Introduction Thread

[ZeCommissar]

Hello guys. I have read some threads on this forum and came to here after learning that sites like Sluthate/loveshy and people like CWC exist. I can't actually remember how I got here, just kinda stumbled upon this forum, read some threads, and eventually decided to sign up.

As you can see from my profile pic if you recognize where it's from, I love the 40k universe.

 

[Skymiss]

I am new. I came here to be a kiwi cow.

 

[autisticdragonkin]

I am new. I came here to be a kiwi cow.

you need a few hundered more messages to go halal

 

[Skymiss]

you need a few hundered more messages to go halal

I just got informed on cows... I think I am changing my mind. I want to be just a kiwi xD
Thanks for the advice and support

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

Apologies for not submitting a proper introduction
I enjoy the Kiwifarms, my husband introduced me to Chris-Chan and other cows . I enjoy laughing like the people here. My husband and I travel internationally several times a year because of his jobs, he is from the US and helps me with my posts when he has time, I hope I offend no one with the things I say. I can read English very well, but putting it in word is different.

 

[Cthulu]

I hope I offend no one with the things I say

We generally try to offend everyone with our post.

 

[StarvingAutist]

I just realized I never posted here.

Came here because I got bored with the alt-right edgelords on the ED forums.

 

[Vitriol]

Welcome news.

 

[Shivan Kutty]

Hello.

Was following the stuff Tommy Tooter spreads around the web, and joined in order to use the "first unread post" feature.

And I wanted to be a member of the forums he takes off the web when he files his grievance in court. Definitely next week.

 

[The Bourguignon]

i've been a lurker on the farms for a while and i feel it's now time to come here and share my opinions.

 

[Mage Of The Patriarchy]

Reading about terrible people gives me joy, and I wanted to be able to give ratings. Also share my shitty opinions.

 

[Fallensaint]

Reading about terrible people gives me joy, and I wanted to be able to give ratings. Also share my shitty opinions.

I rated you dumb, how do you feel about ratings now?

 

[Mage Of The Patriarchy]

I rated you dumb, how do you feel about ratings now?

I think they're a cool forums feature that allow accurate assessment of my bad posting

 

[Stephanie Bustcheeks]

Hello! I'm new to the farms, I've been following cwc for years now and have been too lazy or always lurking to bother making an account here.. Reading these posts always gets a laugh out of me, so I figured I may as well try and contribute to the ongoing christory

 

[TheGoogs]

I've been stalking this forum for quite some time. Might as well join and be a sHitLOrd, which is one of my aesthetics.

 

[GS 281]

I rated you dumb, how do you feel about ratings now?

 

[Shivan Kutty]

I'm reading the site on a smartphone, and I've given out ratings while attempting to scroll.

So any negative ratings from me are, I assure you, quite unintentional. Unless your post was dumb.

 

[wayavas]

Hello this is my second post here but I been lurking this forums for a long time now, honestly I just want to say that if you are posting here and you think that you are better than chris chan or adf or some other lolcow, at least don't go down or below their level yourself, I believe insults and stuff like that is out of place, I mean, we know Chris is fucking stupid or whatever, do we really need to post that over and over again?

 

[CaptainHowdy]

Hi, I joined. Just having a look around for right now, but I'm sure I'll join in on the fun soon enough.

 

[PostRegretStressDisorder]

Finally manned up and made an account.

Greetings from /cow/! Long time lurker here. I suppose I switched sides because you guys are filled to the brim with cocks, whereas /cow/'s cocks keeps on shrinking and shrinking.