd join up. I've had the misfortune of running into the manosphere/sluthate/general freakshow gang more times than I'd like; so I'm happy to find a group of folks who apparently feel the same.

 

[Ninja_fuck_party]

Hello. Sorry I just started spergin without saying hey. I had a membership before but forgot what the password was.

 

[KingQueen]

Yes hello. Intro threads are gay.
I am both old and an oldfag. I'm certain I know some of you from other places by other names.
I enjoy big fat gay stereotypes and big fat gay dongs.

 

[VLAD]

Long time lurker, first time poster. I've followed the exploits of Christopher since 2008.
My favorite color is blue, my favorite band is Black Sabbath, and my favorite lolcow is Commander Stryker.
Semper Fidelis To All Are Armed Kiwis.

 

[Zero]

Lurked for a little while, got a kick out of the loveshy therapy center stuff, and thought I'd join up. I've had the misfortune of running into the manosphere/sluthate/general freakshow gang more times than I'd like; so I'm happy to find a group of folks who apparently feel the same.

I know right? Men are all the same.

 

[AssRock]

I'm just another one of those long time lurkers who finally registered an account- came for ADF, stayed for the entertainment and online drama.

 

[Witch Basil]

Lurked for several weeks, finally decided to join. Probably not going to post much. My silliness becomes increasingly evident after a paragraph or so of words. So I guess I'll just... commit extremism in moderation (or is it moderation in the extremes). Blah. KBYE

 

[Versoth]

Some time lurker, now lurking with a name attached. The internet has many strange things to share

 

[Mater Lachrymarum]

Forgot to say 'hello' and just barged into forums as if I own this place, how rude of me.
Well, hi. Nice to meet you all.

 

[kyz]

I'm honestly here to post dirt on Vade and Kat, Nice to meet y'all.

 

[Polaris]

Lurked for quite a while and decided to make an account. I figured it would be a good idea to be able to contribute to some discussions if I had anything to say, but probably still going to lurk a good bit. In any case, hey all!