Introduction Thread

[Fräulein Troonjak]

As you can clearly see, I'm a sperg, I don't hide that. The reason I created a Kiwisister account was so I could post on the soyjak.party thread, but recently (read: today) I've become quite enamored with the rest of your side and necroed a few threads here and there. I even thought up how to write a handful of effortposts in subject matters that I like, but when it was time to actually type them, I couldn't put it into words anymore. And the result? Short shitposts. In my mind, I had a paragraph ready to go and as I was typing it, it slowly got smaller and smaller until I was left with the crappy short thing I posted. So, yeah, I guess that's my problem.

The other thing is my desire to "have an audience" and I'm just not cut out for that. I can't handle the pressure and I can't stand the thought that people are actually reading what I write. My whole life I've been very shy and NOT. A SINGLE PERSON. HAS. EVER. INITIATED. INTERACTIONS WITH ME. Ever since I was a child I've had to start all conversations, be the first to say hello to people. I suppose parts of that is due to me being a man, but you can imagine how not great this is with a personality that also wants a lot of attention, right?

In any case, I'm still trying my best to write more than just a few sentences, I'm just having trouble with a lot of subjects. And I can't stand the fact that no matter what I write, no one replies to it (well, the majority at least). So yeah, I just have to get over it. Or something.

 

[Hellriegel]

Hi everyone, long time lurker here. Never made an account, but now I decided to make one, this forum feels like the last place on internet where we can discuss topics without worrying about people getting offended and shunning you for wrongthink.

 

[Toji Suzuhara]

Hello, I'm Toji Suzuhara, and I'm 14
years old . I live in Tokyo-3, Kanagawa Prefecture, alongside with my dad, my grandpa, and my little sister, whom I care about more than anything else in this world. I attend Tokyo-3 First Municipal Middle School, specifically class 2-A (which is 8th grade for all the americans here), alongisde my best friends Kensuke Aida and Shinji Ikari. I usually post on A&N due to the fact that it is one of the only ways that news can reach my city before NERV censors them, altought I will also appear on some multimedia-related threads.

Another thing, if any of you know anything about how to know if a girl is into me, or personally know Hikari Horaki or Asuka Langley, DM me. I could use your help when dealing with them

 

[fat_rat_on_the_grass]

Hi point me in the nearest direction of all the other rat Kf accounts! Oh, Bossmanjack thread? ah, silly me!
For real though Ive been around A VERY long time on this site, (jace era TAHA) I lost my last account in the great tranny attack and was too lazy to make another one for a year and a half. Just wanna roll around in some green grass with my kiwi brothas in this very silly world and experience. Seeing this forum transform over such a long time has been a ride.

 

[themanwhowalks]

I have been here a while, I'm bored enough to talk now.

 

[Bold_City_Kicks]

Hi, I've been aware of KF vaguely for a hot minute, and I have a hunch that many youtube video essays I've seen were just lifted from threads here.

I was on Tumblr for a couple years back in the day before I started lurking Reddit. I actually made a Reddit account around 2013 or so, and loved the environment. Unfortunately, Reddit has become a monoculture among most subreddits, and I just can't stand it anymore. KF sounds like the wild west, so I'm going to check things out here.

Jacksonville Florida is the Bold New City of the South, hence my username. Go Jags, Duuuval!

 

[Neodanthril]

hewwo UwU
i like long walks on the beach

 

[Gus]

You ain't heard nothin' yet!

 

[3X0D14]

Hello kiwifriends. I'm an on and off lurker, decided to make an account because all my favourite imageboards seem to be dying. I stopped browsing 4chan in 2017 and I visited recently, curious on what happened to it. SFW boards are shitted up by porn addicts/trannies, posting is difficult with the weird captchas, interesting threads get archived quick, and every poster feels like a bot. Reddit is reddit and also bot infested. It feels like there's no genuinely good and active forumsite out there anymore besides this one.
Also really sad there's no art requests thread anymore on 4chan. What happened to those? I liked getting my spontaneous drawing urges out in those threads.

edit: Managed to find drawthreads, I feel like I'm losing it. Couldn't find them last week for some reason, but I'm sure they're overrun with porn requests anyways.

 

[bienmirage]

began lurking when all the Keffals shit happened
I just made this to maybe reply dunno if I’ll use it all that nuch

 

[Minerva Mink]

I really love the vibes around here. I used to check on the cows and news manually, I think it will be much more convenient with an account. It's good to turn off the stress of everyday life and just laugh at stupid people, it's good for the soul, at least mine.

 

[Lolek]

Shalom goyim. Heard about the forum when Chris fulfilled his love quest.
I lurk on rare occasion, I'm here for MATI.

 

[Poopy Face Tomato Nose]

Howdy! Been lurking the forum off and on for a while, I found out about the KiwiFarms from the Null and Turkey “Her Prostate” Tom conversation stream. Needed to find a place where opinions don’t mean an instantaneous ban, and can laugh at stupid people in peace.

 

[CharmingMage]

Nice to meet you all. I've been a lurker on and off for some years, but there have been enough times where I wanted to join the conversation that I figured I may as well make an account. I likely won't post much, but I'm glad to be here.

 

[QQQ]

Spoiler

Good evening gentlemen.
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[nevertosubmit88]

Sup gang. Finally decided to pull the trigger and create an account after a couple of years of lurking. Am looking forward to engage in the lulz as they say

 

[Biker]

ive been lurking for damn near a decade, i was always too paranoid to join.
the rumors of the stonecutters/PVCC loomed large in my mind, then with Jace i heard rumors youd get banned if you didnt go along with deagle nation.
so i stayed away for years, anyway its nicer here than one is led to be believed.

 

[Slices Chanson]

Hi, I’ve only read KF a couple of times.

I’m really late to the party and just learned I should probably get my domains off of Epik. I didn’t want to dig that thread out of its grave.

 

[Holy]

Catholic priest.
The secrets are fucking horrible.

†

 

[Medic]

Been a lurker for a hard while now, and now its time to be here forever. Due do some of the recent events, gayops, and tomfucky that is both the world and on the internet, I decided to make null as my leader
and only true God. I don't come here out of spite and anger but only to chill with people with shared minds and interest without getting called a fascist or bigot by a person who doesn't even share the same
skin color as them and lacks of a father. I really truly think that this is a place of all people from both sides of the spectrum, even the gay autistic ones come together and seed/spurg without being retarded. If they do
they get clowned on with a few extra steps, that's what I love about the Kiwi's and its stronger than ever.

Also some things I thought were funny/sneething before registering


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1. How @Peppermint Swirl snorted too much coke in a day managed to have their own forum in a week by defending pedos and not unsurprisingly by BEING ONE HIMSELF
   

   https://kiwifarms.st/threads/peppermint-swirl-feature-containment-thread.196186/

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2. If I remember correctly there was a furry that tried to get in the pants of an incel gen-z fags pants by sending him his dick picks with his bear plush. I will be forever dramatized
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3. And lastly going to the describing the avatar above you thread which is where I am heading rn, because of the lolz
   
   I hope I can make some friends here and be here forever. Keep seething, and fuck modern media.
   
   
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