Jazz is the mentally abused and physically butchered calf of 2 degenerate lolcows. And while he is turning into one in his own right, he is not the lolcow of this thread.
I mean, this site started as a response to Chris's autistic weirdness and bizarre inner world, and I doubt he has a mental age above 12, either; also, Barb is mentally ill but still an awful person worthy of derision, as are many (most?) other cows here.
I agree that Jazz isn't a cow per se--more like exploited, brainwashed, abused, and permanently damaged--but Jazz is the center of the show/the only reason we know about Jeannette and Greg (like how we know Wendylou in relation to Desmond's abuse), so they're all inextricably linked. It is what it is. I loathe Jazz's parents and just find Jazz to be sad.
Kinda like a 3 year that has never gone thru puberty huh?
I agree that at some point a person has to buck up and deal, but that is generally attributed to adults. Jazz's brain never matured thanks to his parents. He has to fake his way thru a life he has no real conception of. To me Jazz is like a Down Syndrome kid, he can learn stuff and grow older but has no conception of what an adult life entails. Sucks bad for him cuz he will be judged as a lolcow by those who don't understand what really happened to his brain. And his fucking parents will enable him into the grave. You don't shit on kids for what their parents do to them, and Jazz will forever be stunted because of what his parents, doctors and muh cucked society did to him.
(Tl;dr at the end because this became autistically long and borders on MOTI)
Jazz is ultimately a lolcow himself for one reason: Jessie Slaughter. Jessie Slaughter clearly had an abusive, unstable father. What we know about Dahvie Vanity now (or at least, what most already knew but was confirmed in the past few years), while she most likely was lying about sexual abuse, there is the distinct possibility it happened. She was "bullied" on the internet viciously and clearly didn't have smart parents to monitor their preteen's internet usage (which smart parents had been doing since the invention of the internet.) Her Dad died when she was very young after all that'd happened, and she ultimately trooned out.
Despite all her problems and the shithouse hand that was dealt to her, she's one of the internet's final boss of lolcowdom of Web 2.0, even among "normies" that don't obsessively pay attention to that sort of thing. Unbelievably, many people outside of autistic online culture don't know who Chrischan is, or at least how far the depths of his instability go. Regular people quote "Consequences will never be the same" and make jokes about the "internet police," even without knowing where they came from. Granted, this was from the father, but still, it was all triggered by Jessie.
Even at 13, Jessie was ultimately the reason everything stupid that happened to her (aside from her Dad dying). She's undeniably a lolcow. She may have calmed down a bit in recent years, but considering Jazz is much older, and willingly in the spotlight (she chose being a part of a TLC show,) she has to own her embarrassing existence, just as much as Jessie Slaughter does.
The internet never forgets, and rarely forgives, which is why powerleveling is such a mistake
every time. People spouting their personal baggage on their Facebook (private or not,) Twitter, Instagram, YouTube, etc. with their names attached is such a norm now that it's why the "age of the lolcow" is over.
Almost everyone I know on my personal social media profiles has made a long "mental illness" or political spergout long meandering post at least 3 times.
Jazz is a dumbass and needs to grow up. Kids bail their parents all the time at 16, stay homeless for a bit, gather with their other damaged friends in a shithole apartment (or live with an older dude they mooch off of until they can save money, if they don't get addicted to heroin/meth first), get their GED and a garbage retail or food service job, go to community college on their own dime, reach out to community centers for help, and ultimately bring themselves up out of poverty and wretchedness into being semi-functional members of society, and that's assuming the worst situation possible. Jazz is privileged and still refuses desperately needed help. She hasn't gone through half of what Jessie Slaughter did and still ultimately failed.
She's predictably as pathetic as her family.. There's a reason this thread is about her. If you must, keep moderate sympathy; everyone has their shit, from physical abuse, to rape, to child molestation, to emotional/verbally abusive relationships, drug addicted families,
real physical and mental illness, the nightmare of foster care, war, eviction, barely making ends meet, being fired, being screwed over, etc. Everyone on this blue marble has lived through one, if not multiple of these catastrophes.
Tl;dr Jazz hasn't experienced any of this (mental illness and
probably possibly rape aside) and is still an emotional mess. Jessie Slaughter, as one example, went through far more, and is still a cow. Get on the level of everyone else, you relatively lucky whining teenage girl. Write a tell all book and get sympathy bux and live the rest of your life with a moderately mentally sane troon (if they exist,) and quit wallowing in this pity party that only sycophants and the people who mock you care about.