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Morta Della said:
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Why are his thighs smaller than his calves? A wet noodle would put up a better fight. If you're going to try to attack someone and you're in your right mind you never know if they have a knife, gun, or MMA training. Having none of these yourself and trying to hit someone with a battery in the skull only to be surprised that they fight back is dumb as shit. 1,000 years ago you would win a Darwin award for this.

His broccoli haircut is a literal arrow pointing at his face, I'm surprised the manlet missed one of those swings considering how easy of a target his face was. He didn't stomp his face into the curb either :punished:. Kiwis, if this is ever you, do everything you can to roll around, flail, or dodge your attackers punches/kicks to your face. Generally if you know you're going to take a pounding to your face/head, you want to protect your head at all costs. When the adrenaline kicks in and you realize you're about to take serious damage, and you're at your strongest; simply use your tard strength and either run the fuck away and start attacking your enemy. Start rolling hotdog style if you can, get on your feet, or start breakdancing if you have to. Once you make any distance, get on your feet and put your fists up or grab a weapon, whether it be a traffic cone, pipe, a nearby dog, or your girlfriend. Taking a pounding because your body shuts down from a few hits to the face means certain death. Fight.

It's obvious he's never been in a fight or done any training before and he's a huge pussy for shutting down after a few hits. The manlet could've killed him or ruined his life and he's lucky he let up after a few swings. (I wish he had kicked him braindead tbh)
 
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North Oakland Avenue said:
Why are his thighs smaller than his calves? A wet noodle would put up a better fight. If you're going to try to attack someone and you're in your right mind you never know if they have a knife, gun, or MMA training. Having none of these yourself and trying to hit someone with a battery in the skull only to be surprised that they fight back is dumb as shit. 1,000 years ago you would win a Darwin award for this.

His broccoli haircut is a literal arrow pointing at his face, I'm surprised the manlet missed one of those swings considering how easy of a target his face was. He didn't stomp his face into the curb either :punished:. Kiwis, if this is ever you, do everything you can to roll around, flail, or dodge your attackers punches/kicks to your face. Generally if you know you're going to take a pounding to your face/head, you want to protect your head at all costs. When the adrenaline kicks in and you realize you're about to take serious damage, and you're at your strongest; simply use your tard strength and either run the fuck away and start attacking your enemy. Start rolling hotdog style if you can, get on your feet, or start breakdancing if you have to. Once you make any distance, get on your feet and put your fists up or grab a weapon, whether it be a traffic cone, pipe, a nearby dog, or your girlfriend. Taking a pounding because your body shuts down from a few hits to the face means certain death. Fight.

It's obvious he's never been in a fight or done any training before and he's a huge pussy for shutting down after a few hits. The manlet could've killed him or ruined his life and he's lucky he let up after a few swings. (I wish he had kicked him braindead tbh)
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He should've bit his knees off or attacked him with a shrubbery. Failing that he could've bled on him.
 
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SneedleDee&SneedleDumb said:
What the fuck are you going to do with a traffic cone, bro? I don't think you've been in such a situation.

What in the fuck kind of pussy are you? Roll around and throw your girl at them?
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I guess my hyperboles were too strong for you, stalker child.

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He should've bit his knees off or attacked him with a shrubbery. Failing that he could've bled on him.
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You raise a good point. You never know how easily someone could warfare with you using AIDS and HIV.
"If I can make him bleed I can give him HIV before he stomps me to death". *bite*
 
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The ultimate win for bennymack: Natalie Reynolds, who recently had the Daily Mail write an article on her and that homeless woman, proceeded some hours ago to have a weird simulated sex session with some doll. Needless to say that after a short while her channel got a 404 (likely ban). The hilarious bit is that Kick had no problems with people getting shot with paintball guns or homeless women almost drowning in Ice Piss' ripoff of Sam Hyde (or the opposite), but fake sex with a doll is a no-no. Also, Kick is reputed to now throw bans around for saying certain slurs. Almost as if the honeymoon phase is over.
 
