James Rolfe / James D. Rolfe / Angry Video Game Nerd (AVGN) / Rex Viper and Cinemassacre / Screenwave - Now with not much grieving about a 41-year old man still making videos on YouTube. We're the balls on the dick.

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Which videos do you like the most from Cinemassacre?

  • Angry Video Game Nerd

    Votes: 1,810 63.5%
  • You Know Whats Bullshit

    Votes: 143 5.0%
  • James and Mike Mondays

    Votes: 96 3.4%
  • Board James

    Votes: 441 15.5%
  • Monster Madness

    Votes: 270 9.5%
  • James' movie reviews

    Votes: 90 3.2%

  • Total voters
    2,850
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Where did the hair go? Also, this is a serious video not some late April Fools.

Edit: This is absolutely the worst episode of the AVGN, worse than the Fear and Loathing one.
 
I still can't wrap my head around why exactly James lost his touch. I know there's lots of theories. But do you think he's simply too old for this shit? The guy's face is starting to look like my grandpa's.
So many other YouTubers seem to have aged out.
 
I still can't wrap my head around why exactly James lost his touch. I know there's lots of theories. But do you think he's simply too old for this shit? The guy's face is starting to look like my grandpa's.
He got older and tired of doing the same shtick for 20 years straight and as a result stopped putting effort into his scripts and acting.
 
Yes, this would rank top 3 worse all-time AVGN episode.
  1. Life of Black Tiger
  2. My Horse Price
  3. Shrek Nintendo World Champions
Oh definitely, honestly my list is pretty similar, the order would change, and I'd put the 200th episode on it.

1. 200th Episode
2. Life of Black Tiger
3. My Horse Prince

Before this, I would've said the Home Alone games with the Culkin glazing.

Who is writing for AVGN nowadays? I miss the power couple Justin and Caveman, they were awful but at least they forced James to shoot in landscape.
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I thought it last few were at least pretty watchable, if not memorable. I was clicking away to other things by the halfway point on this one. And it's one thing to go bald, but it's all uneven and creepy looking here. What's left looks like pubic hair or something too, yeesh.
 
He's barely even touched any of the generations that came after the SNES, there's so much potential there, N64, PS1, PS2, hell even 360 and PS3 and the Wii are now considered "retro" and every single console in that list has mounds of shovelware he could make a video about and he's doing a video instead about a "game" created as a fucking meme that's already been done to death by LPers for years, which really doesn't fit his content at all. They also covered it on James & Mike Mondays at one time so it's also a retread.
 
I thought you were being dramatic, but yeah, this is probably the worst AVGN episode, bar none.
Shave the head, get a dad cap. You're not saving this.

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Bro, his receding hairline gets worse every video, I swear.

Doug Walker had the dignity to shave. James really should do it too because god damn that looks bad.
 
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