Is Chris going to heaven or hell?

[MrTroll]

He'll spend eternity patching up Barb's (un)holey buttocks in hell.

 

[BizarreScenario]

He'll spend eternity patching up Barb's (un)holey buttocks in hell.

Salvation is gained only through submission to God and faith in the Trinity: the Bear, the Troll, and the Holy Buttocks.

 

[CalmMyTits]

Neither. GodJesus wouldn't want him in Heaven, and Satan wouldn't want him or his dirty, crapped briefs in hell. Chris would then become stuck in Limbo.

 

[BizarreScenario]

Neither. GodJesus wouldn't want him in Heaven, and Satan wouldn't want him or his dirty, crapped briefs in hell. Chris would then become stuck in Limbo.

In other words, he'd still be near the Hell of the Damned, but he'd be treated to everlasting comforts.

 

[Ryan Rash]

Neither. GodJesus wouldn't want him in Heaven, and Satan wouldn't want him or his dirty, crapped briefs in hell. Chris would then become stuck in Limbo.

In other words, he'd still be near the Hell of the Damned, but he'd be treated to everlasting comforts.

Pfft. Unlikely. I say Purgatory: stuck in an endless void forever and ever until the end of all time amen.

 

[BizarreScenario]

Neither. GodJesus wouldn't want him in Heaven, and Satan wouldn't want him or his dirty, crapped briefs in hell. Chris would then become stuck in Limbo.

In other words, he'd still be near the Hell of the Damned, but he'd be treated to everlasting comforts.

Pfft. Unlikely. I say Purgatory: stuck in an endless void forever and ever until the end of all time amen.

Purgatory is a realm of labor and atonement that precedes entry into Heaven. In other words, it demands genuine remorse and a willingness to work. Let's keep in mind about whom we're writing.

 

[LM 697]

Great thread.