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cross posting from "The Predator Catcher Community - The Good, The Bad and The Ugly"
GradeAGobbleDeeGook said:
Vitaly is being sued over his "predator hunter" Kick streams, by one of the people in one of those videos
who knows the truth of the matter, but below is whats going on
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Vitaly, who is listed on IP2 and gets clipped there every time he is live, is being sued by one of the people in his videos
all info in the Predator Catcher thread, including an article
 
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SneedleDee&SneedleDumb said:
What the fuck are you going to do with a traffic cone, bro? I don't think you've been in such a situation.

What in the fuck kind of pussy are you? Roll around and throw your girl at them?
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You just need to pick up a nearby bike. It has huge range and the heat action does good damage, plus enemies get a bunch of knock-down from it.
 
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Tone and Saint get in a massive fight within like 3 hours of being in a hotel on the first day and get kicked out, Saint absolutely manhandles tone, pins him to the ground, keeps pushing him in a corner the entire time Tone backing down of course and doesn't swing or touch saint a single time when the fight actually starts. Saint goes to the door to be told they're getting kicked and Tone pulls out the pepperspray and starts going SEE WHAT I HAVE I COULD HAVE SPRAYED HIM BUT I DIDN'T (congrats you weren't a bitch?)

long story short he peppersprays him and runs out the hotel like a coward after saint threatens to murder him in the room if he touches him again lol

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3S83-8-nel8 (age restricted)
 
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crack head tone is getting into a fight with his (?) friend?
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Tone and Saint get in a massive fight within like 3 hours of being in a hotel on the first day and get kicked out, Saint absolutely manhandles tone, pins him to the ground, keeps pushing him in a corner the entire time Tone backing down of course and doesn't swing or touch saint a single time when the fight actually starts. Saint goes to the door to be told they're getting kicked and Tone pulls out the pepperspray and starts going SEE WHAT I HAVE I COULD HAVE SPRAYED HIM BUT I DIDN'T (congrats you weren't a bitch?)

long story short he peppersprays him and runs out the hotel like a coward after saint threatens to murder him in the room if he touches him again lol

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3S83-8-nel8 (age restricted)
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And saint got into a fight with 3 black guys and has a fucked face

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i dont know who either of these people are, but this video was at the top of Hot on IP2
we have a stabbing
i searched both their names and Charlie has posts about him going back 3+ years, but Alonsoii has only recently been posted on IP2 with posts only going back 8 days
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it looks like Alonsoii was trying to make content out of Bejing Charlie, was following him very closely and kept touching him
i cant really understand who is saying what, but its only pretext for behaving in a manner that fits IP2 anyway so its not all that important
at a certain point Charlie, sick of being antagonised and followed, turns around to say "WAZ UP WAZ UP" like "lets fight" kind of thing
but Alonsoii just steals his glasses right off his head
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Bejing Charlie, who is obscured by the other people standing there, is mortified by this disrespect, and you see him act quickly despite being blocked from view
he responds by taking a lunge with his left hand at Alonsoii and yelling "MOTHERFUCKER, WAS UP BRO?!"
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and bingo, Alonsoii was just stabbed by this guy below who gives us a good look at his best power stance after the fact
a funny part is that in his right hand he is holding his phone, with his arms spread wider to look more intimidating
when walking backwards, his right arm hits the pole and it causes him to drop his phone which he has to quickly recover to continue looking tough
in the second picture below he just dropped his phone and is going to pick it up, with the blade in his left hand
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i dont think he even realised he was stabbed until he saw Charlie with the knife because he laughed right after being stabbed (must be sharp)
the knife at a side angle looks to be this style of knife, something slightly talon shaped like below
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after he realised he was stabbed Alonsoii does a classic "oh did you just stab me? he just stabbed me, you just stabbed me on camera, he just stabbed me on camera"
clip is NSFW, its not a crazy stabbing but the guy shows a hole in his mid section that is bleeding slightly, image in spoiler as well

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