James Rolfe / James D. Rolfe / Angry Video Game Nerd (AVGN) / Rex Viper and Cinemassacre / Screenwave - Now with not much grieving about a 41-year old man still making videos on YouTube. We're the balls on the dick.

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Which videos do you like the most from Cinemassacre?

  • Angry Video Game Nerd

    Votes: 1,809 63.5%
  • You Know Whats Bullshit

    Votes: 142 5.0%
  • James and Mike Mondays

    Votes: 96 3.4%
  • Board James

    Votes: 441 15.5%
  • Monster Madness

    Votes: 270 9.5%
  • James' movie reviews

    Votes: 90 3.2%

  • Total voters
    2,848
I can't fathom taking one of the most harmless e-celebs to ever exist and trying to push a hate train with him. Like why James of all people?
Because many moons ago, James said he wasn't gonna watch the female ghostbusters. This has permanently painted him as an alt right chud that needs to be destroyed by any means necessary.

Ignore the fact that the only reason he didn't watch it was because it looked like shit. Clearly he hates women, loves Donald Trump and wants all trans people exterminated.
 
I like James because he's the "least lolcow" lolcow I've ever seen.
He's a good husband, father, does not politisperg for either side, and knows how and when to shut up.
I think his age is what makes him this way, if James were born in the early 90s, he'd be different. Even JonTron got involved in some shit a few years ago.

I know AVGN isn't what it once was as a show, but still, James as a person is a literal normie in comparison to many others.
 
James is like one of the oldest, least offensive (as long you don't mind toilet humor), non-confrontational youtubers around. His content is trash now, but it's so fucking weird whenever someone tries to paint him as some sort of extremist or mastermind when he just shits into the mic about some old games playing like trash.
 
Since he doesn't have his own thread, and I suppose most people only know of him from AVGN.. There's a new incredibly awful Pat video out. Halloween themes, on Nov 11.


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I forgot how awful his scripted content is. Really NSFL video.
 
Since he doesn't have his own thread, and I suppose most people only know of him from AVGN.. There's a new incredibly awful Pat video out. Halloween themes, on Nov 11.


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I forgot how awful his scripted content is. Really NSFL video.
Holy shit he looks awful these days. Time really did a number on him.
 
I like James because he's the "least lolcow" lolcow I've ever seen.
He's a good husband, father, does not politisperg for either side, and knows how and when to shut up.
I think his age is what makes him this way, if James were born in the early 90s, he'd be different. Even JonTron got involved in some shit a few years ago.

I know AVGN isn't what it once was as a show, but still, James as a person is a literal normie in comparison to many others.
Honestly the only "lolcow" thing James does is he pretends that he still has hair on top on his head. Other than that, he's always been a pretty normal and likable guy.
 
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It only got 303 views which means that it must have been posted on the Reddit shithole and the Screen Wave minions spotted it. They most likely watch this thread as well.
They for sure watch this thread and TCT. They are James' tard wranglers and he is their cash cow tard. That well gets more dry by the year though.

Because he made BAD YOUTUBE VIDEOS! 5:40!
The 5:40 meme (and pretty much every other meme) of him is genuinely funny. He did that shit himself and he is a lolcow. Anybody that can't laugh at that shit is a Slobwave associate or just in denial. I mean that "autobiography" and his Behind the Scenes video... ffs

Who's next the Nostalgia Critic?
Nah, Doug already went through that crap, ignored it as much as he could, and still produces the mediocre content he always did. At least he knew when to shave his head and seems to listen to the fans (even "those of the assholish variety").

Planks don't fight back.
James isn't a plank. Have you seen him rock out in Rex Viper!?!

One post from one individual on a website that's the poster child of the dead internet theory and you motherfuckers still posting videos from those grifters pretending this "incident" is a "mob" attacking some random youtuber.

It's embarrassing.
lol wut? Find your words, I don't know if I disagree with you or not, I just don't understand your post.

Because many moons ago, James said he wasn't gonna watch the female ghostbusters. This has permanently painted him as an alt right chud that needs to be destroyed by any means necessary.
Nah, that shit is long forgotten, everyone agrees that movie sucks now, except the most retarded of the retards. Of all the James memes that I laugh at, the "no [blank]/I refuse]" is one of those that I find stupid and annoying.

