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Will you pledge loyalty to our glorious leader Joshua Moon?

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Stranger Neighbors said:
Smh... "Your" thread was made over a year ago and was immediately locked the person who wrote it hasn't been on here for almost a year themselves... Are you legitimately re.tarded or just pretending to be?

Literally not one person gave a shit about your thread (not even the original poster) why do you care?
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I am retarded.

Because I have autism.
 
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Hello. I take everything far too seriously so KF will be an effective course of treatment for me.

I discovered this site a couple of weeks ago. I do not visit for the cows but for the politics and culture. I believe that the degeneracy you practice here helps keep out many people that would otherwise join and swamp the discussion with the same petty tribal point scoring that derails most forums. I am not a degenerate myself but hope to still benefit from the social abhorrence and aversion by ordinary people which the site enjoys.

I'm glad to be here. I shall try to think of a suitably disturbing or arousing avatar in time.
 
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Hello friends. I just wanted to let you know I'm new but we're still friends and I love you (yes, you). I like cats, cute things and laughing at re.tards.
 
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TheOuterWorldsFan82 said:
fuck commies and fuck trannies
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I'm new. I guess. I had been lurking without an account but decided to make one to start commenting on things I find dumb or interesting.
 
I have been lurking for a couple years on and off, and will probably continue lurking for the most part. I love this community, where you can actually use free speech. I will try not to shit up the farms with drunk post!
 
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No intro needed.

Left a site after i realized how fucked up they were. My time here is a eye opener and enjoy the forums so far. Now I just need to stfu and I hope I can be a frequenter at this forum because I honestly enjoy the users and thank kiwifarms for helping me out.(It's a long story).
 
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Your local essential oil salesman ready to cure your kid's autism. Always eager to share some incredible recipes the big pharma doesn't wanna you to know. Your kid is having a huge tantrum on store, wanting to join ninja mega soldier antifa army to naruto run capitalism down or being fuzzy when going to bed? A few drops of peppermint oil and sandalwood straight to the asshole of the child will solve any problem.
 
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BATHMETHAMPHETAMINE said:
Your local essential oil salesman ready to cure your kid's autism. Always eager to share some incredible recipes the big pharma doesn't wanna you to know. Your kid is having a huge tantrum on store, wanting to join ninja mega soldier antifa army to naruto run capitalism down or being fuzzy when going to bed? A few drops of peppermint oil and sandalwood straight to the asshole of the child will solve any problem.
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Young Living or Doterra
 
Pineapple Fox said:
Young Living or Doterra
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We don't use that fake shit, but our own essential oils and other snake oils natural remedies straight from ice cold sweatshop in Bangladesh mountains of Tibet where it is made by 5 years olds Buddhist monks with 4000 years old recipe using only Chinese barely safety permitted chemicals clean Tibetan spring water and other fresh ingredients we sell exclusively in our 400 dollar "say goodbye to autism" starter packs they can be bought from aliexpress for a dollar.
 
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