Jake Paul & Logan Paul - Youtuber, Viner, Team 10, Former Disney Star, Expert Doxxer

[get_ur_gamon]

Logan Paul is like Plainview from There Will Be Blood, he's a sociopath that sees everyone, including his own son, only as a means to earn more money. Except you can at least argue Plainview cared about his son a little

Wrong. He is doing this because he cares about le children. He is trying to promote healthy eating for the next generation. Children in Africa would only dream of having a tiny piece of cheese inbetween 2 crackers. He will give them lots of caffeine to keep them awake in school. He has done wonders for suicide prevention by warning people that your friends and family will clown on your dead body after death. You will never measure up to this level of greatness.

The fact that he has sacrifieced such an intimate moment to promote his nutritious meals shows how much he truly cares.

 

[UERISIMILITUDO]

Logan Paul used the birth of his son to promote Lunchly.

Surely he didn't show anything too sensitive, right?

I joke about how videos of one's birth are going to change the social landscape in the coming decades. What a delightful hellscape for the new generations. Oh well, at least I'm old enough to have avoided this shit.

 

[AnOminous]

Surely he didn't show anything too sensitive, right?

I joke about how videos of one's birth are going to change the social landscape in the coming decades. What a delightful hellscape for the new generations. Oh well, at least I'm old enough to have avoided this shit.

I tried this faggot's energy drink. It was on last chance closeout for like a quarter. Tbh I should have required paying me to drink this poison. It tasted like piss. I poured the rest out.

 

[Eventide]

I tried this faggot's energy drink. It was on last chance closeout for like a quarter. Tbh I should have required paying me to drink this poison. It tasted like piss. I poured the rest out.

Prime tastes like cough syrup. Every flavor, just a different brand of cough syrup. The Ice Pop Prime even nails the awful distinct aftertaste of Robitussin/generic drug store expectorant syrup.

I wouldn't be surprised if Logan Paul purposefully sought out to create a lean/purple drank themed energy drink brand - only to realize halfway through its creation that it'd be much more profitable to market it to kids.

 

[AnOminous]

I wouldn't be surprised if Logan Paul purposefully sought out to create a lean/purple drank themed energy drink brand - only to realize halfway through its creation that it'd be much more profitable to market it to kids.

Except it wasn't. It was a total flop. Marketing it to wiggers to make energy drank from it probably would have been the better option marketing-wise.

 

[purpleflurp]

I can't imagine having a 9-figure net worth and starting internet beef with the kid that got famous for shrieking about Minecraft, let alone winding up the butt of the joke.


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[soulgains]

Prime tastes like cough syrup. Every flavor, just a different brand of cough syrup. The Ice Pop Prime even nails the awful distinct aftertaste of Robitussin/generic drug store expectorant syrup.

I wouldn't be surprised if Logan Paul purposefully sought out to create a lean/purple drank themed energy drink brand - only to realize halfway through its creation that it'd be much more profitable to market it to kids.

Apparently, even the consoomers of this shit agree with you.

 

[Eventide]

Apparently, even the consoomers of this shit agree with you.

I'm starting to wonder if Prime was only initially successful 'cause it launched in the middle of the Covid pandemic. I'd imagine only a person with Covid-damaged tastebuds/inability to smell (alternatively, someone used to consuming cough syrup recreationally) could stomach the beverages. I cannot further emphasize, they're indistinguishable from OTC cough meds. Like, if you did a blind taste test "is this Prime, or is this Nyquil" - people would be stumped! I'm breaking out my tinfoil hat - there's no way the medicinal flavor wasn't intentional

 

[soulgains]

I'm starting to wonder if Prime was only initially successful 'cause it launched in the middle of the Covid pandemic. I'd imagine only a person with Covid-damaged tastebuds/inability to smell (alternatively, someone used to consuming cough syrup recreationally) could stomach the beverages. I cannot further emphasize, they're indistinguishable from OTC cough meds. Like, if you did a blind taste test "is this Prime, or is this Nyquil" - people would be stumped! I'm breaking out my tinfoil hat - there's no way the medicinal flavor wasn't intentional

I mean they made it in the cheapest way possible. I remember my nephew telling me about how Indian shop owners would come into his dollar tree and buy that shit in bulk. Its the only drink I can think of that has had this level of popularity solely based off of who created it/the brand name itself. It reminds of the 2017/2018 vaping/juuling epidemic, alot of those kids only got into it because it was "cool" and a popular thing to do. Its a little bit different, considering nicotine is chemically addictive and Prime is just abunch of (completely legal and without restrictions, unfortunately) substances and chemicals mixed together.

 

[Osama Bin Laden]

 

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neat

 

[VeteranOfTheRetardWars]

Well, this is going to be good.

 

[Chug Smuckle]

I hope Mike bites his ear off

 

[Osama Bin Laden]

I hope Mike bites his ear off

 

[Sprate Header]

Lmfao, why did he do that? Not that I'm complaining, I just thought doing that at the pre-match press event was a no-no.

 

[Fartificial Insmelligence]

Sports are gay, contact sports doubly so, and any man paying money to watch two buff sweaty dudes pound each other with their fists is a homosexual.


…not that there’s anything wrong with that…

 

[Osama Bin Laden]

Lmfao, why did he do that? Not that I'm complaining, I just thought doing that at the pre-match press event was a no-no.

I'm going to assume that's "Iron Mike" coming out. However, I like using the defacto "nigs gonna nig"

 

[ArgentinianGrandpa]

So Mike immediatly slaps him, goes into fighting position, then Everyone jumps in to stop Mike and no one puts a hand on jake paul who doesnt even react, the obvious answer is that this was staged to make jake paul look good but man do i want to believe its because they know that if they throw hands without gloves, Mike tyson is obviously more dangerous, despite his age and needs to be stopped before anything happens, while jake paul is left alone because what is he gonna do?

 

[Your Starter for 10]

In Minecraft?

 

[bliblblblbbllb]

Funniest outcome would be that Mike Tyson goes full punch-drunk nig-nog and completely stops boxing and just starts beating the shit out of Jake Paul. Bite his face, stomp his hands, I dunno. So Jake Paul obviously wins via Tyson breaking all the rules, but spiritually everyone knows what's what and who is who, and Mike Tyson could maybe even retire happily that way. And just like this thing, they could have a million people rush into the ring to break it up.

If Jake Paul got a permanent cosmetic injury or even a small crippling one like losing a fingertip, I can easily imagine he'd actually be happy about it since it came from Mike Tyson and makes him look hard.

IMO this slap is hinting towards that type of outcome being planned, although it's probably going to be gayer then anything any of us can think of.