I like James because he's the "least lolcow" lolcow I've ever seen.
He's a good husband, father, does not politisperg for either side, and knows how and when to shut up.
I think his age is what makes him this way, if James were born in the early 90s, he'd be different. Even JonTron got involved in some shit a few years ago.

I know AVGN isn't what it once was as a show, but still, James as a person is a literal normie in comparison to many others.
Which Slob are you?

Good husband? Maybe. Nobody really knows what goes on in his house because he is smart enough to maintain a lot of privacy. He has always come across as a cuck though and that isn't a "good husband".

Good father? Yeah, seems like it. Putting your kids first and bragging about them occasionly is the sign of a good parent. He keeps them private while being an e-celeb and that is good too. I have no idea what his kids even look like and kudos to him for that. The "muh kids" meme is real though because he has used that excuse to get out of work constantly. He has played the dad card too many times imo.

Does not politisperg? No he doesn't. I ❤️ that.

Knows when to shut up? :lol: :lol: :lol: Ok which slob are you? :story:

His age makes him this way? (see above)
 
After avgn I started watching Pat's podcast for a while til I realized it totally sucks and usually crosses into the negative realm of relevancy. I still think his older review videos are fun and a good counterpoint to classic avgn. Then he got old and fat. Although it is his horrible narcissism that became the permanent turn-off.
 

Liberals truly are the modern pearl clutchers. They complained about how conservative boomers spoiled all the fun, made shit up and all and how they wont be like that when they are running the show and, shockingly, they ended even worse than their predecessors.

This is the reason you pricks are losing elections and I suspect its all downhill from here for you all, people are fucking done with this.
Planks don't fight back.

Why would James or anyone on his corner do anything? Being an annoying liberal fuckhead is frowned upon way more today than it was back in in 2016 when he made his "lol, aint watching it Ghostbusters 2016" video, and even back then people were saying wokesters were making a molehill out of nothing because it was a harmless video where he didnt bring any politics, simply he doesnt want to financially support the idea of remaking one of the greatest comedies of all time as there will never be able to replicate the OG's charm.

If there is something these people do well is making jackasses out of themselves, especially if their targets either wisely do nothing or have the perfect comeback (otherwise, dont bother, dont argue with them, dont apologize to them).

James will shit himself and do nothing, wisely so while his haters shit themselves and show it to the world so they can say "look at the AVGN made me do!!".
Even JonTron got involved in some shit a few years ago.

I still remember how one of his early vids has him looking at a desolate landscape in a game and saying "This must be the timeline Trump won". Idk which aged worse, that or the South Park episode about the 2016 election where the creators legit thought Hilary would win so they had to scramble a replacement episode and make a new plot on the spot. It goes to show why they didnt cover elections much after that, or at least didnt bet their own plotline on an outcome they couldnt predict accurately.

Either way, Jontron learned the hard way he isnt good at debates and that you shouldnt get involved in that scene in the first place. He won by learning from this and staying in his corner, being entertaining and avoiding getting involved in politics as much as possible.

Meanwhile Destiny has the misfortune of being Destiny.
Since he doesn't have his own thread, and I suppose most people only know of him from AVGN.. There's a new incredibly awful Pat video out. Halloween themes, on Nov 11.


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I forgot how awful his scripted content is. Really NSFL video.

The Tranny arc always starts with crossdressing disgused as "comedy".
Nah, Doug already went through that crap, ignored it as much as he could, and still produces the mediocre content he always did. At least he knew when to shave his head and seems to listen to the fans (even "those of the assholish variety").

Doug seems satisfied in making his reviews that will always be watched by his recurrent fans and staying out of the spotlight for the most part. He did find some level of stability and not having to tard wrangle other narcissistic men children reviewers is a plus.
 
Why would James or anyone on his corner do anything?
That was the point, that James would lie down and take kicks which is why somebody decided it'd be a good idea to take him on. Nobody likes people picking on the helpless though, just like 8 years ago.
Doug seems satisfied in making his reviews that will always be watched by his recurrent fans and staying out of the spotlight for the most part. He did find some level of stability and not having to tard wrangle other narcissistic men children reviewers is a plus.
Doug can sleep well knowing his wife is loaded, and I'm not talking about her being a landwhale. Only Nostalgia Chick was smart enough to do the same.
 
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